Today in Joystiq: May 9, 2007

Perennial commenter Ken tried to calm the fanboy flames of the Wii-Xbox One post with this stunning picture -- nay, work of art. Even if we can't get along and apparently be tolerant of other people's opinions, we can still laugh, right? Check out the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Joystiq tour: Xbox 360 Spring '07 Dashboard update
Today's most 'behind the lines' video: the making of C&C3's cinematics

News
Optional Hellgate: London subcriptions set at $9.95 per month
GRAW 2 gets 'Throwback Pack' for $10
Level designer defends Counter-Strike Texas school creation
Final Fantasy IV getting the 3D treatment on DS
Final Fantasy Dissidia looks to be a brawler
Rampart fortifies PSN this Thursday
Nintendo stays in Redmond; sales, ad, and marketing moving to SF or NYC
Shadowrun lands on Xbox and Windows May 29th
Ron Gilbert (ie: our hero) working on Penny Arcade Adventures
Spielberg's Wii project to be released before April 2008
Soul Calibur Legends adventures onto Wii
First Postal III screens emerge, bore
EA announces The Simpsons for every console known to Man

Rumors & Speculation
Rumor: Sega Vintage Collection heading for Xbox 360
Rumor: Command & Conquer 3 for PS3, Wii
Rumor: Jessica Biel as Chun-Li in Street Fighter flick
Rock Band's dubious $300 Gamestop price

Culture & Community
Nerfing your DS with a case
Team works to send Sam Fisher back to high school
Is Wii less powerful than Xbox One? N'Gai investigates
NES + PDA x CELL = OMG!
Mario and Luigi hats invade your couch