Today's sexiest video: Ye Olde Pickup Lines of Oblivion

by Kevin Kelly { Feb 13th 2007 at 12:01AM }

Video game characters need lovin' too, and this video of the best pickup lines from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. It's downright packed with sex, and characters who are looking for a lot more than a few coins or a potion. In honor of the fast-approaching Valentine's Day, we're handing down this steamy video ... completely free of horse armor charges.

While it's racier on the scale than Fable, who knows what Fable 2 might hold. Still, they both pale in comparison to the feminine know-how and understanding of Leisure Suit Larry.

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Kestrel @ Feb 13th 2007 12:55AM

Kind of a weak vid. Also, youtube sucks.

savvydoc @ Feb 13th 2007 1:01AM

Not all that funny...
But A for effort.

Jay @ Feb 13th 2007 1:02AM

That really is a good video.

barb dybwad @ Feb 13th 2007 1:10AM

teh awesome.

ro @ Feb 13th 2007 1:21AM

Not funny.

Leggo @ Feb 13th 2007 3:01AM

Blood from a stone.

You're better off stripping dead pirate elf chicks naked and humping the bodies. It's more entertaining than this video.

Purple Haze @ Feb 13th 2007 3:06AM

Ok i'm not sure that video deserved a mention and i wouldn't exactly call it todays sexiest video.

Fleep @ Feb 13th 2007 3:20AM

Wooo, painfully bad video.

Tyler @ Feb 13th 2007 4:20AM

The Picard/Jean-Luc part made me chuckle

Grunge @ Feb 13th 2007 4:40AM

Agree with the votes for badness. If it were a little shorter, then maybe, but at five minutes it has too much filler.

t_m @ Feb 13th 2007 10:30AM

did anything happen at the end? I got bored after 5 minutes of "hello". zzzz

Gamewatcher @ Feb 13th 2007 11:45AM

Tough crowd...

daeval @ Feb 14th 2007 6:58PM

I dunno whose idea it was to try and wring innuendo out of the 20 most commonly heard lines in Oblivion, over and over for 5 minutes, but I hope youtube can get a restraining order. The irony is that several of these characters ARE actually trying to pick up on you in the game, which just makes it less funny.

In short, this video isn't worth the internet it's printed on.