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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 1:03PM (Unverified) said

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LOL at pic.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 1:03PM (Unverified) said

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great picture, thats my only feeling on the article
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 4:02PM (Unverified) said

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Hopefully it'll be better than that other Conan action game that came out a couple of years ago.

Until then, I'll keep pining away for Blade Of Darkness II.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 1:22PM (Unverified) said

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By the Power of Grayskull... oh wait it's Conan not He-Man.

Conan! The Adventurer!
Conan! Warrior without fear!

He's more powerful than any man
His legend spreads across the land and sea!

Conan! The mightiest warrior ever!
His quest to undo the spell of living stone cast upon his family
By driving the evil serpent men back into another dimension
And vanquishing their leader...

The cruel wizard Wrath-amon!!!

Conan! The Adventurer!
Conan! Man of bravery!
With his manic sword protecting the mightiest warriors is heeeeeeee!!!

Feel the power!

Conan!
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 1:22PM AirIntake said

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Excellent pic!
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 1:29PM Crono141 said

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Do you know the riddle of steel?
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 2:16PM Lamppost said

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Crum!
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 1:50PM (Unverified) said

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you didnt even have to write anything with a pic like that, haha
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 2:09PM (Unverified) said

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>>Do you know the riddle of steel?

While kickass, the Arnie movies are NOT Conan, not even close (although the music was fitting, and like I said, kickass overall movie if it wasn't called Conan).

But other than that, I don't really know what the article said, I can't stop staring at the pic.

Right click > Save Pic...
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 2:13PM (Unverified) said

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I hope there are mini-games in it like:

Outlasting the Masturbating Bear

Racing Gun Totin' Nascar Drivin' Jesus

Catching all of Vomiting Kermit's deposits in a bucket.

That'd be sweet.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 7:31PM (Unverified) said

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Yes, nice pic if you are gay. I don't mean that in an offensive way, I have no problem if you are. It's just that pic is homoerotic, so if everyone here is so fascinated by that pic, then maybe you should take this survey.
http://www.joystiq.com/2007/02/26/gay-gamer-survey-results-with-large-hetero-inclusion/

It's ok. Nobody cares. About 10% of males like the sight of half-naked muscular men carrying a long sword.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2007 2:31PM (Unverified) said

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RE: 5. Do you know the riddle of steel?

Posted at 1:29PM on Feb 26th 2007 by Crono

Thulsa Doom: Shall I tell you? It's the least I can do. Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; that beautiful girl. Come to me, my child...
[the girl jumps to her death]
Thulsa Doom: That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!

Also:

Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2007 4:00AM (Unverified) said

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ha ha aaa hahahaha a

that pic made my day
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Posted: Mar 1st 2007 1:16AM pukegreenuniform said

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They like it because its funny. Matt you are acting a bit oddly. Conan o brien is funny.
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