More ESRB hints
abound, as the website known for destroying the dreams
of excessively violent young children is now listing two more heavy-hitters for the Wii's Virtual Console service. First up is the SNES cult-classic Zombies Ate My Neighbors
, which nicely fills up the senseless-violence-involving-zombies genre that the Wii was heretofore lacking.
Next up? The game none of you ever beat. Yes, the original mind-numbingly difficult Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
for the NES appears to be slated for a shiny white console near you, and this
time, we're gonna finish that game once and for all.