Valentine's Day Halo tees for you and your female AI construct
Valentine's Day is fast approaching and you know what that means: It's time to put down those video game controllers and do something nice for the needlessly attractive fictional AI construct in your life! Let her know you care with this limited edition "I Heart Cortana" t-shirt. Oh, ladies, Bungie hasn't forgotten about you! Let your fictional Spartan super-love-soldier know you care with this similarly limited edition "I Heart Master Chief" tee! Who says Halo nerd aren't romantic?
[Via Bungie]
Read - I Heart Cortana
Read - I Heart Master Chief
[Via Bungie]
Read - I Heart Cortana
Read - I Heart Master Chief












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Intentless @ Feb 12th 2007 5:44PM
as much of a gamer as my girl is.... murder would be the responce...
Dukhat @ Feb 12th 2007 6:10PM
Make yourself the point of ridicule by girls (who will think you like someone else on the first t-shirt), and are gay from the second t-shirt, Nintendo/Sony fans who know Halo sucks, and PC gamers who know Halo sucks.
Thats ok, I'm sure you'll get cool points from the computer science department your local community college.
BPM @ Feb 12th 2007 6:29PM
Dukhat, you do realize the shirt on the right is for women, right? The feminine curves should be an obvious hint...
Hey, try using this in the article:
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atlnative @ Feb 12th 2007 6:46PM
If you wear this shirt, you might as well buy one that says "I love being a virgin"
Patrick @ Feb 12th 2007 6:52PM
lol'ed at 4, its true anyways ............. FIRST POST?@1
MaX PL and the 360 r4pe Tr4iN @ Feb 12th 2007 7:05PM
okayyyyy, wheres the mens version of the I Love Masterchief shirt?
Martez @ Feb 12th 2007 7:36PM
Why would anyone love Cortana?
REUYL @ Feb 12th 2007 7:55PM
Silly Joystiq! You're supposed to get your girlfriend drunk on Bawls first.
Mr Khan @ Feb 12th 2007 7:59PM
Your girlfriend likes to drink MY Bawls
(sorry, i couldn't resist) :)
NAvstar @ Feb 12th 2007 8:38PM
Interesting reinforcement of stereotypical gender specific roles. Ever think some girls like Cortana?
TsunamiPepper @ Feb 12th 2007 9:27PM
Would it be Halo Nerds?
Just Checking.
Oh, And, this November, MGS4 FTW. Not Halo 3.
Yea, that's right. I said it.
Where's the I Heart Solid Snake/ Meryl/ [Randdom MGS girl's name] Shirt?
adam @ Feb 12th 2007 9:44PM
Stereotypical gender specific roles?
More like traditional.
obo @ Feb 13th 2007 1:14AM
"Where's the I Heart Solid Snake/ Meryl/ [Randdom MGS girl's name] Shirt?"
Probably not at bungiestore.com.
Itsubi @ Feb 13th 2007 8:52AM
I can probably guess the sales already;
I♥Cortana : 5000 sold
I♥Master Chief : 2 sold, one of them to a man
Noshino @ Feb 13th 2007 11:13AM
"I♥Master Chief : 2 sold, one of them to a man"
That dude has got to have the ugliest breasts I have ever seen....
joseph @ Feb 13th 2007 5:51PM
would it be wrong of me, a DUDE to want both? i need the mastercheif one without the extra material aroudn the boobs though...
Spiza @ Feb 14th 2007 12:29AM
just putting in password.