As many of you know, a certain golf title has hit he Wii this week, allowing those of us with a desire to visit the virtual links an escape this weekend. As you undoubtedly swing your Wiimote with the kind of glee in your eyes only visible on the face of a newborn babe, please keep in mind there are groundskeepers hard at work. Hard at work trying to kill gophers.So be sure to mind your surroundings whilst trying to land those chip shots this Sunday morning (the virtual weather is predicting no clouds), there could be a groundskeeper at work. His name is Carl Speckler and his duty is to kill gophers.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key."
Gophers, Carl ...
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