Video game characters need lovin' too, and this video of the best pickup lines from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. It's downright packed with sex, and characters who are looking for a lot more than a few coins or a potion. In honor of the fast-approaching Valentine's Day, we're handing down this steamy video ... completely free of horse armor charges.
While it's racier on the scale than Fable, who knows what Fable 2 might hold. Still, they both pale in comparison to the feminine know-how and understanding of Leisure Suit Larry.
Reader Comments (16)
Posted: Feb 13th 2007 3:01AM (Unverified) said
Blood from a stone.
You're better off stripping dead pirate elf chicks naked and humping the bodies. It's more entertaining than this video.
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You're better off stripping dead pirate elf chicks naked and humping the bodies. It's more entertaining than this video.
Posted: Feb 13th 2007 4:40AM (Unverified) said
Agree with the votes for badness. If it were a little shorter, then maybe, but at five minutes it has too much filler.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2007 10:30AM (Unverified) said
did anything happen at the end? I got bored after 5 minutes of "hello". zzzz
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Posted: Feb 14th 2007 6:58PM (Unverified) said
I dunno whose idea it was to try and wring innuendo out of the 20 most commonly heard lines in Oblivion, over and over for 5 minutes, but I hope youtube can get a restraining order. The irony is that several of these characters ARE actually trying to pick up on you in the game, which just makes it less funny.
In short, this video isn't worth the internet it's printed on.
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In short, this video isn't worth the internet it's printed on.
Posted: Feb 15th 2007 4:43AM Keithustus said
Oblivion: how a landmark game can be ruined by only hiring five (three programmers who know how to read a script into a microphone, Sean Bean, and Picard) voice actors.
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