Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen opens chrono-rift in XBLM
by Christopher Grant 
{ Apr 11th 2007 at 10:07AM }
As Microsoft looks for more ways to fill those 120GB hard drives they want you to buy, they're enlisting the help of Stephen Colbert Presents: Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7 -- Tek Jansen the New Adventures. Available this week, the first short will be free while future installments will cost an unspecified amount. Our favorite? Operation Dragontongue: Chocolate Blades of Thunder. But hurry! If you don't click this link and watch the video immediately, you risk opening a chrono-rift in the space-time continuum and may miss important life lessons (hint: DON'T GO IN CAVES!).
[Via Arrogantics]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
horngreen @ Apr 11th 2007 10:18AM
Nice try guys. Tek is the lamest thing about Colbert. It just feels forced and the jokes are obvious like the Gay Duo on SNL. That and each 3 minute toon will probably cost us $2.50!
gwangi @ Apr 11th 2007 10:33AM
Don't but it if you don't like it.
Defenestrator2.0 @ Apr 11th 2007 11:32AM
I think that was possibly the funniest video I've ever seen. I couldn't stop cracking up.
Tek: "Hey, who are you guys?"
*PEW*
Other Tek: "That shirt had too much starch!"
Tek: "Did the slime monster get me yet?"
Others: "Yes."
Tek: "Damnit!"
Priceless jokes.
yubastard @ Apr 11th 2007 11:29AM
The entire post sounded as if it were Colbert himself reading it to me, lol... might be me, though...
http://el-cabron.blogspot.com
Hannibal @ Apr 11th 2007 11:28AM
Yeah, as much as I love Colbert the Tek Jansen cartoons are lame.
C. Grant @ Apr 11th 2007 11:57AM
THANK YOU Defenestrator2.0, pretty every one at Joystiq is a huge fan of that installment.
"Now I've got you beat ... Egg."
Matt @ Apr 11th 2007 3:38PM
You don't go in caves because that's where bears live...
Neoxkc @ Apr 11th 2007 3:58PM
Where is this located on XBLM, I can't find it?