The Perry Bible Fellowship have taken a stab at Super Mario Bros. and, of course, the spin they put on the game is a terrible one. As if playing Super Mario Bros. could ever make you think that it's totally realistic to ride around in pipes, we see the Perry Bible Fellowship's attempts to ... well, we won't comment on the comic anymore. It makes us too mad. Maybe mad enough to eat a mushroom and try to squash anything in our path under our gigantic feet, because eating mushrooms totally makes you bigger. It happens in a game, it must be real.Update: Apparently, we got our signals crossed. We thought Perry Bible Fellowship was like those Jack Chick comics. Our bad.

