Play The Impossible Quiz, lose your mind

by Ludwig Kietzmann { Feb 28th 2007 at 9:55AM }

If you're at all curious as to what it feels like to utterly lose all semblance of sanity, you should focus your concentration on The Impossible Quiz Deluxe. Having spent most of our morning leaping through its flaming hoops and catering to its bizarre and relentless requests, we've concluded that the sensation is not too dissimilar from having moist strands of spaghetti run through your fingers. You just can't get a grip.

Deviant Artist, Splapp-me-do, notes that the quiz is not truly impossible, though we're not convinced a mind capable of such unhinged questioning can be trusted. Regardless, be sure to give it a bash (or 29) and keep an eye out for those video game references.

[Via Game|Life]

Tags: Flash, Metal Gear Solid, MetalGearSolid, Quiz

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

F1ghter @ Feb 28th 2007 10:01AM

Heh, that game is AWESOME! I've only made it to 96, though. A hint: apparently to win you CAN'T USE ANY SKIPS.

It will drive you mad.

sheppy @ Feb 28th 2007 10:07AM

Still loading....

JBCheese @ Feb 28th 2007 10:12AM

i spent 3 hours on this yesterday only made it to 58.

good thing im in college and have time for this shit.

sheppy @ Feb 28th 2007 10:36AM

I cannot bridge the pink.....

Almack64 @ Feb 28th 2007 10:51AM

All I have to say is WOW

Ludwig Kietzmann @ Feb 28th 2007 10:55AM

Sheppy, try a different button on your mouse. :)

sheppy @ Feb 28th 2007 10:57AM

CRAP, I even had that solution up.... it's too early in the morning for this shit...

AdamW @ Feb 28th 2007 10:59AM

I gave up at 42.

ShortFuse @ Feb 28th 2007 11:11AM

Yeah, I beat it two days ago. Definitely time consuming. You've been warned

Chocolate Starfish @ Feb 28th 2007 11:24AM

@ Sheppy

That's what she said.

GoonieGooGoo @ Feb 28th 2007 12:02PM

How many friggin' questions are in this thing....

On the bomb question charging laser

Croz @ Feb 28th 2007 2:00PM

For those having difficulties getting it to load, use the one on Newgrounds.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/365143

unicorns4breakfast @ Feb 28th 2007 4:04PM

how the hell do you get past that armageddon one?

StalkerB @ Feb 28th 2007 6:11PM

Yup, how do you get past the end of the world one?

bVork @ Feb 28th 2007 6:17PM

I hate quizzes like this. All "lateral thinking" exercises are pointless wastes of time thought up by people who desperately need to prove how creative they are. For a true intellectual challenge, try the puzzles here: http://philosophy.hku.hk/think/logic/puzzles.php

Ludwig Kietzmann @ Feb 28th 2007 6:21PM

The answer is at the end of "the world!" :)

jfls @ Feb 28th 2007 7:09PM

This quiz is roughly equivalent to an exam where every question is "I am thinking of a number from one to four. Which number am I thinking of?" For example, ALL of the answers to question number seven are valid.

But as #15 pointed out, this seems to be some lame lateral thinking exercise. Too bad it totally fails because quizzes are primarily concerned with answers while lateral thinking is primarily concerned with a thought process.

pete @ Feb 28th 2007 8:46PM

It wont load for me...
:(

Austin @ Mar 1st 2007 11:33AM

Damn you joystiq. You should have warning lables for the OCD on this kind of stuff.

Slaywrite @ Mar 9th 2007 9:55PM

It's not as random as y'all think, watch for clues in other questions. I got to 58 without getting a strike...

Jon Chua @ Mar 14th 2007 12:56AM

1.) Four
2.) No, but a tin can
3.) K.O
4.) THE ANSWER
5.) Cross outside the screen
6.) Shallots
7.) An elephant
8.) Yes!
9.) THAT ONE (top right)
10.)Dentures
11.)n
12.)The dot above "I"
13.)F'TAANG
14.)Torch
15.)HORSE
16.)H
17.)17.
18.)Hammer
19.)Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow (BOGGY)
20.)Seal!
21.)Green flash (top left)
22.)+1 Skip
23.)BRAN
24.)V
25.)Shoe Polish
26.)Arsefacey
27.)GO TO 28
28.)Abundance
29.)Egg Mayonnaise
30.)Cross through the tunnel
31.)Woof. Woof. Woof.
32.)Babycham and Human Faeces
33.)7
34.)Remove mouse
35.)Green smiling button
36.)A walk
37.)Of course not
38.)Mary Rose
39.)Cylindrical Adventures
40.)Cross over the right-click menu
41.)AFRO
42.)42nd 42
43.)Tom Cruise
44.).
45.)W RONG (cross sun flag skull up)
46.)OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD
47.)Red
48.)SNAAAAKE!
49.)SPLAPP-ME-DO
50.)O.K.
51.)Fight! (mash the mouse)
52.)3rd from left
53.)...but pa might not
54.)No, about 20cm off the ground
55.)A games console for wholemeal biscuits
56.)Blue, red, blue, yellow
57.)Erm... one?
58.)Shepherd's Pie
59.)Charge ur lazer! (mash the mouse)
60.)No... (unless you did 59 without retrying upon running this flash)
61.)Thumbs up
62.)Moss
63.)Tasteless white filth
64.)Egg > 28
65.)LARGEST
66.)!
67.)A big hairy arsonist
68.)Stroke the cat
69.)LOL, 69
70.)Using its anus
71.)Green
72.)Middle far left switch (it's small)
73.)? (top right)
74.)No one knows that
75.)ESCAPE!
76.)Sugar, honey, honey
77.)Question 77
78.)FOUR
79.)U
80.)Filthy Romanians
81.)Run cursor up and down lightning rod
82.)Clip the toenails
83.)National Dyslexic Association
84.)Green Shooting Star
85.)I loved it!
86.)The Prince
87.).
88.)Break Sonic's leg (mash the mouse)
89.)Blindness
90.)Nonce
91.)Rip the note (no clicking involved)
92.)194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 3, 2.5, 1, .4
93.)Go! (behind bomb)
94.)The bomb is a dud
95.)Remove mouse, click Red
96.)A right mess
97.)10+ times!
98.)Blue, red, blue, yellow
99.)At green, click sign
100.)Two
101.)Chihuahua
102.)Touch the dots! (one of them doesn't have one)
103.)Slight down and slight right (you'll know)
104.)Large yellow sad moon (Hey! Why not the large gray sad moon?)
105.)BANANA (spell it from apple, nectarine, and gooseberry)
106.)Click the arrow (right-clicking whacks you in the head)
107.)Don't click TRY AGAIN on the gameover screen
108.)4 8 15 16 23 42 execute
109.)Make the monkey poo (mash the mouse), then click on arrow
110.)Use all seven skips