Bored and vengeful? Try condemnation!

by John Bardinelli { Apr 19th 2007 at 10:59AM }

Roommate leave the milk out again? Some jerk in an SUV cut you off on the way home? Don't waste your time with insults, rude hand gestures, or weak physical attacks. Instead, try eternal damnation! YouAreDamned.com makes damning souls for an eternity of flame-induced suffering easy! Just enter a name, e-mail address, and an optional path to salvation and your most hated enemies will be engraved upon the Burning Wall of Eternal Damnation. Afterwards, kick back and read the wall to learn why so many people deserve a spot in the stone.

Tags: flash, toy, webtoy

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Tadioku @ Apr 20th 2007 8:48AM

nah

mepaco @ Apr 19th 2007 11:15AM

Who put Joystiq on there and what are they smoking:

"Damned for Being Far Too Cool"

I also like the person who damned someone for "failing to let me touch her inappropriately".

sheppy @ Apr 19th 2007 11:31AM

I like the fact Cho was on there. For being a piece of shit. Now rotting in hell.

Unit @ Apr 19th 2007 11:39AM

lol, some one damned billgates for making windows

Todd @ Apr 19th 2007 11:54AM

Lots of White House officials have been damned, which seems appropriate.

Huricos @ Apr 19th 2007 12:00PM

I hererby banned Phil Harrison...

..for killing a giant enemy crab ofcourse

Reesimo @ Apr 19th 2007 12:00PM

I'd like to damn the person that damned Jack Thompson before I got the chance. Damn you!

Vigi @ Apr 19th 2007 12:17PM

For anybody that cares, the website seems to be run by EVB, a web marketing firm. (http://www.evb.com)

GunForHire @ Apr 19th 2007 12:17PM

Muhaha, was that the one 'Exploiting tragedy for personal gain?' - If so, that one was me :D

I enjoyed damning Jack, really.

Sambo @ Apr 19th 2007 12:19PM

yeah, i put cho on there, what a shit head.

usedtabe @ Apr 19th 2007 12:31PM

I just damned the PS3....though I'm sure it won't need any help

mushiking @ Apr 19th 2007 12:30PM

they totally stole this from the Jigoku Shoujo

http://honk.nexgam.de/jigoku/

Boo_Radley @ Apr 19th 2007 1:07PM

Wow, this was on Fark years ago.

James @ Apr 19th 2007 2:39PM

I figured everyone would find this pretty funny:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/Kirrin/gamecubes.jpg

Nintendo wii being damned for being two gamecubes taped together.

Otter @ Apr 19th 2007 2:50PM

LOL, I added Jack Thompson for being the son of satan and there were like 3 other Jack Thompsons just on that page.

Defenestrator2.0 @ Apr 19th 2007 7:40PM

I damned Jar Jar Binks because....well, I think that we all know that minor detail.

Todd @ Apr 20th 2007 9:34AM

Not sure why this is posted on Joystiq or what this has to do with video games, aside from Joystiq being damned.

Why people are so upset with Jack Thompson. He only wants to had harsher expectations on the selling of violent/sex laden games. Being old enough to buy such games, he doesn't affect me none.