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Posted: Mar 10th 2007 1:16PM (Unverified) said

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@2

You're telling me that you would not have sex with Jenna Jameson if given the chance?
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 11:33AM (Unverified) said

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WOW! Who needs real life partners when a games satisfies you in ever way.

Minority Report.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 11:34AM (Unverified) said

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You better tie a 2x4 across your ass before you go poking around with Jenna Jameson.

Otherwise, you'll fall in and will never be heard from again.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 11:43AM (Unverified) said

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I was going to say that there is something creepy about a porn game, but I got distracted by the cleavage in the picture.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 12:00PM (Unverified) said

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it's amazing to me how much the porn industry seems to "get it" when it comes to embracing technology. you know games like this are going to start popping up all over the place, and you know people are going to be falling all over themselves (tripping over the pants around their ankles) to spend their money on them.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 12:02PM CaptNink said

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"You better tie a 2x4 across your ass before you go poking around with Jenna Jameson.

Otherwise, you'll fall in and will never be heard from again."

ROFL!!

Thanks for my morning laugh!! :-)
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 12:09PM (Unverified) said

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#2, that's the funniest thing I've read all week, no lie, you have my thanks.

Also, Joystiq, could you expound (no pun intended) on what some of these available "USB toys" are? Inquiring minds want to know. Inquiring minds are morbidly curious.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 12:25PM (Unverified) said

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"The only problem is that your dominant hand, typically a key component in the enjoyment of pornography, is a bit busy" LMAO


This is hilarious!!!
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 12:22PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, thanks, Joystiq. Now I got a boner at work from that picture!


*slinks off to the bathroom*
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 12:29PM dmbrandon said

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You know something is funny, when you're by yourself, and your stomach hurts from laughing...

This. Is. Awesome. XD
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 12:29PM dmbrandon said

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You know something is funny, when you're by yourself, and your stomach hurts from laughing...

This. Is. Awesome. XD
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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If this game was made by EA, it would screw YOU!
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 12:37PM (Unverified) said

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This game is actually kind of fun. I never knew you the game supported USB Sex toys. Something they need to add into the game is objectives and more positions and other things to make the game more enjoyable. It gets boring after a while making them do all the positions and using all of the in game. And no, I am not a perv, it is a fun game.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 12:56PM (Unverified) said

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Haha, but seriously, take a look at any recent pics of Jenna. She looks like she's been screwed 50,000 times.

On another note, I'm left handed, and I mouse with my right hand. GIGGITY!
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 1:11PM (Unverified) said

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I remember when Jenna looked human...
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 9:25PM (Unverified) said

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No surprise the hentai version is doing poorly - anyone into hentai's probably already into the much vaster selection of hentai games from Japan, which judging from casual observation of screenshots are a lot better than their American counterparts.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 1:17PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 1:19PM (Unverified) said

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I can't imagine this "game" will get much market penetration.

(seriously, now ...)

Jenna has been around for a long while. Is there still any fascination with her -- at all? She's been done this way and that so many times, and anyone who has wanted to has and can see her (and anyone with enough money can really see AND have her), so having your own opportunity to "virtually have her" for $29.99 a month is a rip.

Besides, the more time you spend watching sex or having it "interactively" is a sure fire way to ACTUALLY have none of it. Everyone, thank Jenna for helping anyone not getting laid to continue not getting laid.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 7:48PM (Unverified) said

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This nsfw link details one that comes with an adult game. http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/11/chess-pr0n/
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 3:06PM (Unverified) said

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"If this game was made by EA, it would screw YOU!"

That made me ROFL. Good show.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 4:49PM (Unverified) said

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People are desperate out there.

Sad.

Scumbags like Jenna take advantage of that.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 5:40PM (Unverified) said

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Hmm... I wonder if there's a free trial for this game. Expensive MMO to play and I can ONLY imagine what it involves.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 5:46PM (Unverified) said

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uncanny valley oh so many jokes to be made, but ill be the better man here......





oh id like to get inside her uncanny valley. damn it!
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 6:31PM (Unverified) said

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Drop A load, jenna still looks hot in that picture you linked too. She has some of the best movies.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 7:17PM (Unverified) said

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In Soviet Russia, video game screws YOU!
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 7:22PM (Unverified) said

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If you want to know what the deal is with USB sex toys, read about Teledildonics on Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

The best part is, the word "teledildonics" was coined by Ted Nelson, the same guy who coined the word "hypertext" and ALMOST invented the internet. He knows where the money is.

And yes, all technological advances that have anything to do with media are jumpstarted by the porn industry. I can't wait until they start recording porn with binaural audio so it sounds like you're in the middle of an orgy, haahhaha.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_recording
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Posted: Mar 9th 2007 7:46PM (Unverified) said

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Funny how the porn industry is actually dreading HDtv since it makes all the blemishes come out.

Quite a number of porn industry execs want nothing to do with HDTV since it would wipe out a lot of the profits they get. Most major porn money is in hotel or pay per view. Not movie sales. You should read what the industry actually makes and what parts make the money.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2007 1:38AM (Unverified) said

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They need attachments to your TV for hands free play.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2007 6:08AM (Unverified) said

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art42,

Yes, that's exactly what I'm telling you.

I've got a good woman and she's not a whore like Jenna Jameson.

Even if I were single, I still wouldn't.

I guess my standards are higher than yours.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2007 2:39PM (Unverified) said

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You are telling me you'd risk getting every STD under the sun, to have sex with a washed up old slut? The woman has seen better days, and far FARRRRRRRRRRR bigger penises than anyone reading this is equipped with. Seriously people, 1000 games like this come out of Japan every year. Just google for Battle Raper 2, Artificial Girl 2, Sexy Beach 3, Rapelay, Biko 3, or any of the other 50 bazillion games on the market. Even Dead or Alive:Xtreme Beach 2, a game that I consider exotic more than erotic, is sexier than the game this article talks about (I've seen screenies, never actually played, not that desperate)
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Posted: Mar 11th 2007 3:38AM (Unverified) said

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If you guys didn't know.....Jenna Jameson voiced as Candy Suxx on Rockstar's GTA Vice City. I'm excited about this.....mainly cuz I'm a huge Jenna fan for long time now. (shes prettier than most adult film stars.) heheheh

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Posted: Mar 19th 2007 2:44PM (Unverified) said

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Lol, payin a monthly fee for this is a joke. The game is mostly 3d sex villa with jenna j and 3 other models included, there are so many full crack versions of this game that do work 100% and are the latest version! Why pay for it! "Here's to you Jenna J, suckin my dick-tracy", Litterally and virtually speaking
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