Look, really, this has to stop. It's not fair. First we see all these adorable videos for Dewy's Adventure, and now we're faced with this precious preorder bonus ... for Japanese gamers.They're taunting us. But we have a plan. Everyone needs to go out and buy something Nintendo or Konami-related, just so we can keep the momentum from April's sales numbers. If we can do that every month until we get this game, then maybe we'll get a little plushie Dewy when it's time to preorder. It'll totally work! Petty things like food and shelter are overrated anyway. Plushies are where it's at.
Maybe we're being a tad melodramatic. After all, we got sweet preorder bonuses for Elebits. But ... look at him. He's necessary for continued existence on this plane.
