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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:04PM (Unverified) said

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Those 2 minutes of mine... Give 'em back!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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alls I can say is:

w-aaaaa-haaaa-owww! w-aaaa-haaaa-owww! (said like the guy in that Sonic commercial).

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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, this game has me really excited - I remember reading about it in a magazine when I was twelve. It's good to see that the gameplay has held up well, and that the developers haven't tried to revamp things; in my opinion that would have killed the spirit of the game.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 5:06PM (Unverified) said

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Game of the year
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 5:08PM Fernando Rocker said

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When they say "CUBE!" its so fucking scary :s
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:08PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Hahaha, I was amused. Is this for real? If so, I'd definitely play it.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:13PM (Unverified) said

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this looks liike a low budget screen saver! game of the year??!! according to what lame brain??!!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:16PM (Unverified) said

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O...M...Z That's it, I'm not buying a PS3, none of this Final Fantasy XIII for me. Ima get a Monotech Power Unit. It is the game-future after all.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:14PM (Unverified) said

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O...M...Z That's it, I'm not buying a PS3, none of this Final Fantasy XIII for me. Ima get a Monotech Power Unit. It is the game-future after all.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:22PM Slaziman said

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LMFAO

CUUUBE!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:28PM (Unverified) said

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looks like the graphic/style of katamari damacy....
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:25PM (Unverified) said

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Dangit. It's not bad enough that I have to buy a Wii, 360, and a PS3, but now I have to buy a Monotech!? Let me guess, next SEGA is going to make a 3D Sonic game actually worth playing on the SEGA Saturn, and then I'll have to go out and buy one of those too. This generation is turning out horrible!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:29PM (Unverified) said

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Holy Batman ona stick!!
The rumours were true, the rumours were true...
At E3 '97 Miyamoto said it just couldn't be done, Will Wright balked in comtempt, yet here we are. OMG!!! Cube!!! Squeee!!!!
This might just mean the end of civilisation as we know it, it just might... God have mercy on our souls...



Ps: CUBE!!!!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:32PM (Unverified) said

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What, might I ask, the hell is this game about? I dont have sound on my work computer so I can't hear if there's any explanation to the game. just CUBE!! popping up out of nowhere.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 7:58PM wulkar said

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All of that looks like it was done in Bryce.

i would at least play it though looks like fun.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 6:47PM (Unverified) said

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'make "calculators look like a cotton gin."'

Absolutely, the best quote of 2007, and it's only fucking February!

~HotShotX
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 7:00PM EvanM said

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But there's a game thats been out for only like, 3 years called cube. It's that one open source first person shooter.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 4:49PM CaptainHairy said

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... I'm speechless. I never thought I would live to see a game of such obvious gaming mastery.

Truely these are halcyon times...
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 5:01PM (Unverified) said

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@Steven Bruce

"Dangit. It's not bad enough that I have to buy a Wii, 360, and a PS3, but now I have to buy a Monotech!?"

Don't worry about it. As soon as they get the polished dev. kits out and harness the power of the cell, they'll port this to PS3.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 5:05PM (Unverified) said

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Based on this video it looks like they need to nerf the cube...it's simply too powerful. I hope this is alpha footage.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 5:54PM (Unverified) said

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"It's up to you to guide Cube around the things that Cube can't go through" Bwahahahahaha!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 5:47PM (Unverified) said

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All your cube are belong to us!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 5:49PM (Unverified) said

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www.timecube.com > CUBE
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 5:51PM (Unverified) said

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My bullshit-o-meter is currently screaming at me for not calling shenanigans on this...game. But somehow I can't bring myself to do it. As someone who has NEVER heard of it before, I am excited beyond words.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 7:03PM (Unverified) said

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I wonder if this will eventually get ported to the wii. I'd love to try to wiimote controlling this, but i'm kinda worried that the wii won't be able to push enough polygons to run this sweet game. If only wii had cell.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 6:39PM sand0789 said

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More people would be excited about it if it had motion sensing controls.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 6:43PM Liraco said

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So the Wii won't be able to handle this awesome game's graphics? Darn!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 7:15PM (Unverified) said

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cripes. For all of those who didnt get the irony..

please.

end your lives now so that we may speed up human evolution just a hair faster. please. this is a public service announcement brought to you by:

CUBE.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 6:53PM (Unverified) said

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ok this is a joke, right? i refuse to believe this is real.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 7:01PM teejaykay said

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"14. @Steven Bruce

"Dangit. It's not bad enough that I have to buy a Wii, 360, and a PS3, but now I have to buy a Monotech!?"

Don't worry about it. As soon as they get the polished dev. kits out and harness the power of the cell, they'll port this to PS3."

Shows what you know about CUBE. It's a first party title, developed in complete secrecy for over a decade. You're not much of a game master if you didn't know that.

Besides, this game features the latest in 3D pictures. I doubt the PS3 could handle it anyway.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 11:34PM (Unverified) said

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It may just take the full processing power of the PS3 and 360 to power this monstrosity.. I almost pissed myself when i saw the 'Dredded Cone'

I honestly dont see this coming out during this generation of gaming
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 7:59PM (Unverified) said

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This game looks like utter genius, but I HATE IT WHEN THE TRAILER HAS SPOILERS!!! After seeing LEVEL RED and the dreaded CONE, I almost feel like there's no point to getting this...

Level Red did look pretty sweet though. I suppose I can't resist getting this game, but I'm still upset about the spoilers.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 12:51AM Halorin said

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Time... I can't get back.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 9:17AM Klink said

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Um... Cube = Tron^3?
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 10:23PM (Unverified) said

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Heh, it looks just like something out of the early 90's demoscene :)
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 10:20PM (Unverified) said

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I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

"Cube defender of the Polyverse!" and "The fun can not be halted!" are priceless.

This is good stuff. God love the internet.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2007 11:14PM (Unverified) said

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HOT DAMN I WANT THIS!

This PWNS all other next-gen games.

Beware the dreaded cone!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 12:47AM (Unverified) said

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I read the book this was based on and it's truly amazing. If they're true to the story this will be the most twisted adventure game this generation. I hope they make the sequel, Cube 2: Hypercube.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 2:14AM In A World said

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All they have to do is make CUBE a PS3 exclusive and it'll become an instant must-have title among Sony fanboys.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 2:43AM (Unverified) said

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I've never heard of this game. I can't tell if people are being sarcastic or what's going on. This game looks like crap. Let me amend that, this video looks like crap. If I wanted to play a game guiding a shape-based avatar around a screen collecting shit while avoiding obstacles I'd play Pac-Man. Seriously, if that's all there is to the game save your money for Duke Nukem: Forever.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 2:54AM (Unverified) said

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I look away for five minutes, and the thread gets overrun by Monotech fanboys, just like everything else on this blasted site...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 3:56AM (Unverified) said

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That video doesn't fool me. I bet that is CGI video. No way that's real in game action. I wanna hear the CUBE developers say that's the real game engine.
Where can I download the demo?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 7:32AM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq is always so biased in favour of Monotech games.. i bet if this was a PS3 exclusive you'dbe dissing it!

Stop being such monotech fanboys Joystiq!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 9:09AM (Unverified) said

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I haven't posted on Joystiq for nearly OVER A DECADE but damn... I wouldn't be much of a game master if I wouldn't step in for all the Monotech fanboys here.

This video made me laugh and I mean it seriously made me laugh out loud. Laughter increased due to some of the comments on here too =)

I would buy this game. Seriously, if they'd keep up the entire style portrayed by the "trailer", I'd be instantly sold.

As a full retail title or an XBLA game, I don't care. I NEED to reach level red. I NEED CUBE.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 9:37AM (Unverified) said

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That's totally rad. It's like a square, but in three dimensions!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 10:46AM omdata said

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So... Funny...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 2:10PM (Unverified) said

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A game of this scope surely must be worthy of breaking the $60 price point. I'd pay $100, easy.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2007 2:47PM (Unverified) said

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33. Heh, it looks just like something out of the early 90's demoscene :)

Yeah, it reminded me of Renaissance's Amnesia..
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