Anti-masterpiece theater presents: Postal

Can someone take UWe Boll and Jack Thompson and ship them of somewhere far away. Their constant attack on gamers and the games that they love is criminal. If nobody goes to see his movie Uwe Boll will just go away, hopefully.

I hate Uwe Boll as much as the next guy, but you know whatever Dave Foley's saying in that full frontal scene has got to be gold.

filed under..."hacks." lol

Actually I think Uwe Boll and Jack Thompson work together to try to kill the Video Game industry.

...At least it isn't another computer animated Dreamworks movie.

I'm aware that Uwe Boll makes horrible movies, and maybe I'm ignorant, but that looks kinda funny.

I hate to say it, but this looks so bad its funny. Honestly....

I gotta go whip myself for daring to utter that.

Seemingly even my PC hates Uwe Boll. Firefox crashed shortly after clicking play.

Well, it looks like a Troma film to me. While I'm not a big fan of Troma filmes (Barring Toxic Avenger, which is a must for any B-Movie enthusiast), I might see it on a rental.

It looks like a good "get together with friends and drink" movie.

Where's the crew of the Satellite of Love when you need them?

God help us all.

To the cast and crew's credit, it looks like it was fun to make.

you know, I really really really hated Alone in the Dark, but with how this is coming out, it just might actually be so bad, that it'll be be good. Who knows, really. If it plays off of being the most retarded film possible, it might actually be funny. Who knows.

While Alone in the Dark made me want to claw my eyes out, I think that this film might actually turn heads. That's my opinion though.

I do admit that the Tom Cruise bit almost(I said "Almost"!) got a chuckle out of me. Other than that, I think these trailers should have come with Freebird-esque warnings before watching. Maybe that would have made me come to my senses before losing brain cells.

"Are you sure you wish to watch this trailer? Are you positive that you really want to watch this trailer? This is your last chance so are you 100% sure?"

*sigh*, well, it looks like Uwe is now just going for the highly offensive instead of just being highly offensive. It's like through all of this gamer hating he realized that he's not really good at making movies like he claims, but rather he's really bad at it. So instead of trying to make an actual good movie he's purposely making a movie that will make you wonder why you spent 7.75 on the movie ticket instead of spending that money to pay a homeless person to punch in the gut repeatedly.

heh.. even the trailer admits he is rubbish. (though a move to comedy may be a good one, as most of his films have been unintentionally very funny)

coming soon: a jihad against uwe boll. Osama bin laden's popularity skyrockets.

Yeah, I think he might finally have the formula to a successful movie: making fun of himself.

Is that minime getting raped by monkeys?

I'm sadly intrigued..

Markusdragon, nice mst3k reference :)

After the movie, I might just nail my ears to my face! Just for shits and giggles, of course.

After the movie, I might just nail my ears to my face! Just for shits and giggles, of course.

I'm pissed off that he will actually make something people might like.

BUT DON'T WORRY, he has about 4 other movies coming out that aren't "so bad, it's good". So I won't keep myself up at night.

You know, this looks like a Troma movie with a good budget. It has to be better than Alone in the Dark, anyhow.