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Posted: Mar 20th 2007 6:46AM John Z said

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The best punishment for these jokers would be to have them do motion-capture for Tabula Rasa's animation staff.

After all, rag-doll corpse physics is so very hard to get right....
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Posted: Mar 20th 2007 10:02AM (Unverified) said

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$5000 is a lot of booze.....wow! Not only to drink but just to have on hand. 80
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Posted: Mar 20th 2007 10:23AM (Unverified) said

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No he makes to install multi-level dunegon labyrinths that lead to his home. Filled with the usual rats, skeletons, slime, treasure chests, etc...

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Posted: Mar 20th 2007 11:37AM karmaghost said

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I wouldn't call it a "Darwin" moment; they didn't die or were prevented from reproducing permanently. However, it was stupid, but they likely forgot the digicam because they were so wasted on $5000 worth of booze. Were they drinking MacCutcheon (Lost reference, anyone?)?
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Posted: Mar 21st 2007 1:40PM (Unverified) said

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Ok -- not the brightest thieves... but he had $5000 worth of booze there???? What kind of vacation complex are we talking about?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2007 3:23PM (Unverified) said

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DEATH TRAPS IN CASTLE BRITTANIA FTW!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2007 12:24PM Shagittarius said

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Its a good thing he wasn't home or he might have gone down to address them and walked right through the fires they had set thinking he was invincible.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2007 2:04PM (Unverified) said

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Or dropped that damn plaque he stands under everday on his head.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2007 5:28PM Mistur said

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They stole and drank $5000 worth of property. Not just $5000 of booze. I hope someone tells them that the last time someone broke into Richard Garriots house they got shot. Maybe that would detour them for next time.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2007 10:14PM (Unverified) said

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Drinking or not, people who go out of their way to document their own crime....I mean it's unbelievable. About the only way you can get out of this is if Phoenix Wright is your attorney and does some kind of "BUT HOW COULD HE BREAK THE LIQUOR CABINET......WHEN HE IS LEFT HANDED!" voodoo crap. Too bad that's just a video game.

Don't drop the soap, tough guys.

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Posted: Mar 21st 2007 3:04AM Colossalhat said

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And remember kids, when breaking and entering, leave your digital camera at home.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2007 10:55PM (Unverified) said

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Darwin awards have been proven fake. Just so you know.
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