Headshot! Energy bar for gamers
by Jared Rea 
{ Feb 16th 2007 at 2:45PM }
Mountain Dew and Red Bull just isn't enough for today's serious gamers. Now they need specially marketed energy supplements to keep them in the fragging zone. Enter Uncommon Loot and Headshot; the candy bar specifically created for gamers.With 100 mg of Guarana, Headshot could pack a serious punch considering that your average bottle of Bawls has approximately 80mg of everyone's favorite nervous system stimulant. Uncommon Loot will be releasing the product to gaming centers first and will eventually make it available on their website.
We'll be sure to bring word of Headshot again after the first professional gamer is kicked out of competition for crushing and snorting his candy bar.
[via Engadget]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Crono @ Feb 16th 2007 3:04PM
LOL @ crushing and snorting a candybar.
reppy @ Feb 16th 2007 3:08PM
Real men inject their candy bars.
sheppy @ Feb 16th 2007 3:14PM
Mmm Mmmm
You can taste the sawdust...
MSaccarello @ Feb 16th 2007 3:21PM
i love the taste of bawls in my mouth
mandarin @ Feb 16th 2007 3:27PM
Eat this and watch your liver go nuts...
bounchfx @ Feb 16th 2007 3:31PM
this is the stupidest shit i've ever heard.
I NEED AN ENERGY BAR TO MAKE ME NOT SUCK AT GAMES LAWL
Arglor @ Feb 16th 2007 3:35PM
what is the difference between advertisements and news at this point?
Tranziq @ Feb 16th 2007 4:07PM
I have actually had one of the Pre-production bars. they are surprisingly good! I hear they are supposed to be released sometime in March.
Rich @ Feb 16th 2007 4:14PM
They're just made from apple cores and Chinese newspaper!
REUYL @ Feb 16th 2007 4:37PM
100mg's of Guarana?
What's this made of, Berry Bonds' urine?
LordMinogue @ Feb 16th 2007 7:36PM
Guarana is a plant extract that provides a unique, fruity taste. However, the plant extract is not that rich in caffeine.
"In addition to other chemicals, the guaraná plant contains caffeine (sometimes called "guaranine"), theophylline, and theobromine. Water extracts of the guarana plant are central nervous system stimulants due to the caffeine content. Energy drink manufacturers typically add synthetic caffeine or caffeine derived from coffee decaffeination."
Guaranine, however, is a chemical in the extract that is identical to caffeine. 100mg of that, perhaps?
Vision67 @ Feb 16th 2007 11:21PM
Guarana: the gamer's steroids.
Econojon @ Feb 17th 2007 1:35PM
It is very distasteful to use the image of FPS_Doug without his permission. FPS Doug would never eat this bar! Please remove the image!
blah @ Feb 17th 2007 1:39PM
The character fpsdoug does not in ANY WAY support this product!
Copyright Infringement 101 @ Feb 19th 2007 7:21AM
Way to Break the law!