Of the many scandalous practices
that game shops often subject us to without fear of reprisal, pre-order
harassment is one of the worst. Not only will you be sneered at and interrogated for not reserving a new release, you'll be castigated in front of your friends and family, your manhood and the chasteness of your mother called into question. We are told that someone will also sneak under you and tie your shoelaces together so that you'll trip when you try to walk away. This is the reality of video game retailers around the country.
Buying from electronics superstores like Best Buy
or Fry's cuts down on the unchecked tomfoolery that governs mall-based game shops, but Circuit City
is taking an extra step to satisfy its customers. As marked in last Sunday's advertisements, if you're not able to find a copy of Super Paper Mario
at Circuit City tomorrow after 2 PM, the store will compensate you with a $20 gift card.
A guarantee and good will gesture like that puts Circuit City at the top of our list of places to buy Super Paper Mario
and other games from. We'll just have to make sure that we wear our velcro strap shoes when we go to cancel our pre-orders.
[Via Opposable Thumbs