Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen opens chrono-rift in XBLM

by Christopher Grant { Apr 11th 2007 at 10:07AM }

Solar plexus! Now that Viacom's gotten the lawyers involved, it's become increasingly difficult for us to track down our favorite Tek Jansen clips on YouTube. Sure, we can always go to Viacom's own iFilm property and watch the preroll ad (and they still can't be embedded in our posts).

As Microsoft looks for more ways to fill those 120GB hard drives they want you to buy, they're enlisting the help of Stephen Colbert Presents: Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7 -- Tek Jansen the New Adventures. Available this week, the first short will be free while future installments will cost an unspecified amount. Our favorite? Operation Dragontongue: Chocolate Blades of Thunder. But hurry! If you don't click this link and watch the video immediately, you risk opening a chrono-rift in the space-time continuum and may miss important life lessons (hint: DON'T GO IN CAVES!).

[Via Arrogantics]

Tags: ComedyCentral, StephenColbert, TekJansen, Viacom, XBLM

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

horngreen @ Apr 11th 2007 10:18AM

Nice try guys. Tek is the lamest thing about Colbert. It just feels forced and the jokes are obvious like the Gay Duo on SNL. That and each 3 minute toon will probably cost us $2.50!

gwangi @ Apr 11th 2007 10:33AM

Don't but it if you don't like it.

Defenestrator2.0 @ Apr 11th 2007 11:32AM

I think that was possibly the funniest video I've ever seen. I couldn't stop cracking up.

Tek: "Hey, who are you guys?"
*PEW*
Other Tek: "That shirt had too much starch!"

Tek: "Did the slime monster get me yet?"
Others: "Yes."
Tek: "Damnit!"

Priceless jokes.