Snoop Dogg goes Cruisin' on your cell, fo' shizzle

this whole article should have been written in snoop-isms

Lord people will play ANYTHING if it is "shiny and electronic!"

Heh, this game would be PERFECT for the Wii. There could even be two control modes: you lift how high you want the power meter to go, and you actually mimicking the cars movemets! It will become the rappinist party game since gangbanging! Millions will drop there glocks and pick up Wiimotes!

Or...

Jack Thompson will catch wind of this TERRIBLE game that promotes illegal "car-jumping", which could be misinterpreted as "car-jacking", and millions of cell phone users will start stealing cars, causing the entire car economy around the world to implode upon its self, therefore weakening the U.S. economy, so the Commies take over! So, in conclusion, if you buy this game for your phone, you hate America and God. God bless America.

"Dang homie, youz gettin skooled in da art of bouncin' that thang. You got yo-self some mad skillz, homie!"

God, I hope that's a real quote from the game

Jeesus. Snoop is becoming a fucking joke. What's next? Is he gonna put his face on Diapers called "Baby Daddy" diaper shizzles?????? WTF?

Snoop Doggy Dogg is a terrible person. I hope he rots in hell. He doesn't deserve what he has. He's morally reprehensible.

Hat to the back, spilling drink on my lap, beating down your block with my trunk vibrating. Something like that.


To number five, there are much worser people than Snerp Dogg.

there is no measure for the hate i have rap/modern african american culture. this alone makes me want to murder everyone that wears their hats at a jaunty angle.

"7. there is no measure for the hate i have rap/modern african american culture. this alone makes me want to murder everyone that wears their hats at a jaunty angle.

Posted at 12:49AM on May 11th 2007 by tamanchama"



Seek intervention

#3 -- you got your wish:

http://www.joystiq.com/photos/snoop-dogg-cruisin/237795/

With all this money the man could finish High school and go to college now

Smoke_Dawg_187 and tamanchama are very classy people.

This makes me want to spend my welfare check on a new cellphone.

Seriously, do you people really think it's "cool" to use bad english, "sag" your pants down, and wear clothes that are 3 sizes to big for you? do you think its "cool" to ruin your teeth with a bunch of metal and fake diamonds? do you think it's acceptable to have a 1970's piece of shit car and spend thousands of dollars on it in aftermarket junk to impress random people that shouldn't be impressed with it at all, but are for some unbeknownest reason? all the while living in a shit hole of a hovel? do you think it's "off the chain" to spend the little money you get on cellphones, shoes, and pointless attire instead of food and a decent place to live? Seriously, Dubya Tee Eff, what is wrong with your brains?

this cellphone game is like the straw that broke the camels back, and now i hafta make some kind of rant about it, so deal. i emplore you niggers of AMERICA, what is your freaking deal? call me racist if you must, i could obviously see your point, but i kinda dont see it that way, because hispanic and white people do it just the same and have just as much fault, so calling me racist corners you into stereotyping. :oP so really, has all the pot n crack your family's smoked in the 70's n 80's stunted the mental growth your children, because that would be an almost acceptable answer. do you just dont care and expect everything to be given to you, is that why you wave your hands in the air? the line has to be drawn somewhere. the mainstream has to change some time. God let it be soon, be cause the next time i see someone thats "ghetto" is gonna get a really stern n mean look from me.