Listen, man. Reuters has been talking to your lady. No, no, nothing weird. It's just that ... well, the guitar controller is just a bit much ... and the dance pad ... and the steering wheel. She's alright with the games, but the specialized peripherals are just too much. It's not just that they're hard to hide, they're messing up the room's feng shui and -- they're dangerous.
Sure, this article may seem like your typical "Hey Gladys, can you believe what the kids are into?" piece that dots the mainstream gaming journalism landscape, but there are some real gems here, including: A gamer named Festus explaining why girls don't like games, a woman who curbed her gaming after a guitar controller fell on her head and an analyst providing the following quote: "With the rise of certain game genres and, as they get more realistic looking, you have to have a different type of controller." If that's not worth a click, we just don't know what is.














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Yes, I know, I'm riding on Psaakryn's coattails, but I'm also riding on Stephen Colbert's coattails for using the term "riding on _'s coattails." ;)
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Bwuh?
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Seriously with all the infidelity and divorce in the US why even bother.
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I thought that said "If that's not worth a dick, we just don't know what is."
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You can beat me up if you want. Don't worry, I can take it (not in the face!).
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Could be worse... One of my exes who I played games with had a talent for stealing a bunch of the resources when we played AOE2.
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if some know the answer to this let me know
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off topic! but i was wondering the exact same thing.
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also to all the people saying the kid in the picture is ugly, you are probably uglier
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-Moses
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Anyhow, any girl who doesn't appreciate the wiimote as a an accessory is just missing out.
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"For whatever reason, girls just don't like you spending time playing video games," game player Festus Williams said. "And then you come in with a guitar or steering wheel, that could get people in trouble."
Two Things:
1. Festus? WTF were his parents on. I'm sorry dude, but you can always get it legally changed.
2.Girls don't like it when you choose the games over them, when you can include them, it's fine. My girlfriend always tells me to stop playing gears to play guitar hero I or II, she loves music/rhythm games. I've also notices that you can get most girls into it if it has bright colors and an easy learning curve. DON'T start off on a hard difficulty just to show off, they're not impressed, just frustrated and bored.
A simple rule of thumb is if the game involves a theme she already enjoys(for example music) she will probably take to it alot easier. Most women don't care about guns, so most of them won't want to play shooters.
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How are we the only two that picked up on that name.
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they won't wipe your HDD unless your HDD is the root of your problems, which is RARELY the case. When I sent mine in for repair (mine was also a launch console) they let me keep my HDD and I had a new system within a week. It's been perfect ever since (going on a year now).
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And it's not just women who shy away from steering wheels, my father in law, who I would have expected to be excited to try a racing game where you didn't have to use a regular controller (GT4) absolutely refused to use the steering wheel for some reason?? Maybe he didn't want to look like an idiot if he didn't race well or something.. who knows.
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In my opinion, "weird" gaming pariphenalia is not the problem. Rather, it's soul-stealing MMO's that are the problem. If your significant other is glued to a computer screen during their every waking moment, even if you happen to play too, it becomes frustrating. This is regardless of whether or not you're a gaming couple. I speak from experience: My SO and I both play the same MMORPG, but whereas I play a few times a week for a couple of hours, he's practically attached at the hip to the freakin' thing. So take my advice, folks: If you're going to play an MMO and you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, make sure you're not obsessed with it (or you're both equally obsessed), and don't do anything stupid.
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If the girl cares about you playing video games a little, like the one talked about, then you need to break upand find a better one.
Now if the guy is playing the video game too much then all the girl has to do is "Let's have sex" and the guy will jump over.
So what have we learned? It's always the girl's fault.
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My girlfriend isn't a gamer (she's never played any of the FFs, nor any shooters, ever) but we play Guitar Hero and DDR together quite often.
She also accepts my gaming as one of those things that I do with my buddies, and never gets on my case on it, and even goes as far as to try and understand as much about the newest game I'm obsessed over.
It's a bit of give and take. In exchange I try to share in more of the things that she's interested in but that doesn't pique my interest all too much.
To those out there whose gf's are complaining about their gaming. Get new gf's. She doesn't have to be a gamer to be able to accept your choices and respect them.
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It's not actually true... yet. Doesn't the 360 still hold that place for a couple months more?
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ps. Reuters can try to talk to my girlfriend all they want, but she could play more Final Fantasy than a crackhead.
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Heck, it was darn hard to get close to the tv to watch 24 once my housemate's girlfriend got into Guitar Hero. :-(
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I'm happy to see that respected journalists feel the same way. I mention the above not to be mean or to speak negatively about GH, but I'm doing it as a service to *you*, dear gamers!
Often the topic of DDR and GH has come up in conversations with my female friends and, each time, they mention how lame people look while playing them.
So let that be a lesson to you, gamer otaku, if you want to score in real life, try doing it less in a virtual one.
I thank you.
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How boring.
How bout a Jackson Custom or a Les Paul? No floyd's or seymour duncans. You can't shred with that crap!!
Your lame!!!
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BTW my girl plays games(only certain video games) and guitar with me. You have to be social to find a girl that likes the exact things as you. It takes time and alot of searching, but there is always somebody out there for you.
And to anyone that has beat Resistance. Im on my second time around and I unlocked new weapons. Will I unlock new ones on the third time around?
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The guitar is killing your CONSOLE...
LOL...
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All my gaming stuff fits perfectly in a wall unit in the living room. I have some box's on shelves behind cabnet doors that hold all my 8 consoles, controllers and cables. The only thing I have out is the current system I'm playing.
I bought it at Ikea from the Bonde product line.
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I could totally understand my girl if she started complaining about my massive collection of old game consoles - it's as unsightly as a closet full of shoes ;)
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"Whenever I mention how GH sucks because it makes you look like a tool"
A) I hate you
B) I have never played GH, yet it without doubt is a popular game, Like I stated previously, My girlfriends younger brother plays it, and she told me she did enjoy it. Heres my post "32. Wow, this is the one of the many bad Reuters articles. My girlfriend tells me all the time how fun her brother's guitar hero is and I know most girls enjoy games that involve sequences and extra equipment, like DDR and GH. I know this because I near near a boardwalk(stretch of beach with wood walkway and it has about 30 arcades on it, in which all have DDR machines which many girls play, including good looking chicks.".
C) No one is talking about how good the game is, Its about the validity of the article and how it relates to real life.
"DDR and GH are not cool and most chicks will right you off as a geek if you talk about how much you love to play them."
A) You are a geek if you go around bragging about how you "love" GH, You shouldn't talk about video games outside playing them at home in the first place, especially to girls.
B) But, if you are with a girl and mention it or wanna play it, You wont be labeled a geek, because its not uncommon for men to play games in the first place.
"So let that be a lesson to you, gamer otaku, if you want to score in real life, try doing it less in a virtual one."
Alright, I'll try and be as nice as possible.
A) I hate people like you
B) I hate you
C) You have never "scored", because if you ever banged a chick, You would not say score. Nor would you use a lame metaphor like that...
D) Playing video games has absolutely nothing, at all, to do with your sexual life, There is a extend where you can let video games take over your life, but if your at that point, then you will lose more then your relationship, like your job, your loved ones, your life, etc. But for one to become that obsessed, is rare.
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