Ever heard of looking a gift horse in the mouth? It's supposed to be a bad idea. It's just not as unwise as looking a gift Burger King
in his deadened, black, all-seeing eyes and learning the exact date of your death. One guy named David
did just that ... and lived to tell the tale
David was lucky enough to win a Burger King sweepstakes -- an effort to promote their line of top-notch games
-- picking up a premium Xbox 360, tons of accessories, oh, and the physical manifestation of fear: a Burger King mask
. Sure, he enjoyed the prizes and all, but it had to be packed in with the face of evil itself,
which more than negates the generosity. It's a little like getting hot, free muffins from a truck that just ran over your uncle. "Yes, the muffins were delicious, but ..."
Well, at least David didn't receive a copy of Big Bumpin'
. So there's still some kindness in the world.
[Via Xbox 360 Fanboy