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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 3:04PM Crono141 said

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LOL @ crushing and snorting a candybar.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 3:08PM (Unverified) said

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Real men inject their candy bars.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 3:14PM (Unverified) said

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Mmm Mmmm

You can taste the sawdust...
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 3:21PM (Unverified) said

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i love the taste of bawls in my mouth
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 3:27PM mandarin said

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Eat this and watch your liver go nuts...
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 3:31PM (Unverified) said

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this is the stupidest shit i've ever heard.

I NEED AN ENERGY BAR TO MAKE ME NOT SUCK AT GAMES LAWL
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 3:35PM (Unverified) said

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what is the difference between advertisements and news at this point?
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 4:07PM (Unverified) said

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I have actually had one of the Pre-production bars. they are surprisingly good! I hear they are supposed to be released sometime in March.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 4:14PM R0ck said

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They're just made from apple cores and Chinese newspaper!
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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100mg's of Guarana?

What's this made of, Berry Bonds' urine?
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 7:36PM Lord Minogue said

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Guarana is a plant extract that provides a unique, fruity taste. However, the plant extract is not that rich in caffeine.

"In addition to other chemicals, the guaranĂ¡ plant contains caffeine (sometimes called "guaranine"), theophylline, and theobromine. Water extracts of the guarana plant are central nervous system stimulants due to the caffeine content. Energy drink manufacturers typically add synthetic caffeine or caffeine derived from coffee decaffeination."

Guaranine, however, is a chemical in the extract that is identical to caffeine. 100mg of that, perhaps?
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Posted: Feb 16th 2007 11:21PM (Unverified) said

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Guarana: the gamer's steroids.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2007 1:35PM (Unverified) said

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It is very distasteful to use the image of FPS_Doug without his permission. FPS Doug would never eat this bar! Please remove the image!
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Posted: Feb 17th 2007 1:39PM (Unverified) said

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The character fpsdoug does not in ANY WAY support this product!
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Posted: Feb 19th 2007 7:21AM (Unverified) said

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Way to Break the law!
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