The gaming press has an immature habit of playing April Fool's jokes on its readers. It's all cute and fine when the online publications do it, no matter how ridiculous or well conceived, because at least it's on April Fools' Day. One day and it's lost to the ether. The problem is some gaming magazines do this with their April issues. Meaning that from the time they go to print, until sometime into May, we have to listen to tip, after tip, after tip about Game Informer said this or EGM said that -- all the time it was their April Fools' "joke." Why are we bringing this up? We're already getting the hints of April Fools jokes in mid-March. We aren't saying that NiGHTS for Wii in the April issue of Official Nintendo Magazine isn't true -- but we aren't trusting the April issues of the game magazines till we get confirmation from the publishers. This isn't the only magazine "news" tip we've received for April, we're just asking tipsters to be a little bit more skeptical than usual during this mid-March-through-early-May April Fools' Day.



















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It would be interesting to see. The only way it would happen is if Square-Enix is able to make a Kingdom Hearts for Wii. Then, MAYBE, you'd see Mario or another character make a cameo.
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Remember Sonic in SSBM? All Your Base for the 3772727432425th time was preferable to that April shitfest.
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Sonic in SSBM
topless in DOAX
are they the ones behind Mushroom Kingdom Hearts?
But NiGHTS (as an original sequel, not just a digital redistribution) seems to be a title that SEGA and Sonic Team are at least legitimately considering, even if nothing concrete is on the table yet
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About as believable as Metal Gear Solid 4 going multiplatform and each console having an exclusive hidden character. PS3 having Kratos, 360 getting Master Chief, and Wii getting Elebit.
Seriously, EGMs shenanigans are sad and tragic. Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really. Only in the eyes of a ten year old is EGMs shit believable.
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but only when on april first
im an april fool :P
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To fully enjoy AFD jokes it is important that (at lesat in the case of internet) media follow one simply rule.
AFD = 1st of April, no that's not some date in March and that not some date in April. AFD jokes are only valid on 1st of April. PERIOD.
A good AFD joke is so "believeable" that you just might consider it a true story and then look at the date of the article and smile that you were fooled.
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Really? The BBC would beg to differ.
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Or as believable as say Dragon Quest going to the DS perhaps. Or as believable as a Super Mario RPG being made for the SNES by Square. or as believable as Final Fantasy going to the PS1 after tehy showed the N64 version in E3(or was it the CES than). Kingdom Hearts is not an unbelievable game to appear on the Wii it also isn't a small stretch to believe that Nintendo characters would appear it in. However the fact that only EGM was reporting it in April was not believable.
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Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
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Dude, you were one of those children who believed Master Hand was playable on SSB using the character selection screen exploit, right?
Mushroom Kingdom Hearts is, simply put, fanboy fantasy. It's the kind of shit kids talk about how awesome it would be while waiting for their parents to buy their popcorn in a movie theatre line. But here's the difference between several of your examples of "unbelievable happenings."
-Dragon Quest going to the DS: Hori has always stated Dragon Quest goes to the console with the highest installed userbase. The only real shocker about this announcement is that, for the first time ever, handhelds was considered. Tragically, it's too bad it shares only the name with this legendary series since now we have touch screen commmands, action based combat, and of course, a multiplayer based party system.
Super Mario RPG- How, exactly, was this unbelievable? Squaresoft was in tight with Nintendo at the time. Holy crapsule! You mean Square was one of the many, many, many, many companies that have been able to license and use Nintendo characters? The only thing suprising about this story was the fact that Nintendo will fight for their character licenses integrity, and yet the CD-i Zeldas still exist...
-believable as Final Fantasy going to the PS1 after tehy showed the N64 version in E3. It was CES. And you also forgot about the other things happening at the time. Like how Yamauchi Hiroshi publically bashed the game during it's unveiling, or how FFVI and Chrono Trigger were pushing the cartridge formats beyond their limits (and supposedly chopping content because of it), Sonys Playstation was promising to remove a ton of limited for SNES, and that particular truth was ripped from beneath them. Once Squaresoft lost their limits with cartridges, I never expected them to go back.
Kingdom Hearts is not an unbelievable game to appear on the Wii it also isn't a small stretch to believe that Nintendo characters would appear it in:
Actually, this is the stretch. Several reasons, in fact.
1. Nomura is currently waist deep in Final Fantasy Versus and he's stated constantly that, until that game is shipped, he's not even looking at KH3 and beyond although they are inevitable and he does want to do them.
2. Nomura has stated he wishes to continue a story where he could do it anywhere. Which is why he avoided console specific mascots in the past.
3. Where were the Nintendo characters in Chain of Memories?
4. Nomura is one of the handful of developers that have stated they would prefer the more power in a console to a new controller and has even stated Wii controls as a gimmick.
Although it does have this snippit going in favor of it and ONLY this snippet. He has stated that he wants to expand the story to multiple systems. How far that goes is still up in air considering Chain Of Memories. Rest assured, if it does come to Wii, it will be without Mushroom Kingdom characters simple because, SE would be unable to use those characters again when going something like Playstation 3 and retelling the events of the Wii chapter.
So I said it before, I'll say it again. Mushroom Kingdom Hearts is idiotic fanboy fucking fantasy. There is simply too much evidence to the contrary (including the fact that Nomura has said he refuses to unveil the next KH game until FFXIII vs. ships and refuses to even talk about it when people interview him) to make this believable.
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I fell asleep after 3 lines.
Keep it short, maybe people will read.
And this is just another April Fools joke BTW.
how many fools do we have here anyways?
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But sometimes games like that get made. Just look at Super Smash Bros. or Marvel vs. Capcom. Sometimes the developers have the same fanboy fantasies we do and make them a reality.
I'd be more wary of the Nights tease being a joke if not there's been hints about it popping up continuously since back when Wii was still Revolution. If this was comign out of left field, yeah April Fool's for sure, but in context it's just another link in the already long Wii Nights chain.
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Marvel vs. Capcom isn't that far of a stretch. After all, Capcom had made two Marvel Comics fighters (X-Men: Children of the Atom and Marvel Super Heroes) before even going to the Street Fighter vs. X-Men game. That series began escalating as well and if people couldn't see the natural progression from Street Fighter vs. Marvel Super Heroes to Marvel vs. Capcom, then people in this world are a hell of a lot slower than I originally imagined. Namco X Capcom came from left field.
Super Smash Brothers was a pleasant suprise for Nintendo fans but it was all intercompany. Snake is officially the first non-Nintendo character to show up in the series.
Mushroom Kingdom Hearts? It would ruin the series freedom. Not because it would be on a Nintendo console but instead it would incorporate Nintendo characters. And I truly have to ask you this, which speaks volumes of your gullibility in this area. Do you honestly think Nintendo would allow SquareEnix to take those characters and continue the story on PS3 and PSP? The Disney characters can travel wherever the franchise goes, Nintendo characters cannot. That is why Mushroom Kingdom Hearts is fanboy fantasy.
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