You've been living in the past, dear readers. We apologize for the wait, but our new Japanese Hardware Sales 2.0 upgrade has been in development for sixteen years.
JHS 2.0 has a myriad of powerful features, available for use in the home as well as anywhere that is not your home. One look will stun you, as new advanced 3-D graphics highlight the numbers as never before. New, fluid animation enhances your overall experience by tenfold! And finally, our favorite new feature: numerical base alterations. The system hacks the internet and builds a personality database based on daily porn site visitations and illegal torrenting. It then selects a numerical base which it has deemed optimal. Our programs have shown that your optimal viewing base is in fact
thirteen
and thus, the numbers below will be automatically altered from their standard base ten format. We hope you enjoy the next wave of Japanese Hardware Sales!
If you'd like to see the old, outdated version of the sales numbers, click after the break.
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| - DS Lite: 6A,707
24,597aaaaaaa|aal|| - Wii: 2C,178
1,282aaaaaaaaaaa|aal|| - PSP: 13,332
7B6aaaaaaaaaalal|aal|| - PS2: 9,730
4B7aaaaaaaaaaalal|aal|| - PS3: 9,142
674aaaaaaaaaarraf|aal|| - Xbox 360: 3,477
1BCaaaaaallla|aal|| - Game Boy Micro: 6C7
40Baaraa|aal|| - GBA SP: 609
2A7aaaaaaaaalaa|aal|| - Gamecube: 209
12Caaaraaaaa|ala/| - DS Phat: 64
32aaaaaaaaaaaar|ar/| - GBA: 28
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Also see: Joystiq's Weekly Sales Charts
- DS Lite: 194,526
66,879 (52.39%)- Wii: 83,754
2,641 (3.06%)- PSP: 35,700
1,332 (3.60%)- PS2: 20,995
826 (4.10%)- PS3: 19,996
1,109 (5.25%) - Xbox 360: 7,365
324 (4.60%)- Game Boy Micro: 1,177
687 (36.86%)- GBA SP: 1,023
475 (31.71%)- Gamecube: 347
207 (37.36%)- DS Phat: 82
41 (33.33%)- GBA: 34
60 (63.83%)
