Though our schoolyard arguments and childish vendettas
have long since shifted to the blogosphere, we have always been profoundly confident in our father's ability to physically lay waste to your meager sack of paternal meat. In other words, we thought our dad could beat up your dad. That is, until we learned today that your dad is, in fact, Liam Neeson
. Bethesda Softworks has announced
that the famous actor and thespian will act out and, err, thesp
the role of your father in post-apocalyptic RPG, Fallout 3
Our father stands little chance against the might of the man who trained Batman, gave Darth Vader his training wheels, exhaustively researched sexuality and is destined to become the president
of the United States. Neeson's also "absolutely amazing to work with," according to Fallout 3
's executive producer, Todd Howard. "This role was written with Liam in mind, and provides the dramatic tone for the entire game."
Neeson, who hopefully survives a bit longer than Patrick Stewart
did in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
, adds that it was a pleasure sharing his voice with Bethesda and that he hopes "the fans of the franchise and the game will be excited by the results."
If not, we'll just have to beat up your father ourselves.