Guide to being an online A-hole

Me no likey the greifers.

AHAHAHAH...so gold.

another one to do that is awesomely fun and pisses ppl off ALOT is get into a game like pgr 3 (or forza 2 when it comes out) and race the opposite way of everyone and try to hit as many people as possible...and when they start bitching and whining...ask...oh wait...this isnt burnout is it? :P AHAHAHHAHA this is SOOOOO fun.

Don't forget about using Dr. Phil soundboards.

the one thing I HATE is when you are on a losing team in battlefield - everyone quits but you and 5 other people and the other team comes to your base - takes your vehicles - and instead of leaving just pounds the spawn points so you can move all of an inch before you are dead.

Please...they don't need any help or more a-holes to add to their ranks. This is why I think that Xbox-Live should allow age specific matchmaking. I know kids would lie, but it'd be a start. Or you could do it based on percentage of bad feedback.

There are a lot of white guys on Uno who think they're black, and most of them are jerk offs too.

Since my roommate bought a wii with that 24wiiconnect thing always on, i'm unable to play crackdown coop simply because of the lag, so i have an excuse, err, maybe not.

SGT Monty - I totally agree and would even pay extra to be able to use a good age filtering system!

for more info on being an ahole, check out this funny video about "smack talking":
http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=686943919&channel=428902850

The worst I've witnessed:
Some guy started teamkilling because he was "bored"

F!

I agree with #5... a guide? I think many players out there are perfectly capable of A-hole-ness without any instruction, thank you.

ahahaha my personal favourite is the so called LEGIT players who brag about not quitting match's and no Cheating/Standbying......hmmmmmm such a strong denial they must be tellin the truth hahahahaha

Wooooo! Quitting While Losing FTW! [irony]

I like to combine tips #2 and #4 for an added bonus.

E.G.

This fucking game is laggy as a motherfucker!

But that could just be down to my limited vocabulary ;o)

Everyone quits when losing on halo 2. We'll just barely lose a round (best out of 3 flag match) and suddenly 4 people leave. Well, there goes any chance of winning, so everyone else leaves.

I'd like to add a few thing to their list.

1. Talk in as high pitched of a voice as you can
2. Use racial slurs, even if (and especially if) the people on the other end don't fit the racial stereotype (or aren't even the same color or race) as the slur you are using
3. If you are driving a vehicle with other people in it, immediately drive it off a cliff and scream "WOOOOOOOOOO" in the microphone
4.Take the rocket launcher/energy sword/sniper rifle and then run to the enemy base and die, thus giving it to them and ruining your teams chances of victory.

Keep these things in mind, and you too will be a first class trolley A-Hole