Today's sexiest video: Ye Olde Pickup Lines of Oblivion


Video game characters need lovin' too, and this video of the best pickup lines from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. It's downright packed with sex, and characters who are looking for a lot more than a few coins or a potion. In honor of the fast-approaching Valentine's Day, we're handing down this steamy video ... completely free of horse armor charges.

While it's racier on the scale than Fable, who knows what Fable 2 might hold. Still, they both pale in comparison to the feminine know-how and understanding of Leisure Suit Larry.

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