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Posted: Mar 15th 2007 2:36PM (Unverified) said

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What these kids need to realize is that mommy and daddy are people too. Not servants to the kids. If they find happiness elsewhere, let them. Or just blame it on the constant complaining from mommy.

:P

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 2:46PM (Unverified) said

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Wait till this game leads a kid to suicide. Jack Thompson's already preparing his case.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:24PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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This game will definitely work, 100%. Especially the alternate ending, where the King and Queen start throwing fine china at each other and calling each other liars and cheats. Then 2 royal pages will greet moose and tell him the King and Queen do not blame him for their Civil War. Oh yes also there are some "advisors" who "negotiate" "visitation rights" for the "moose"

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 5:56PM (Unverified) said

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During my parents divorce, it was FF7. Worked like a charm for taking my young mind off the harsh reality.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 2:53PM Shagittarius said

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Couldn't they just give them a poster of the universe with an arrow pointing at the middle
saying , " YOU ARE NOT HERE!"?

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 2:54PM (Unverified) said

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I know if I was dealing with emotional trauma like having my parents divorce, nothing would make me feel better than an impossible game whose sole purpose was to remind me that they aren't getting back together. Yup, great idea.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 2:55PM (Unverified) said

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Stupidest fucking idea ever. My parents got divorced when I was six. They got back together when I was eight, but dad kept drinking, and lost his job, so they broke up again. When I was eleven, my dad shot himself in the head. I spent the next seven years in foster care. A game like this isn't what I needed; then again, most adults are assholes who don't care about their children anyway.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:04PM (Unverified) said

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what kids need is someone to actually take the time to sit them down and explain things instead of parking them in front of a stupid game.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:05PM (Unverified) said

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then again this is coming from a guy whose father told me "I'm going out to get you a birthday cake" on my 4th birthday and didn't come back for 2 weeks. Thanks, dad!

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:18PM (Unverified) said

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lol at #5

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:58PM (Unverified) said

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Grunge, that's a fucked up story. Sorry man.

I find it interesting how some people are saying blame the parents and others are saying the kids should just deal with it. The truth is it's not that simple. Parents should realize that physical love isn't always there and to make an effort to stay together for reasons beyond sex. Kids should recognize that their parents sometimes need happiness too.

I say marriage should be abolished altogether. Most marriages end in divorce, but think about how many marriages stay together just because the parents don't want to do that to their kids? Or marriages that stay together because of religion, family, money? There wouldn't be a gay marriage problem if marriage wasn't an issue. If parents just live together their might even be a better chance of relationships lasting. One of the biggest reason for the end of a marriage, is because one of the parents(often father) is bothered by the simple fact of being married.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:25PM (Unverified) said

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Was there a queue at the cake shop? Or do you live in the Amazon? Please don't kill me.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:33PM (Unverified) said

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My parents split when I was 12. They both sat me down and told me they were ending it and I bawled like any 12 year old would in that situation but I never really held anything against either of them. I guess I was lucky to have two parents who at least explained it to me as best they could.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:36PM (Unverified) said

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haha, no, it was 20 years ago, its fine now. he was just a drunk. my mother divorced him and married my stepfather whose abusive antics do not need to be posted here at joystiq, as it has nothing to do with videogames

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:40PM Crono141 said

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Hooray for good decision making!

My wife's mother got divorced 3 times during her childhood. She just couldn't find a guy who didn't turn into a bastard after 3 years.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:41PM Crono141 said

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That would be during my wife's childhood.

Stupid dangling modifier.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:45PM Metayoshi said

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I really doubt that game will make anything better. Seriously, my girlfriend recently went through a divorce and a remarriage. I doubt video games can be as good as someone else's support throughout the experience.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:46PM Shagittarius said

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"She just couldn't find a guy who didn't turn into a bastard after 3 years."


Sorta how you can't find a Nintendo platform that doesn't turn into a doorstop after 3 months!


Ooooooooooooooh! FACIAL!

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:47PM (Unverified) said

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thanks shagi, great to point out that nintendo is bad in the comments of a post that has nothing to do with nintendo, while people are commenting about shitty life experiences.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:49PM Shagittarius said

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Sorry it just brought up a lot of bad memories...when my parents were divorced my dad tried to sink my moms body to the bottom of the ocean using an NES as an anchor...I guess I can't let that go Nintendo.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:54PM (Unverified) said

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when I was a kid one of my many punishments by my stepfather would be to take a drive belt out of a washing machine that he doubled over with duct tape and beat me with it, or he would make me stand barefoot on broken seashells while staring at a wall for 12 hours at a time, or he would punch me, or choke me, or hit me with a horse whip, or throw bottles at me, or kneel on dry rice grains for 12 hours at a time, or throw me down stairs, or slam me into walls, or come home drunk and drag me off the top bunk of my bunkbeds by my hair while dragging me across the metal part of the frame and tearing a big hole in the skin in my back and hitting me repeatedly while refusing to take me to a hospital, or hitting me with a belt, or kick me until I passed out, etc etc.

but oh well, lolz nintendo sux amirite

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:56PM (Unverified) said

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Most hardcore gamers that I know have had a rough life.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:57PM (Unverified) said

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Jesus christ Jody, did you live in Auschwitz or something?

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 3:59PM Shagittarius said

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I guess thats sorta on topic , NOT, maybe if this was DrPhilstiq.com. I was trying to come up with something witty to say but the N64 that holds my scratch paper down fell over and all my deep thoughts blew away...

Speaking of deep thoughts:

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:00PM (Unverified) said

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nope, chicago.

my favorite story is how my brother once called the cops on my stepfather and when the police came my stepfather told them that he had only called because we were moving and my brother didnt want to leave his friends, so the police left and then my stepfather punched my brother in the face.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:01PM (Unverified) said

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also these comments are way off topic so joystiq, feel free to delete them.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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I remember so much violence and drugs around the house when I was younger. My parents split when I was 6 months old. I will skip out most of the horrible stories and get to the point. Games helped me and my brother cope with all the drugs and violence. Without games I would be in jail. Truth! Games can help.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:08PM (Unverified) said

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I totally believe you Jack, thats how me and my brother made it through fine, while the rest of my family is worthless. We would just go into our own little world of nintendo games and pretend the badness didn't exist.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:10PM (Unverified) said

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the worst part about my experiences are when my wife and I have kids (hope to start next year) they are going to be spoiled because I am going to be the biggest pushover father ever.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:15PM (Unverified) said

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I know Jody. Its going to be hard to punish them. My kids will be disciplined but I won't be extreme.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:17PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, what is going on with joystiq lately? Tuesday and Wednesday were just hilarious with everyone joking and getting along relatively well and now today we're having a down to eart heartfelt discussion about life issues. Joystiq has taken a turn for the surreal this week...refreshing to say the least.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:17PM (Unverified) said

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earth*

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:21PM Shagittarius said

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While you guys are spendin all that time on your kids, I'll be spendin all my time figuring out what to do with all my disposable income. Yeah baby!

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:22PM Slaziman said

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What the hell is going on here, everyone had a horrible childhood? My parents divorced when I was too little to remember :] so it wasn't that bad.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:23PM (Unverified) said

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does that mean you wont be spawning? perhaps mankind has a chance after all.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:28PM Crono141 said

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FIRE!!

I'm totally depressed after reading all this, BTW

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:29PM (Unverified) said

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Crono, thank god someone got my undercover captain planet call!

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:30PM (Unverified) said

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WIIND!

and dont worry everyone, im sure next week we'll be back to insulting eachother. gotta say thanks to summercamp, he brought most everyone on joystiq together in our mutual hatred/annoyance of him

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:52PM (Unverified) said

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This has to be one of the most fucking depressing thread of comments I have EVER read. I've had my fair share of domestic violence, but jesus christ, nothing like what some of you guys are describing.

Anyways, though, I agree that this game is bullshit. I can imagine some crappy couple hearing about this game, and putting it infront of their kid(s) to explain divorce, instead of actually sitting down with them and doing it themselves.

Another win for bad parenting.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:47PM (Unverified) said

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Don't think that the kids will pay attention to their parents getting a divorce as long as they get their game time...

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:46PM sand0789 said

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My parents divorced. My dad never beat me but he'd take the money I earned working jobs I was too young to legally perform. He was a drunk and my mom was a stoner. Neither really spent much time with me.

To be honest, games helped me get through their divorce. They also helped me get through the worse parts when they were still together and screaming and fighting all the time.

The concept of a game designed by adults to help kids get through divorce seems absurd to me. Anything that is enjoyable, available in your room away from the hell that is your life, and not involving your parents will help you get through.

Games already do what they want them to. You want to make a game especially good at helping kids going through a separation/divorce? My answer, make a really fun and kickass game. Don't make some lame-ass psychology based bore fest.

What next, are you going to make a game designed to make the boring portions of my life more enjoyable. It is going to be designed to be especially fun for bored people. Give me a break. Just make kickass games.

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Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:47PM sand0789 said

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I mean Water damnit!!! Noooooooooo! I've failed you Captain P.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 4:51PM Shagittarius said

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Congrats we got this boring topic up to 40 posts with barely nary a thought about the actual topic itself.

You are all to be congratulated.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 5:01PM The Habbler said

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WATER!!!!

Now I came from a broken home too. My parents are both divorcees and had children from the past marriages. Imagine the Brady Bunch, but then Mike and Carol decide to have one more Kid. All the older children are unified in one common goal now. Make my life miserable because my parents are being too nice to me and god forbid I get to have a better childhood then they did.

Back on topic: If this game is in a $10 bin someone hell ya I'll buy it. I love the Therapy program on my PC. Dr Spaetzo is the best.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 5:10PM Slaziman said

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Is there anyone here who has a nice childhood? Seriously.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 5:28PM Crono141 said

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yes. I had a wonderful childhood compared to these folks (sorry guys).

My parents never divorced, they still live together, loving each other. They had rough patches, but everybody does. They're going on 53, living in a nice house with a pool.

When I was little, my dad built me a playground in the back yard. With wood. He designed it with a slide, 2 uneven bars, monkey bars, and 2 swings for my older brother and me. Later he built us a 3 tiered tree house (more like tree plywood). Later we moved to a farm with 288 acres of pasture, forest, and farmland.

It was always a loving home, something I realize many people don't get to have. There wasn't any substance abuse. My parents casually drank, but nobody was an alchoholic.

Yes, Slaziman, there are some people with good childhoods here.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 5:36PM (Unverified) said

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If I didn't know better, I'd swear they created this game just to fuel this thread on Joystiq along with other such vid gaming forums

For games that take your mind off divorces, or anything for that matter, try hard games like Ghouls And Ghosts, addictive games like Tetris, or games with online scoring, like your typical XB/flash/web game to keep achievements blocking out the reality of the situation.

@ #44
""Is there anyone here who has a nice childhood? Seriously.""

pretty good here. They almost got divorced several times. Would've sucked if I did living at one house and having to visit the other, but push come to shove, I sure I would've gotten through all the same

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 5:36PM (Unverified) said

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@45:

I'm blessed with a great family too. No alcohol, no divorces, no abuse. My parents are on their 26th anniversary and still going strong.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 5:38PM Bluebreaker said

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Final Fantasy II and III for SNES got me through my parents divorce. A lot of hardcore gamers DO have rough childhoods though. Someone should look into that.

Posted: Mar 15th 2007 6:21PM JRMG said

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Personally, the LAST THING you need when going through divorce is to be all alone in your room playing videogames.

My parents split when I was 12, and thank god I had an excellent group of friends in the neighbourhood to keep me from feeling so alone. I was hardly all that eager to be locked inside at home, so I was outside most of the time.

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