Fanswag: Alien Hominid HD Giveaway day 2 [update 1]

Update 1: This contest is now closed. For the winner click here.

It's the second day of our Alien Hominid HD Giveaway and we're pleased to announced day 1's winner. Taking home an XL Alien Hominid tshirt is ... drumroll ... Erik Novak! Congrats Erik Novak, who thinks The Behemoth's chicken got so obese by eating too many Soylent McNuggets. But onward to today's prize.

Today we're giving away two Alien Hominid tshirts (pictured above) in both L and XL sizes. To win one of these tshirts, simply comment on this post stating why you think aliens are cooler than pirates. It's really that easy. Two winners will be randomly chosen today at 11:59 PM EST and will be announced tomorrow. Again, to enter, simply write a comment stating why you think aliens are cooler than pirates. A big thanks goes out to The Behemoth for donating the Alien Hominid swag for the giveaway. Also, be sure to check out their leaderboards giveaway going on now!

Rules: Please read the complete official rules for this giveaway. Remember, this giveaway is only open to US residents who are 13 years of age or older. Day two contest ends on 3/22/07 at 11:59 PM EST, when two winners will be randomly selected.

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Duh, advanced technology makes aliens cooler than pirates.

aliens are cooling than pirates because they have all the newest technology like xbox 1080 and PS9

they don't say YARRR all the time.

Because I'd have sex with Deana Troi on the Holodeck and not a stinky pirate like Blackbeard.

They don't have eye patches.

Aliens have better weapons, while pirates fight with wimpy guns and swords.

Aliens are cooler because of one simple fact: space. Its just better in space; this does not rule out alien space pirates though, which would be uber cool.

anal probes

Because Aliens get to fight cool things like Predators... while Pirates get to fight... Captain Jack Sparrow . 'Nuff said.

Trick question. Everyone knows that aliens are really just space pirates. You can't fool me.

#8 is right.
The other reason they are cooler than pirates is simple: They taste better and melt smoother.
Pirates = Cheddar
Aliens = Velveeta

Aliens are cooler than pirates because aliens can bite the heads off of FBI agents, Pirates could barely get an earful.

Aliens are cooler than pirates simply because they don't have to deal with scurvy. Aliens have plenty of Vitamin C in their diets.

I could be wrong, but I don't recall seeing a larval pirate bursting out of a host's CHEST!

"Yarrr, it stinks in thar."

Knee-high boots went out with the cutlass.

I digress..look, the bottom line however is that aliens helped create the Pyramids at Giza, construct the massive statues on Easter Island, hid thirteen crystal skulls filled with unknown volumes of information and hid them on Earth for mankind to find when we're ready to, and left us thier only son, ALF, to carry on the lineage.

Pirates just stink like my dad on Friday night and again..there's that knee-high boot thing..*sigh*.

Aliens. In a word...acid.

..And if you don't think ALF mated and had offspring, how do you explain Tony Shalhoub?

Aliens are more sturdy. They travel across the galaxy to wage war. The pirates travel across the ocean to pick on the natives. Aliens for the win plus once the aliens get here they have to battle Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. Pirates don't have anyone have as cool/tough fighting them.

Aliens are cooler, because spaceships go fasta than water ships. What's cooler than both: Space Pirates!

Aliens are cooler than butt pirates because they're after more than pearl necklaces and booty.

This is some sort of alien conspiricy. Clearly they are NOT cooler than pirates. I refuse to be brainwashed.

Aliens are cooler than pirates because rayguns pwn rapiers.

Aliens built the pyramids in Egypt, create crop circles all over the place and have Xenu as their Galactic dictator. All a pirate has ever accomplished is to plunder some booty and then bury it in the ground for some reason.

Pirates have old, crusty, barely readable maps. . .Aliens have the Hitchhiker's Guide. C'mon now. . .

Pirates aren’t cool at all because we know all about them. Aliens on the other hand..... *cue scary sci-fi music* dang where did I put that tinfoil hat.

Aliens are better than Pirates because they aren't zombies.

Pirates steal booty. Aliens probe Pirates booty!

Because Aliens can travel in outer space.

Because they have laser guns instead of swords. Duh!

Pirates wear ruffled shirts.

Aliens don't wear eyeshadow and fruity scarves. I'm looking at you Captain Jack Sparrow!

Pirates can only sail seven seas, and only on one planet.

could it be cuz they bite off heads on a regular basis? ......i think so

Hmm...Well, Aliens are smarter then Pirates, and by our fanboy geeky status, Much cooler. Example : An alien and a pirate are in a bar. The alien notices the pirate has a peg for a leg, a hook for a hand, and patch on his eye. The Alien says, "How did you get that peg for a leg?" The pirate replies, "Yar. A shark bit me leg off while i was out ta' sea." The alien asks, "How about the hook?" "Yaaaar, i was stealin' booty and another pirate chopped me hand clean off." Alien says, "Ok, and the patch?" The pirate says, "A mighty sea gull took a crap right in me eye." The alien replies, "You lost your eye because of a seagulls crap?" ......"Yaaaar...it was me first day with tha' hook."

Aliens do not Bootleg intellectual Property. Pirates do! Yarrgh

Trick Question! Jack Sparrow > Aliens!!

Aliens are cooler than pirates, because aliens team up with ninjas to kill all the pirates. And everyone knows ninjas are the best of all.

Well the aliens could anally probe the pirate...and the spaceships and all...haha

aliens are cooler because they mass murder FBI agents, pirates just mass murder rich spaniards.

*makes the FBI watch list*

Aliens can bite pirates heads off.

becuase you never get to kill pirates with shotguns and you never get zombie pirates that you can kill with energy swords and you dont get pirates that are in HD (I dont think)

Aliens are better than pirates because when you invite them over to your house, it's easier to mop up the slime trail than it is to buff out scuff marks from peg legs.

Aliens have got to be cooler if, for no other reason than they have no immunity to our earth disease.

aliens use guns...like james bond. So Aliens are >

Aliens must be better because everyone knows pirates are fake.

Aliens have more attitude, better weapons and scare people to death with an anal probe.

Aliens are cooler than pirates because intergalactic ray-gun has more syllables than cutlass or sword. Plus aliens have use of all their appendages. No peglegs/no hooks/no eyepatches. In the oxygen derpived area of space aliens don't even have to content with parrots so no shoulder poop. Aliens > Pirates, amirite?

Because Star Wars had aliens and not pirates.

Aliens come in green or purple.

They do away with heavy cannonballs!

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