Microsoft's J Allard finally honors lost bet, dons dreads
Though it took him almost a year, Xbox 360 poster boy and accident-prone mountain biker, J (no period) Allard, has finally stepped back into the internet spotlight, draped with a dread-full wig and the aura of defeat. The utterly disturbing image above is the result of a lost bet Allard entered into with Newsweek's N'Gai Croal. The wager? Sony's PSP would not ship 10 million units within twelve months, "give or take 3 months."
Had Allard been the winner, he would have been awarded the opportunity to liberate Croal's intimidating locks. If not, he would have to slap a dread wig on his own, spectacularly bald head for an entire month and be seen with it during Microsoft's E3 2006 presentation. With Allard failing to show up during the conference, however, the lost bet was never honored. Not willing to let the matter go so easily, N'Gai most recently posted an investigation and interview into why people (hypothetically) fail to live up to their part of the bargain.
We'd normally be trite and say something about "better late than never", but having spent a few seconds looking at Allard's new visage... we find ourselves leaning towards "never."
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Arno @ May 8th 2007 12:02PM
Haha, well at least he has a sense of humor about it. :)
Jezreel @ May 8th 2007 12:04PM
Is that a 3sixteen cap? Allard knows how to represent.
sheppy @ May 8th 2007 12:06PM
He only did it because he was constantly being called out on it. And for someone who disses PSP... that system looks pretty handled.
Fatima @ May 8th 2007 12:12PM
oooh..burn to the xbots!
JodyAnthony @ May 8th 2007 12:11PM
psp is awesome
Zoinks @ May 8th 2007 12:27PM
It's good that he finally worked up the stones to man up and eat some humble pie. Letting your ego chat for you usually lands you in stupid situations - the question is, can J keep it up for a month?
The Magic 8Ball says no.
SuicideNInja @ May 8th 2007 12:53PM
"oooh..burn to the xbots!"
*tries to figure out how that is a "burn" to anyone but J*
I was surprised. I've played my PSP a handful of times...and just don't care for it. I figure it would drop off sharply, especially in light of the DS (which I also don't care for anymore).
Hasn't the PSP outsold the original Xbox and the Gamecube (individually)?
Todd @ May 8th 2007 12:54PM
Perhaps Allard should have opted for "sold" rather than "shipped" for that '10 million units within twelve months' bet.
copa @ May 8th 2007 1:03PM
One month, J Allard. One month.
Top Ramen @ May 8th 2007 1:09PM
Ha Ha. What a douche! This is a great conclusion to the ever-evolving extreme makeover/poseur extroardinaire.
Mike @ May 8th 2007 1:15PM
Anyone else notice that he's holding up a PSP that's clearly showing homebrew software running on it? That could be a gentle jab as to the reason it sold 10 million systems: the ease of piracy.
BPM @ May 8th 2007 1:21PM
Mike, that might just be a picture in the picture viewer.
Also...
J's so white and nerdy. :D
jordan @ May 8th 2007 1:23PM
that's one nappy headed ho
Digi Smalls @ May 8th 2007 1:26PM
Phil Harrison and J Allard just need to have one final Baldie-off.
there can only be one.
(as for xbots burn...is there an xbox handheld i don't know about? i wonder if Phil, Ken or Kaz would do the same thing with all the ridiculous claims they've made...)
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bootsielon @ May 8th 2007 1:29PM
PSP has done well, just not as well as a DS. It has a bunch of great games, but the DS is a lot cheaper, rapes it in amount of great "hardcore" games, not to mention it brought a lot of innovation and expanded the market.
Anyway, why the hell is J Allard directing that FLOP named Zune? Everything that was promised for that attempt of a gadget never saw the light, or at least it hasn't and it's taking too long.
He should go back to running the Xbox team; . He's much better than Mickey "Mouse" Moore, Robbie Bach, Ozymandias, and so on. I don't like owning a console which is run by a bunch of morons that I don't like. J Allard is pretty cool though. J, Please come back.
Both next-gen consoles need a bald guy. J should be running the Xbox Team, and Phil should be in Kaz's position. He's pretty cool too.
bootsielon @ May 8th 2007 1:30PM
Digi Smalls,
lol, yeah, we agree then.
Mike @ May 8th 2007 1:34PM
@ BPM
Touché...
Lewis @ May 8th 2007 1:35PM
LMAO @ 13
Digi Smalls @ May 8th 2007 1:46PM
J Allard and the Xbox team were "put" on Zune because of their success with the 360. it wasn't their initiative. they would've started from scratch if it were, as opposed to hurredly adopting the mtv/urge and gigabeat platforms.
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Nino @ May 8th 2007 1:59PM
PSP
PSP
PSP
All I want for Christmas is a PSP
FrankTheCrank @ May 8th 2007 2:01PM
Is this a real pic? It just looks friggin weird.
Oh my god, he'll never live this down.
Sony Computer Entertainment is going to eat this up.
Props to J for having the balls.
sheppy @ May 8th 2007 2:07PM
Props to J for doing this? He made the bet and has been dealing with ten solid months of N'Gai busting his ass over this bet.
FrankTheCrank @ May 8th 2007 2:20PM
Shep, Allard didn't have to. I'm sure he cleared this with the powers that be, Gates. He thought long and hard about it. And he deserves some credit for sticking to the bet. This has got to be professionally embarrassing.
As far as where he got that PSP, I'm sure it came from the old Microsoft copier machine room. This is where they copy everybody's ideas and make them there own.
NYC Armor Guy @ May 8th 2007 2:32PM
This picture must have been taken in a drunken stupor from the 'Kuratagi-Going-Away Celebration' he MUST have had...
Zsavior @ May 8th 2007 3:11PM
lol@24 That was mean and a half. I can't imagine the kind of party that would be.
Mak @ May 8th 2007 3:23PM
Microsoft, like their programmed Xbots who post here, are basically full of hot air... (like their console!!)
Jason @ May 8th 2007 3:32PM
Man, this J Allard is no gangsta! This right here is true gangster, you dig?
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3074/truegangsterio4.jpg
sheppy @ May 8th 2007 4:05PM
@Jason
fucking christ! Where did you find that? That's the like the ONLY picture of me on the internet!
Jason @ May 8th 2007 4:19PM
David, I have it painted on my Gundam, and below that it says Sheppyboy + Mrs. Cross 4 Eva!
sheppy @ May 8th 2007 4:24PM
Ahhh, myspace. Damn, I knew Danielle telling me to throw up a picture would backfire one day. Great, so now I'm going to get even more camwhore invites...
Jason @ May 8th 2007 4:45PM
Google is a son of a bitch. Half my objective was just seeing what else I could find. The internet... it's serious business.
sheppy @ May 8th 2007 5:00PM
Jeesus.... that's just creepy. I googled sheppyboy2000... it even links Ebay feedbacks! Gah! Seriously, what the hell? sheppy stays fairly sterile but DAMN!
Jason @ May 8th 2007 5:03PM
Indeed. It started with Sheppy and Gundam and went from there... Anyways, now I know where you live.
Jason @ May 8th 2007 5:04PM
Whoops! I mean... have a nice day. I won't follow if you pledge your allegiance to 360!
Dr. able @ May 8th 2007 7:30PM
will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
blackscreen @ May 9th 2007 11:48AM
Halloween 2007:
Me: And what are you supposed to be J?
J: I'm Jon Davis from Korn!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Phanny @ May 19th 2007 7:45AM
Yo Yo YO!
CliffyB be da only phat pimp dawg!
Fo shizzle.