Today's most vulgar video: Old Grandma Hardcore plays Paper Mario
by Ross Miller 
{ May 5th 2007 at 12:01AM }
Comparing charging stations to excrement and digitized mushrooms to phalli, this is not your normal grandma. Nay, this is Old Grandma Hardcore, notorious for her biting tongue and predilection for profanity. And this is her giving her opinion of the latest Paper Mario for Nintendo Wii.Video embedded after the break. Given our description of OGHC's diction, it probably goes without saying that this clip is NSFW.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
hvnlysoldr @ May 5th 2007 12:34AM
Throw some spoiler warnings next time. I don't get it.
Alex @ May 5th 2007 1:47AM
"So, I don't get it... They're committing SUICIDE!?"
"...Yeah!"
"........It's a fucking MARIO game."
Ahhh, classic.
estee @ May 5th 2007 1:55AM
what the f*ck has this world come to
Tyler Treat @ May 5th 2007 2:19AM
This is ridiculous...
sporge @ May 5th 2007 3:34AM
wow that Grandma is awesome. I don't know what else to say, hilarious.
Bill nye @ May 5th 2007 3:57AM
Look at that 360 with the cam, can you imagine getting your ass handed to you by this old grandma at halo all the while shes edging you on "take that you little fucker" followed by her flashing you.
Anonymous @ May 5th 2007 4:21AM
Elderly abuse is hilarious. This guy should be proud of himself for each video he puts out. Ok Grandma, you can have your dinner now that you've sworn for the camera for awhile.
Anonymous @ May 5th 2007 10:46AM
You really should put a spoiler warning on this one.
It's funny, my reactions were just like the Grandma. It was like watching me play the game and seeing an old woman in my place.
fffunfarm06---xbl @ May 5th 2007 10:48AM
haha lmao. that grandma is cool.
Michael Kingston @ May 5th 2007 1:27PM
She holds the wiimote wierd
Syril Ram @ May 5th 2007 4:29PM
that was awesome.
lukee @ May 5th 2007 4:57PM
Way to go with the old news joystiq. I mean, this later has clearly been playing games for years. Why didn't you report this 2 decades ago?