Kit Kat: Your break from recursive MMOs [update 1]
If you thought First Life was a brave new frontier on the uncharted expanses of video game comedy, wait until you see this European Kit Kat ad. I don't want to ruin the ending, but let's just say that Second Life citizens like to play computer MMOs too. What? The picture above gave away the punchline? Oh well. Have a Kit Kat.
Other Second Life jokes we're waiting to see:
- Fourth Life: What do citizens of Third Life do when they're bored? The hilarity never ends! Not to be confused with Forth Life, which is in your newspaper's comics.
- Pi Life: Your life as a series of random, never-ending, non-repeating events. Alternatively, your life trapped in a circle. Alternatively, your life in a universe filled with pie.
- Half Life: Second Life, but with more guns. And crates.
- One Second Life: A game that only lasts one-sixtieth of a minute.
- Googol Life: A really long life. Not to be confused with Google Life, which is the life of a web addict.
- Zero Life: What the average Second Life player has. *rim shot*






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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Daniel @ Apr 6th 2007 5:40PM
Cereal Life: Very tasty
Judd @ Apr 6th 2007 5:44PM
Ok, I really like this commercial but you guys seriously need to stop double posting. Although the "Other Second Life" jokes were amusing, you guys just posted this video.
I'm not the kind of guy who goes around screaming, "0LD N3WS!!!11" but I must've seen at least half-a-dozen times were Joystiq posted the same story multiple times.
I love this site, but your writers should pay as much attention as your readers.
hvnlysoldr @ Apr 6th 2007 5:44PM
Kong Life: Planet of the Donkeys
hvnlysoldr @ Apr 6th 2007 5:51PM
Does that count as a same-time post?
Pokemon Life: Your torment won't end until you capture every last single pokemon and merchandise. Current number is 493 pokemon and counting.
Gavin @ Apr 6th 2007 5:57PM
Hey, since we are talking about MMO's here...where are the LOTR articles? Today was the first day for the latest open beta before it goes gold, and man this game is crap. It looks four years old and plays like someone took a dump on World Of Warcraft. I'm a big enough Tolkien fan, but there is no way I would pay for this crap. Come on, post about it already. I want to totally slag it in the proper place.
Poisoned Al @ Apr 6th 2007 7:22PM
What about 99th Life?
You can only go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right B A and start.