Remember how we used to say that our console was the better one
because it didn't incite violence
among its fanbase
? That was fun while it lasted. Now all we have to go on is the price and selection of games.
37-year-old Kazunari Tanaka is accused of trying to shoplift a Wiimote
and a CD from a Bic Camera
in Nagoya, Japan. When security guards accosted him, he (allegedly) started punching, leaving both guards injured.
We won't blame the Wii for this crime, although we're sure someone will. People shoplift every day.
The Wii doesn't inspire crimes against anything but televisions
(against which it instills a murderous rage
; thematically appropriate image taken from this