Oh pr0n 2.0, you are so very close. Porn and games are often compared, but typically not related. However, we got to take a look at the new version of Virtually Jenna, the official video game of porn icon Jenna Jameson. The "game" is a Canadian title that is slowly being updated over time. It is currently available online only. Actually, the game lives on a server like an MMO to prevent piracy and comes with a $29.95 monthly fee.We sat down with Brad Abram, president of Xstream3D, to get a better understanding of the game. There are currently three versions of the title available to customers: Hetero, Homo and Hentai (Anime porn). Abram is surprised that the Hentai version hasn't done better, between the robot and massive tentacle creature sex options, he thought there would be a bigger market.
In Virtually Jenna's current incarnation there are many design options for your avatar, poses to put them in and plenty of toys to use for interaction. The only problem is that your dominant hand, typically a key component in the enjoyment of pornography, is a bit busy. That's why they're adding a record feature, toying with the idea of a marketplace and even trying to figure out a way for the game to pick positions at random so the action can be a hands free evolutionary process leading to climax -- think of it as Spore for porn.
The game is compatible with most USB toys available on the market. The sound is proper for the genre and Abram says the graphics are "Xbox quality" to avoid the uncanny valley. They are also working on perfecting butt jiggle physics at the moment. The game is available now but it is an evolving adult entertainment project. They hope to have some in-game advertisement soon to defer the cost of development.
Virtually Jenna website link (Splash page is safe for work, but nothing beyond that)



















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You're telling me that you would not have sex with Jenna Jameson if given the chance?
Minority Report.
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Otherwise, you'll fall in and will never be heard from again.
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Otherwise, you'll fall in and will never be heard from again."
ROFL!!
Thanks for my morning laugh!! :-)
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Also, Joystiq, could you expound (no pun intended) on what some of these available "USB toys" are? Inquiring minds want to know. Inquiring minds are morbidly curious.
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*slinks off to the bathroom*
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This is hilarious!!!
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This. Is. Awesome. XD
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This. Is. Awesome. XD
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On another note, I'm left handed, and I mouse with my right hand. GIGGITY!
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http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/4175/jkr/jenna-jameson-virgin-territory.jpg
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(seriously, now ...)
Jenna has been around for a long while. Is there still any fascination with her -- at all? She's been done this way and that so many times, and anyone who has wanted to has and can see her (and anyone with enough money can really see AND have her), so having your own opportunity to "virtually have her" for $29.99 a month is a rip.
Besides, the more time you spend watching sex or having it "interactively" is a sure fire way to ACTUALLY have none of it. Everyone, thank Jenna for helping anyone not getting laid to continue not getting laid.
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That made me ROFL. Good show.
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Sad.
Scumbags like Jenna take advantage of that.
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oh id like to get inside her uncanny valley. damn it!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics
The best part is, the word "teledildonics" was coined by Ted Nelson, the same guy who coined the word "hypertext" and ALMOST invented the internet. He knows where the money is.
And yes, all technological advances that have anything to do with media are jumpstarted by the porn industry. I can't wait until they start recording porn with binaural audio so it sounds like you're in the middle of an orgy, haahhaha.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_recording
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Quite a number of porn industry execs want nothing to do with HDTV since it would wipe out a lot of the profits they get. Most major porn money is in hotel or pay per view. Not movie sales. You should read what the industry actually makes and what parts make the money.
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Yes, that's exactly what I'm telling you.
I've got a good woman and she's not a whore like Jenna Jameson.
Even if I were single, I still wouldn't.
I guess my standards are higher than yours.
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You are telling me you'd risk getting every STD under the sun, to have sex with a washed up old slut? The woman has seen better days, and far FARRRRRRRRRRR bigger penises than anyone reading this is equipped with. Seriously people, 1000 games like this come out of Japan every year. Just google for Battle Raper 2, Artificial Girl 2, Sexy Beach 3, Rapelay, Biko 3, or any of the other 50 bazillion games on the market. Even Dead or Alive:Xtreme Beach 2, a game that I consider exotic more than erotic, is sexier than the game this article talks about (I've seen screenies, never actually played, not that desperate)
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