We know some of you may have seen this before, but when it comes to tidbits about Phoenix Wright, we simply can'thelpourselves. This particular entry combines everyone's favorite bumbling attorney with everyone's least favorite Jim Carrey dramedy, Liar Liar. The two law-themed productions have been spliced together using the same mashup technology that brought us the rock remix of "All About the Benjamins" and Goober PB & J. The results, while less headbangingly satisfying than peanut butter mixed with jelly or "AAtB (RR)," do manage to make Liar Liar funny, a feat we believe even Diddy would appreciate.
"It's been known that holding it in can cause prostate cancer!" "Really?" "Do you want to take the chance?" "Well then I may need a recess as well."
"This pen is b.......b..........b.bbbbbllll..uu...bb... red." Or is that the other way around?
"I was speeding... I have years of unpaid parking tickets." "There's a dent in my car... And there's nothing I can do."
"I've had better."
"They're noticing you because of your " SMACK
"I can lie!" "Then you just lied to me!" "NO wait let me explain!"
"My sister was sued by the burglar from falling through her ceiling for $. What would you do?" "I would have gotten him twice that." "DOH!"
"I've made a horrible mistake. My client is a greedy b*tch and shouldn't win!"
"Boss, everyone hates your guts and know you're bald."
"Who did this to you?" "The guy was nuts and wild eyed." After hurting himself during the recess.
"I still love your mother..."
"Did you wish for us to get back together?" "Nyah I wanted a (bike) N64 Wii!"
Not one of his better films but enjoyable. Bruce Almighty I liked much better.
"Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then." "Fits like a glove." "Einhorn's a MAN! Einhorn is a MAN! AUGHHHHHHHH!" "Quit calling me white devil!" "" "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, keep waiting." "You thought I hanged up didn't you?" Raccoon rescue parodying Cliffhanger. Big White Bat "They've never known disease before the white man." "ACHOO!" "They say she's no longer a virgin." "How can they tell?" Coming out naked from rhino scaring tourists Montage of figuring which Dolphin ring missing "My what a lovely wall of death you have." Shaking pole of man practicing on it "I'm looking for Ace." "There are no names here." "I'm looking for someone who speaks with his butt." "Please, PLEASE take him away." "But I have not attained enlightenment yet." "Take this medallion." "But you've worked 40(?) years for that!" "Take it and go." Rolls slinky down the mountain stairs. "OH, the very last one."
"How do you make someone love you without affecting free will?" "I've been trying to figure that out forever. If you come up a solution I'd like to hear it."
Why all the hate for Liar Liar? That movie's great! Though I do have to admit that the jury's still out on my taste in movies since I hated Titanic (but I am a guy), loved Sister Act (Am I a guy?), and loved Jumangi and Ernest Saves Christmas as well.
Hey, Joystiq, guess what? You're a video game blog for a reason. Just because you guys have horrible tastes in movies doesnt mean you get to bash on some of our favorites. Stick to the games, at least those you'll have a chance at.
Liar Liar is one of Jim Carrey's best films. It allows him to perform his brand of physical comedy. Of which(much to his dismay, I'm sure) is what he's known for.
""It's been known that holding it in can cause prostate cancer!" "Really?" "Do you want to take the chance?" "Well then I may need a recess as well."
It should be (roughly) Its been known to cause prostate cancer IS that true? It has to be Then I better take a little break myself
"This pen is b.......b..........b.bbbbbllll..uu...bb... red." Or is that the other way around?
The pen is rrre re e r er e r e re rrrreeeee Royal Blue
"I was speeding... I have years of unpaid parking tickets." "There's a dent in my car... And there's nothing I can do."
Dent in the car would have nothing to do with anything, not to mention there was no dent in his car. He talks about changing lanes without signaling, running a red light and speeding (amont other things)
"I've had better."
"They're noticing you because of your " SMACK
"I can lie!" "Then you just lied to me!" "NO wait let me explain!"
"My sister was sued by the burglar from falling through her ceiling for $. What would you do?" "I would have gotten him twice that." "DOH!"
Close enough... But she talked about falling on a knife, and him saying 'i'd have gotten him 10, or something
"I've made a horrible mistake. My client is a greedy b*tch and shouldn't win!"
Not sure of the quote, but I know its off.
"Boss, everyone hates your guts and know you're bald."
This one isn't really close at all.
"Who did this to you?" "The guy was nuts and wild eyed." After hurting himself during the recess.
He says 'I mad man your honor, a desperate old fool at the end of his pitiful rope (or somethign close to that...
"I still love your mother..."
"Did you wish for us to get back together?" "Nyah I wanted a (bike) N64 Wii!""
Except here in the game industry the critics are way more in touch with actual game players.
With most movie reviews the span across the grading scale is always huge. (Some critics give it an A... others give it an F) And then along those lines you always see large gaps between the movie critics (aka indignant assholes) and the movie goers whom they are supposed to be providing the reviews for...
Here in the game industry (yay!) reviews are far more balanced and consistent (though admittedly high) And also player reviews are generally in agreement with the critic consesus.
Bottom line: Game critics are great! And movie critics are too chaotic to trust! GO TEAM!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
brandon @ Apr 10th 2007 1:00PM
Oh come on, Liar Liar wasn't that bad. Some parts are quite funny.
Neal @ Apr 10th 2007 1:03PM
If we wanna take stabs at Jim Carrey Movies, lets talk about The Number 23, Fun with Dick and Jane, or The Cable Guy...
Liar Liar was better than all of those.
savvydoc @ Apr 10th 2007 1:11PM
Liar liar is one of the best!! And Cable Guy was great too!
Hold your hater tongues!
Game Artist @ Apr 10th 2007 1:25PM
The placement of that lamp makes it look like his head is on fire in the still.
TiaMaster @ Apr 10th 2007 1:28PM
Err...wasn't Liar Liar damn funny?
Again with the "we're 'journalists' so making negative comments makes us seem smart" thing.
lukee @ Apr 10th 2007 1:36PM
"earth girls are easy" all the way
excuse me, "earth girls are easy" ftw
hvnlysoldr @ Apr 10th 2007 1:43PM
"It's been known that holding it in can cause prostate cancer!"
"Really?"
"Do you want to take the chance?"
"Well then I may need a recess as well."
"This pen is b.......b..........b.bbbbbllll..uu...bb... red."
Or is that the other way around?
"I was speeding... I have years of unpaid parking tickets." "There's a dent in my car... And there's nothing I can do."
"I've had better."
"They're noticing you because of your " SMACK
"I can lie!"
"Then you just lied to me!"
"NO wait let me explain!"
"My sister was sued by the burglar from falling through her ceiling for $. What would you do?"
"I would have gotten him twice that." "DOH!"
"I've made a horrible mistake. My client is a greedy b*tch and shouldn't win!"
"Boss, everyone hates your guts and know you're bald."
"Who did this to you?"
"The guy was nuts and wild eyed."
After hurting himself during the recess.
"I still love your mother..."
"Did you wish for us to get back together?"
"Nyah I wanted a (bike) N64 Wii!"
Not one of his better films but enjoyable. Bruce Almighty I liked much better.
"Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then."
"Fits like a glove."
"Einhorn's a MAN! Einhorn is a MAN! AUGHHHHHHHH!"
"Quit calling me white devil!" ""
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, keep waiting."
"You thought I hanged up didn't you?"
Raccoon rescue parodying Cliffhanger.
Big White Bat
"They've never known disease before the white man." "ACHOO!"
"They say she's no longer a virgin." "How can they tell?"
Coming out naked from rhino scaring tourists
Montage of figuring which Dolphin ring missing
"My what a lovely wall of death you have."
Shaking pole of man practicing on it
"I'm looking for Ace." "There are no names here." "I'm looking for someone who speaks with his butt." "Please, PLEASE take him away." "But I have not attained enlightenment yet." "Take this medallion." "But you've worked 40(?) years for that!" "Take it and go."
Rolls slinky down the mountain stairs. "OH, the very last one."
"How do you make someone love you without affecting free will?" "I've been trying to figure that out forever. If you come up a solution I'd like to hear it."
Steve @ Apr 10th 2007 1:47PM
Why all the hate for Liar Liar? That movie's great! Though I do have to admit that the jury's still out on my taste in movies since I hated Titanic (but I am a guy), loved Sister Act (Am I a guy?), and loved Jumangi and Ernest Saves Christmas as well.
Are you as confused as I apparently am? :D
Raynre @ Apr 10th 2007 2:02PM
Hey, Joystiq, guess what? You're a video game blog for a reason. Just because you guys have horrible tastes in movies doesnt mean you get to bash on some of our favorites. Stick to the games, at least those you'll have a chance at.
Oobgarm @ Apr 10th 2007 2:03PM
Liar Liar is one of Jim Carrey's best films. It allows him to perform his brand of physical comedy. Of which(much to his dismay, I'm sure) is what he's known for.
And he's damn good at it, too.
Ken @ Apr 10th 2007 2:10PM
Joystiq isn't hating... critics were hating:
http://www.metacritic.com/video/titles/liarliar?q=liar%20liar
Unfortunately people said bad things about that movie. That and cable guy... even though I found Cable guy to be one of my favorite movies.
C. Grant @ Apr 10th 2007 2:38PM
Cable Guy is great! And sorry guys, not with you on Liar Liar.
Neal @ Apr 10th 2007 2:59PM
@ #7
""It's been known that holding it in can cause prostate cancer!"
"Really?"
"Do you want to take the chance?"
"Well then I may need a recess as well."
It should be (roughly)
Its been known to cause prostate cancer
IS that true?
It has to be
Then I better take a little break myself
"This pen is b.......b..........b.bbbbbllll..uu...bb... red."
Or is that the other way around?
The pen is rrre re e r er e r e re rrrreeeee Royal Blue
"I was speeding... I have years of unpaid parking tickets." "There's a dent in my car... And there's nothing I can do."
Dent in the car would have nothing to do with anything, not to mention there was no dent in his car. He talks about changing lanes without signaling, running a red light and speeding (amont other things)
"I've had better."
"They're noticing you because of your " SMACK
"I can lie!"
"Then you just lied to me!"
"NO wait let me explain!"
"My sister was sued by the burglar from falling through her ceiling for $. What would you do?"
"I would have gotten him twice that." "DOH!"
Close enough... But she talked about falling on a knife, and him saying 'i'd have gotten him 10, or something
"I've made a horrible mistake. My client is a greedy b*tch and shouldn't win!"
Not sure of the quote, but I know its off.
"Boss, everyone hates your guts and know you're bald."
This one isn't really close at all.
"Who did this to you?"
"The guy was nuts and wild eyed."
After hurting himself during the recess.
He says 'I mad man your honor, a desperate old fool at the end of his pitiful rope (or somethign close to that...
"I still love your mother..."
"Did you wish for us to get back together?"
"Nyah I wanted a (bike) N64 Wii!""
He wanted Roller Blades.
Im bored.
savvydoc @ Apr 10th 2007 3:07PM
Fuck movie critics.
They are in their own little worlds.
Ken @ Apr 10th 2007 3:12PM
@savvydoc
I agree.
http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/300?q=300
What the hell is that about?!
AssemblyLineHuman @ Apr 10th 2007 5:11PM
Generally favorable reviews...
Movie critics just don't give stupidly high ratings like they do in our favorite industry.
savvydoc @ Apr 10th 2007 6:19PM
@ Assemblylinehuman
Except here in the game industry the critics are way more in touch with actual game players.
With most movie reviews the span across the grading scale is always huge. (Some critics give it an A... others give it an F) And then along those lines you always see large gaps between the movie critics (aka indignant assholes) and the movie goers whom they are supposed to be providing the reviews for...
Here in the game industry (yay!) reviews are far more balanced and consistent (though admittedly high) And also player reviews are generally in agreement with the critic consesus.
Bottom line: Game critics are great! And movie critics are too chaotic to trust! GO TEAM!
dukemeiser @ Apr 10th 2007 7:57PM
Liar Liar is one of the best movies ever. Totally loved it! You can't see it but I'm flipping Joystiq the finger for dissing it.
Levi @ Apr 11th 2007 11:24AM
Liar Liar is one of my favorite Jim Carrey movies! I liked it way more than The Mask.
I'm sure Justin thought Ace Ventura II sucked too.