The Xbox.com team will evaluate the essays for creativity, appeal to readers and an effective show of respect and admiration for your mother figure. We're just going to cut this off before we're compelled to start reciting lines from Mommie Dearest -- if your mom was Joan Crawford you'd totally win the contest instantly! Anyway, talk about her being gracefully apologetic every time she cuts a Locust in half during Gears of War or how she drops f-bombs every time she takes on the 12-year-olds during Halo 2 matches on Xbox Live. We're sure the Xbox.com team would appreciate that.
