An eBay seller has just closed an auction that featured a massive collection of video games, systems, and accessories from over twenty years of gaming. Why? Because he's "going to marry this wonderful girl and could use the money". The auction featured hundreds of games and systems from the Atari 2600, Intellivision, and NES through the PS2 and GameCube. It even had such gaming wonders as the Virtual Boy, Atari Jaguar, and two Sega Dreamcast consoles. The auction began at a mere $100 and sold to the winning bidder for $3,600.We can't help but wonder whose idea this was: his or hers. Giving up twenty years of nostalgia for one "wonderful girl" isn't something a guy in his right mind normally does. It could only be one thing: love. That, or a threat from the laser eyes of doom (pictured).
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I don't think he sold it... everything has a price...
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NO WOMAN WILL EVER MAKE ME SELL OFF GEARS OF WAR!
believe it.
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"Q: Do the girl and/or dog come included in the auction, if so would you ship to egypt, regards ash Apr-11-07
A: No they don't, sorry. I won't ship to Egypt, either."
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Oh and by the way, he probably sold his collection because, YOU KNOW, getting married is an EXPENSIVE thing. As simple as that. No lasers involved :)
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Divorce pending... ... ...
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If you ask me it would be worse to see a guy selling his lone xbox with the excuse of getting married... a collection like this, of old systems is understandable.
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Ooh, make her sell off her old shoes.
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Most hilarious thing I've read all day. Haha!
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Though I guess he will no longer be able to call himself a "true gamer" here in the jstiq comments because he no long will 'still have his 2600 hooked up' ;)
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A former co-worker who cashed out his entire Roth IRA so he could buy a 350z cash and to "improve" his chances of getting a GF and get married. All he attracted were gold diggers and girls with more STDs than fingers.....YUCK
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I've re-bought almost all the games I ever had as a kid. I'm sitting on 181+ games now.
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IMO the rarity and sentimental value of those old systems and games go way beyond $3600 *I know, reserve not met.*
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Congrats to the couple! I'd sell any posessions if I had to.
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Bonus for someone who will appreciate it!
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"Q: Not a question about the auction... but is there anything that you are keeping like a fav game and system
A: Not of the old stuff. I'm keeping my PS3, Wii, 360, DS, & PSP. I really like the Vectrex, Saturn, & Dreamcast. For Fav games: Nights, Zelda:OoT, Mario64, Super Metroid, KOTOR, & Combat."
Looks like he has all 3 systems..
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How about he ask HER to sell something, instead of being a big whipped pussy?
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Any girl who makes her guy sell his games (or even just allows it to happen) needs to seriously re-think how much she actually loves him. Weddings are expensive, sure. But if she loved the guy, she'd demand he keep his collection and find another way to get money.
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i mean i have every system plus the kitchen sink since NES, and besides the occasional match of mario kart or goldeneye or playing some roms, i haven't fired up any of the systems since i would move into the following gen of games.
On one hand, If she MADE him sell them, thats crap, but marriage is expensive, and they may not have the room if they are now moving in to a small place.
On the other hand, if he's not playing it, selling it to someone who would is great, pass on those great games!
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Here's the thing, kids. When you get older, sometimes your priorities change. I've certainly taken a look at all the rare, valuable indie records and CDs I accumulated during my late teens and early- to mid-20s and thought about how I could turn that into a nice European vacation for my fiancee and I, or fund that SF-to-Chicago move that we talk about from time to time. I haven't sold 'em yet because it'll be a lot of work, but come on. Also, do none of you guys move? It sucks to have to box up all your stuff and cart it around, though I bet vinyl records are a bigger pain in the ass than games. Hell, maybe he and his girlfriend want to buy a Wii, PS3, 360 and some games, though I'd hope they not use the $$ for that.
Anyhow, there isn't a hint of "my g/f is making me sell my games" anywhere in this post. Quit reading your own weird issues into everything.
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Give it to the local daycare for fucks christs
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Thats a nice gesture of love, but personally I would have told her we can't afford a honeymoon but we're gona play Wii tennis and Halo 2 all night.
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