Anti-masterpiece theater presents: Postal

by Ludwig Kietzmann { Jan 31st 2007 at 6:15PM }

Critically bashed, critic-bashing and chronically inept filmmaker, Uwe Boll, has once again edited together a sequence of disparate and decidedly amateurish sequences into something loosely resembling a movie. No doubt risking some sort of infection, the folks at 1UP have embedded a NSFW and NSFH (Not Safe for Humanity) trailer of his latest videogame adaptation, Postal, into one of their pages. They're certainly a brave lot.

Powered by Z-grade star power and disturbing nudity, the trailer boldly declares the film's intention to be the most disgusting and most offensive piece of celluloid known to man.

So, just the usual Boll film then.

[Thanks, Jonah]

Watch -- Postal Trailers (yes, plural)

Tags: Garbage, Postal, Uwe Boll, UweBoll

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

micheal82 @ Jan 31st 2007 6:31PM

Can someone take UWe Boll and Jack Thompson and ship them of somewhere far away. Their constant attack on gamers and the games that they love is criminal. If nobody goes to see his movie Uwe Boll will just go away, hopefully.

Rubang B @ Jan 31st 2007 6:27PM

I hate Uwe Boll as much as the next guy, but you know whatever Dave Foley's saying in that full frontal scene has got to be gold.

mark @ Jan 31st 2007 8:33PM

filed under..."hacks." lol

bigd7387 @ Feb 1st 2007 2:20PM

Actually I think Uwe Boll and Jack Thompson work together to try to kill the Video Game industry.

muppetmeth @ Jan 31st 2007 6:56PM

...At least it isn't another computer animated Dreamworks movie.

Busted @ Jan 31st 2007 6:54PM

I'm aware that Uwe Boll makes horrible movies, and maybe I'm ignorant, but that looks kinda funny.

Justin U @ Jan 31st 2007 7:14PM

I hate to say it, but this looks so bad its funny. Honestly....

I gotta go whip myself for daring to utter that.

Whitster @ Jan 31st 2007 7:13PM

Seemingly even my PC hates Uwe Boll. Firefox crashed shortly after clicking play.

Chris Lawton @ Jan 31st 2007 7:30PM

Well, it looks like a Troma film to me. While I'm not a big fan of Troma filmes (Barring Toxic Avenger, which is a must for any B-Movie enthusiast), I might see it on a rental.

It looks like a good "get together with friends and drink" movie.

Markusdragon @ Jan 31st 2007 8:30PM

Where's the crew of the Satellite of Love when you need them?

Martez @ Jan 31st 2007 9:04PM

God help us all.

To the cast and crew's credit, it looks like it was fun to make.

Dark-Pen @ Jan 31st 2007 9:07PM

you know, I really really really hated Alone in the Dark, but with how this is coming out, it just might actually be so bad, that it'll be be good. Who knows, really. If it plays off of being the most retarded film possible, it might actually be funny. Who knows.

While Alone in the Dark made me want to claw my eyes out, I think that this film might actually turn heads. That's my opinion though.

Shadow @ Jan 31st 2007 9:35PM

I do admit that the Tom Cruise bit almost(I said "Almost"!) got a chuckle out of me. Other than that, I think these trailers should have come with Freebird-esque warnings before watching. Maybe that would have made me come to my senses before losing brain cells.

"Are you sure you wish to watch this trailer? Are you positive that you really want to watch this trailer? This is your last chance so are you 100% sure?"

*sigh*, well, it looks like Uwe is now just going for the highly offensive instead of just being highly offensive. It's like through all of this gamer hating he realized that he's not really good at making movies like he claims, but rather he's really bad at it. So instead of trying to make an actual good movie he's purposely making a movie that will make you wonder why you spent 7.75 on the movie ticket instead of spending that money to pay a homeless person to punch in the gut repeatedly.