Today's sexiest video: Ye Olde Pickup Lines of Oblivion
by Kevin Kelly 
{ Feb 13th 2007 at 12:01AM }
Video game characters need lovin' too, and this video of the best pickup lines from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. It's downright packed with sex, and characters who are looking for a lot more than a few coins or a potion. In honor of the fast-approaching Valentine's Day, we're handing down this steamy video ... completely free of horse armor charges.
While it's racier on the scale than Fable, who knows what Fable 2 might hold. Still, they both pale in comparison to the feminine know-how and understanding of Leisure Suit Larry.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Kestrel @ Feb 13th 2007 12:55AM
Kind of a weak vid. Also, youtube sucks.
savvydoc @ Feb 13th 2007 1:01AM
Not all that funny...
But A for effort.
Jay @ Feb 13th 2007 1:02AM
That really is a good video.
barb dybwad @ Feb 13th 2007 1:10AM
teh awesome.
ro @ Feb 13th 2007 1:21AM
Not funny.
Leggo @ Feb 13th 2007 3:01AM
Blood from a stone.
You're better off stripping dead pirate elf chicks naked and humping the bodies. It's more entertaining than this video.
Purple Haze @ Feb 13th 2007 3:06AM
Ok i'm not sure that video deserved a mention and i wouldn't exactly call it todays sexiest video.
Fleep @ Feb 13th 2007 3:20AM
Wooo, painfully bad video.
Tyler @ Feb 13th 2007 4:20AM
The Picard/Jean-Luc part made me chuckle
Grunge @ Feb 13th 2007 4:40AM
Agree with the votes for badness. If it were a little shorter, then maybe, but at five minutes it has too much filler.
t_m @ Feb 13th 2007 10:30AM
did anything happen at the end? I got bored after 5 minutes of "hello". zzzz
Gamewatcher @ Feb 13th 2007 11:45AM
Tough crowd...
daeval @ Feb 14th 2007 6:58PM
I dunno whose idea it was to try and wring innuendo out of the 20 most commonly heard lines in Oblivion, over and over for 5 minutes, but I hope youtube can get a restraining order. The irony is that several of these characters ARE actually trying to pick up on you in the game, which just makes it less funny.
In short, this video isn't worth the internet it's printed on.
raycosm @ Feb 13th 2007 7:59PM
"may your kills be quick and many"
lol
Tom @ Feb 14th 2007 1:46AM
Welcome to the Uncanny Valley of Oblivion...
FSK405K @ Feb 15th 2007 4:43AM
Oblivion: how a landmark game can be ruined by only hiring five (three programmers who know how to read a script into a microphone, Sean Bean, and Picard) voice actors.