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Roommate leave the milk out again? Some jerk in an SUV cut you off on the way home? Don't waste your time with insults, rude hand gestures, or weak physical attacks. Instead, try eternal damnation! YouAreDamned.com makes damning souls for an eternity of flame-induced suffering easy! Just enter a name, e-mail address, and an optional path to salvation and your most hated enemies will be engraved upon the Burning Wall of Eternal Damnation. Afterwards, kick back and read the wall to learn why so many people deserve a spot in the stone.
Reader Comments (17)
Posted: Apr 19th 2007 11:15AM (Unverified) said
Who put Joystiq on there and what are they smoking:
"Damned for Being Far Too Cool"
I also like the person who damned someone for "failing to let me touch her inappropriately".
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"Damned for Being Far Too Cool"
I also like the person who damned someone for "failing to let me touch her inappropriately".
Posted: Apr 19th 2007 11:31AM (Unverified) said
I like the fact Cho was on there. For being a piece of shit. Now rotting in hell.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2007 11:39AM (Unverified) said
lol, some one damned billgates for making windows
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Posted: Apr 19th 2007 11:54AM (Unverified) said
Lots of White House officials have been damned, which seems appropriate.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2007 12:00PM (Unverified) said
I hererby banned Phil Harrison...
..for killing a giant enemy crab ofcourse
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..for killing a giant enemy crab ofcourse
Posted: Apr 19th 2007 12:00PM (Unverified) said
I'd like to damn the person that damned Jack Thompson before I got the chance. Damn you!
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Posted: Apr 19th 2007 12:17PM (Unverified) said
For anybody that cares, the website seems to be run by EVB, a web marketing firm. (http://www.evb.com)
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Posted: Apr 19th 2007 12:31PM (Unverified) said
I just damned the PS3....though I'm sure it won't need any help
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Posted: Apr 19th 2007 12:30PM (Unverified) said
Posted: Apr 19th 2007 2:39PM JimmyJamm said
I figured everyone would find this pretty funny:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/Kirrin/gamecubes.jpg
Nintendo wii being damned for being two gamecubes taped together.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/Kirrin/gamecubes.jpg
Nintendo wii being damned for being two gamecubes taped together.
Posted: Apr 19th 2007 2:50PM (Unverified) said
LOL, I added Jack Thompson for being the son of satan and there were like 3 other Jack Thompsons just on that page.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2007 7:40PM (Unverified) said
I damned Jar Jar Binks because....well, I think that we all know that minor detail.
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Posted: Apr 20th 2007 9:34AM (Unverified) said
Not sure why this is posted on Joystiq or what this has to do with video games, aside from Joystiq being damned.
Why people are so upset with Jack Thompson. He only wants to had harsher expectations on the selling of violent/sex laden games. Being old enough to buy such games, he doesn't affect me none.
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Why people are so upset with Jack Thompson. He only wants to had harsher expectations on the selling of violent/sex laden games. Being old enough to buy such games, he doesn't affect me none.
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