Fanswag: Alien Hominid HD Giveaway day 1 [update 1]

The chicken is a cannibal. It's been killing other chickens and making fried chicken and eating it.

He devoured the Fatman from 'Jake & The Fatman'. It was either that or J.R. from Dallas, and he went for the show that offered more meat, less Texas.

I'd love that shirt!

He spent too much time helping to develop 'Alien Hominid HD'.
Or
He may just eat lots and lots of grain

Lol
:p

chickens love pie, right?

it was pie.

Oh snap...I actually wear a Large shirt, not XL.. (I didn't see yesterday's Giveaway post until just now.)

Still..I'm sure the Fatman is sleeping peacefully in the Behemoth chicken, holding bagged evidence and wearing a Members Only jacket..

The chicken got so fat because it ate up all the PS3's that nobody bought.

That chicken got fat eating burritos.... lots of 'em.... I suspect he's not just fat, but gassy too.

definetly waffles cause we all know waffles and chicken goes together well

The chicken isn't fat, just big boned.

Chickens have feelings too.

Delicious, delicious feelings.

he fell off the wagon doing the Subway diet

He's got a glandular problem, that's why he's obese.

Eating all those black suit government agent types that were trying to keep hominid from getting on XBLA of course.

It ate Krazy Ken. KAPOW!!

All those trucks that appear in Alien's Hominid 1-2 level with the chicken logo are carrying vasts amounts of chickens so that the behemoth's chicken can live yet another day.

After eating the Fatman, the Behemoth Chicken found himself depressed from constant ridicule from Luigi and ToeJam. Earl, TJ's famed best pal backed our Behemoth friend, saying it's no problem to have a healthy appetite. Earl himself opened up to the Chicken saying that he has suffered glandular problems since he was eleven, which is why he actually left Funkotron to begin with.
Still depressed, Behemoth Chicken wandered the streets of Pac Land. In a weakened state, Chicken ate more and more Pac Pellets than he could handle. Inky, Blinky and visiting pals the Battletoads helped roll the Chicken out of city limits into the warm, inviting world of the Prince and his dad, King of All Cosmos. Mistaking the Behemoth Chicken for a Katamari ball, the prince began to roll up squareheaded city dwellers and puppies, only to make Chicken even fatter and fatter.

Ultimately the company The Behemoth didn't simply hire Chicken as thier mascot; they had no choice but to acknowledge him. The Prince had rolled thier company headquarters onto the Chicken's backside and to this day it remains 375 feet above sea level, just above Chicken's butt. Chicken must stay still as to not upset the Behemoth's servers and hard drives as they work dilligently on Castle Crashers..and sue Namco for wrongful site relocation.

Too many mt. dews... and nachos... mmmmm

He ate the cows that tell Chik-fil-A customers to "Eat more chikin."

Kentucky Fried People?

Scary thought.

he's a spokesperson for all fast food. once he gets to the point of explosion he'll go to subway and lose all his weight...yaaay! another success story, just like Jared.

He's not obese, just big boned... oh and the schoolbus full of PS3 Fanboys didn't help.

Kung pow chicken.

chickens love pie, right?

it was pie.

he got so fat eating the bloat thats causing slow fps in vista gaming. I'm sure hes gonna get even bigger :)

NOooOOOooo! That chicken ate all my achievement points! Bastard!

He brutally murdered & ate that bastard Jack Thompson... and the chicken learned how to kill from a video game.

Okay, here's the deal - I was playing Gears the other night and this lil' whiny 11 year old kept telling me to "Eat This!". . .I guess he must have switched hosts and ended up in the chicken's room.

The logo isn't a chicken, it's actually Gabe Newell in a chicken suit, back when he was temping on subservientchicken.com.

Obviously, he was able to quit his day job when Valve released Half Life 2.

That yellow lemon chicken ain't no so sticky..

trans fats

The chicken got fat by eating Soylent McNugget. IT'S MADE OF CHICKEN!! SOYLENT MCNUGGET IS MADE OF CHICKEN!!!

...and then he ate some more.

he ate way too many eggs.

By sitting in his nest playing XBLA all day, every day.

The chicken is huge because it sits playing video games instead of going out and crossing the road.

You are all wrong. The Behemoth chicken ate up all the HD DVD's that were supposed to be released over the past month. But I've had a talk with the fattened fowl and he's promised to cut back and let us get some 360 HD DVD goodness.

On the ninth episode in the sixth season of The Simpsons (episode Homer badman) there's a bit of history that not many people know about.

Turns out that the initial scene at the Candy Convention was supposed to have Homer eat the worlds largest JuJuCandy. But Groundskeeper Willie just happened to bring his pet chicken to the set and his chicken ate the JuJuCandy before the skit was shot.

The gummy Venus de Milo was actually one of Willie's family heirlooms. He donated it because he felt horrible about what had happened.

Soon after the skit was recorded, Willie abandoned the chicken on the highway where a homeless man named John Baez found him and befriend him.

The rest is history.

He got so fat eating all the crappy live arcade games while waiting to play castle crashers!!!!

He stopped crossing the road.

It's a prosthetic fat suit- Chicken actors don't have the money to be obese.

It IS an AMERICAN chicken right? There you have it.

http://www.obesityinamerica.org/

he got fat from drinking the fat lyposuctioned out of Marlon Brando's ass. (gotta love Baseketball)

The chicken is as large as he is because he was Cartman's stand-in for last years South Park episode, "Make Love, Not Warcraft". He put on afew extra pounds after losing a bet with Cartman's mom. The bet involved her numerous appearences as the cover model for 'Crack Whore" magazine, and since the chicken lost the bet he was forced to re-enact one of Mother Cartman's German internet videos. Bonus points for those who know which german video I am referring to, and extra bonus points for name of the fetish.

He ate the person/persons responsible for Castle Crashers being pushed back until 2008!

Eating the souls of the dead.


Really fat, meaty souls.

Got so fat from eating lots of power pellets.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT, GUYS. IT'S GLANDULAR. PLUS I'M BIG-BONED, SO THERE'S, LIKE, NO WAY I COULD REALLY BE AS SKINNY AS MOST PEOPLE AND THE SKIN AND BONES LOOK IS JUST PLAIN UNHEALTHY ANYWAY. Hey, pass me one of those Twinkies."

Because Behemoth wanted it that way, and Behemoth gets what Behemoth wants so they came up with an obese chicken as their logo.

Also behemoth is defined as any creature or thing of monstrous size or power. So the chicken has to be big.

and I wear an XL thanks.

The chicken probably got that way by sitting on his ass playing the Xbox 360!

The chicken ate the entire cast of Facts of Life.

he ate your mom

Its not fat, its actually big boned.