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Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:27AM (Unverified) said

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Jack Thompson, you have a problem: Any five-year-old could go on to Amazon and preorder Halo 3 on their parents account and their parents would be fine with it. (Trust me 15 years ago I did!) JK. But I do have a point though, IT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO IN FORCE WHAT HE IS SAYING ONLINE.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:28AM (Unverified) said

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Go Cuco Go! That's my favorite clown after Bozo and Krusty! So entertaining!!!

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:34AM (Unverified) said

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first off, whether or not little kids are playing halo3 doesnt depend on the producer of the game. the blame goes towards the retailer and the parents. i used to work for toys r us, and we designed the ESRB system. funny thing about that, we also failed the test when hit with secret shoppers. is that microsoft's fault too? listen here, cracky jack, put the blame where it goes.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:33AM (Unverified) said

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See the funny thing is, Microsoft only sells their games to retailers not to consumers, and therefore any sane lawyer, or person for that matter, would understand that the retail outlets are responsible for this, not the publisher.

Why can't Jack Thompson understand this...oh right he's not sane. I'll stop right there.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:33AM MilitantRabbit said

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He's 6 years too late. The only, ONLY REASON, he is going after Microsoft is because he can't go after GTA and he KNOWS that Halo 3 has a LOT of buzz, so it's a prime target to get PUBLICITY.

Call Jack Thompson at 1-866-Media-Whore

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:37AM (Unverified) said

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but how is Microsoft responsible for who buys the games I think he should be sending this letter to the retail stores and not Microsoft because Microsoft just makes the game and gives it to stores who then sell it to the people.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:36AM (Unverified) said

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id have to doubt the authenticity of that letter. theres no doubt the guys a jerk but i dont think thats a real letter

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:37AM (Unverified) said

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Ive been wanting to see the rating system enforced since they first started it back when Lethal Enforcers was taboo. I always thought if there was a clear line between T and M then developers could put whatever they wanted into a game and avoid all this media censorship crap like the 2LiveCrew mess in the early 90's.

But how do you enforce it over net orders? Are movies rated R not shipped to minors? I suppose its a fair assumption that to have a credit card youre 18. Then its the parents fault if they leave their Amazon account signed in so any 5 year old can just click and ship.

Anyway, M should mean something just like R or X. If somebodys kids get a hold of it after that its a issue with the family not the developer.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:40AM (Unverified) said

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Jack hasn't played Gears of War has he?

Halo 3 is a kid's game compared to Gears of War. Halo 3 doesn't have dismemberment by chainsaw, curb-stomping, or human characters in multiplayer. Master Chief is more robot than man as far as I can tell.

Halo 3 is a game with practically NO REALISM that just happens to be a blast to play.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:41AM arawk said

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Playing video games does not train you to be a sniper! I would like to see the comparison of someone sniping on halo and then picking up a real gun. It's not the same. He needs to get a real job. Is it any wonder why are courts system is so busy, they have to deal with losers like this and their law suits. Go play lawyer somewhere else you aren't amusing us.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:42AM (Unverified) said

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All I can say to this clown is fucking lick my bunghole!!!! What a ass!!!

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:44AM (Unverified) said

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maybe old Jack is just trying to protect us older mature gamers from the horrors unleash upon our hears by the sounds of a nine year old dropping the f-bomb while tea-bagging my corpse and calling me a homosexual Jewish black man (I am paraphrasing of course.)

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:52AM (Unverified) said

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No Little kids playing halo 3? no screaming, crying, or some one just trying to be obnoxious on Xbox Live (for the most part)? Call me crazy but I think Jack "call Me Crazy" Thompson and me have almost the same goals.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:52AM (Unverified) said

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"hyperviolent"? haha, that's a good one.

This is great people. He's just giving halo 3 publicity. Microsoft will ove this free advertising. Thanks Jack, you're only hurting your cause on a regular basis and we love you for it.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 3:57PM ccc said

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Personally,
I dont like playing with little kids online when it comes to my ma rated games. There annoying and lack skill. There is an easy way to fix this, its on Microsoft's Live network and people like this guy and the ESRB are gonna eventually tell Microsoft that it is thier responsabilty to make sure kids arnt playing these games on live. Again there is an easy way. I aint backing this guy up but I say get rid of the kids.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:54AM (Unverified) said

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Halo 3 - what about Gears of War? LOL
yes, shooting someone with a laser gun, and depleting his shields is really going to make a killer out of people. Why not go after Pokemon too? you're getting monsters to fight and kill other monsters...

I wonder if a video game killed his parents when he was young and forced him to watch, which results in this vendetta.....
what a weirdo.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 10:54AM (Unverified) said

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by the way folks, Jack trolls the Kotaku forums regularily (moreso when it's a story about him) so if you want a chance to have him hear what you have to say check over there. I can never get their damn commenting system to work though. and Joystiq is better

Posted: May 23rd 2007 11:05AM (Unverified) said

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Who is this guy? I don't know him...

Posted: May 23rd 2007 11:10AM JonahFalcon said

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Those poor Flood creatures! Now everyone will be killing headhumpers and mutants without concern for their lives! (sob)

Posted: May 23rd 2007 11:12AM (Unverified) said

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Someone needs to make a Lawyer Simulator video game so we can all "train" to become lawyers like Wacky Jack. If one already existed I'd say that's where he learned his trade.

At the very least we should be just as good at it as he is.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 11:16AM (Unverified) said

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I don't know about you guys, but I couldn't snipe those darn tree rats before halo 2, thanks halo 2 for saving my nuts.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 6:45PM (Unverified) said

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my 5 year old son plays halo 1,2 and 3 beta-gears of war-and watches horror movies-he is a great kid at school and is very respectfull-so crazy jack should go after the nu tribe records who supports racism with songs like"kill white babies" instead of video games-what a fucking lowlife!

Posted: May 23rd 2007 11:27AM (Unverified) said

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I wish only people over 17 could play halo.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 11:28AM (Unverified) said

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Hey Im with 12 and 13! If it gets these kids off of Live Im all for it.

Some of these games use skill filtering for matchmaking why no age filtering? Nothing really solidifies that "oh god Im a loser feeling" like knowing youre staying up playing video game with a bunch of little kids.

Age filtering now!

Maybe if some pervert molests a kid on his friends list we'll get some age filtering action.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 11:29AM (Unverified) said

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Oh Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack....when will you learn? It's one thing to go after rockstar for the GTA series..but to attack our beloved bungie! This aggression can not stand. You can not stop the monster that is Halo Jack. Master Chief will destroy you like the Flood you so closely resemble. Seriously Jack, get a fucking life. It is rated M for a reason. Hey turn on the news there are refugees being bombed in Lebanon right now! Your children could be seeing this, maybe they may one day attack another nation in anger. The ESRB system is set up for a reason. It works..assuming you are a responsible parent. Bungie and Microsoft have taken the necessary steps and as far as I see it their responsibility has been met. Jack your career is a joke. I hate you and may you burn in hell.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 11:41AM davidc14 said

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I like the way old Jack is trying to challenge the biggest company in the world with the best lawyers money can buy. This man is in way over his depth.

Another interesting point. Halo 2 is rated mature, yet I'd be able to go down to the shop and buy it right now being under 17, that's because it's rated differently in the UK, yet it's the same game and people play it the same. Don't see any complaints there. I think Jack needs to realise people are responsible for their own actions. Blaming it on games is their choice, and their idiocy.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 11:48AM (Unverified) said

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I heard MS' lawyers are feed liquid cash through a large bore IV, and their souls are as dark as the Starbucks Cafe Mochas that they drink, but not nearly as sweet. Also, their suits have an INT boost.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 11:48AM Sircolby45 said

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Hey Thompson let me see your face I need something to wipe my ass with.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 12:10PM DjDATZ said

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Good luck in your quest! The Microsoft lawyers are almost as badass as the Bungie Ninjas! And don't let Bungie let those out on your ass...

Posted: May 23rd 2007 12:17PM DjDATZ said

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And like everyone else has said, this is not Microsoft's fault or Bungie's fault...but the irresponsible parents that buy these games for the kids that shouldn't be playing them.

And so what if that sniper used Halo 2 to "perfect" his sniping skills...he was still of the age of majority...so he could still buy the game anyways...

Posted: May 23rd 2007 12:20PM (Unverified) said

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i just read the wikipedia article on this guy. what a complete douche.

but a few of you guys have made a very important point... it would be such a better online experience if little kids didn't meow in unison at the end of the game, pretend to be cursing, racist dinosaurs, and annoy the fuck out of me.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 12:21PM Player1 said

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Dear Jack,

Are you a(n):

[]Tool
[]Moron
[]Douche
[]All of the above

Please check one.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 12:40PM (Unverified) said

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Videogames aside, it is very disturbing in my opinion to take the side of the giant corporation with a legal division that is larger than the division that handles the company's flagship product. That very fact is a testimony to the fact that Microsoft are a corrupt bunch of jerks that don't deserve your money.

Posted: May 30th 2007 12:55PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe Jack can write a letter to God and ask him to regulate the Holy Bible due to its violence. Then he can write to every news organization in the country and demand that they only report on, and show images of, puppy dogs, kitty cats, rainbows and My Pretty Pony.

I can't waste any more time on this moron.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 12:47PM Magic Whiskey said

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I'm calling this: of course Thompson is a douche, BUT...it's the network, whatever it was, that is the UBERdouche. Nobody that isn't into gaming even KNOWS about the Beta..and this little soundbyte of Jack's is to fill otherwise dead airspace and rile people up with 'shock' journalism.

"Any attention is good attention", and that counts for so-called 'news' channels out there. You guys, this is the exact same type of thing as if Fox News had hired Aunt Bea for 8 minutes to show watchers how to make bundt cake. It's harmless, made to be 'edgy' to instill the network's 'feel', and Thompson in his douchebaggyness is the man to go to for that.

...Not that Aunt Bea was exactly 'edgy'...although when she learned how to fly a plane..oooh! :)

Posted: May 23rd 2007 12:53PM (Unverified) said

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Why has this fuck not been disbarred yet?

Posted: May 23rd 2007 12:56PM dbldn said

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X360FB Don't feed the troll. Thanks :D

Posted: May 23rd 2007 1:12PM Ghengis said

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Holy shit, JT actually had a good idea. MS could just block online gaming with Halo 3 for child accounts, like how they won't let child accounts on MSN chat. Hell, I might actually buy it if there was a chance I wouldn't be stuck on a team full of 13-year-olds...

Posted: May 23rd 2007 1:20PM (Unverified) said

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Seeing how petitions are all the rage right now, hows about we start one for the Florida Bar Association to get JT disbarred? Of course nothing will come of it but it definately has the potential for a Derek Smart style war between JT and gamers. Who's in?

Posted: May 23rd 2007 1:41PM (Unverified) said

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@Chris Szarek
Nice. Yeah I agree there were recently tons of complaints about the bible in Hong Kong. Definitely far more violent then most movies or video games. Oh but it has a message though so it's okay man this country has been hijacked by supposed conservative right wing religious extremists. But hey I'm all for no one under 18 playing Halo...that would be great!

Posted: May 23rd 2007 1:45PM (Unverified) said

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I know the EB Games in my town is enforcing the suggested ESRB because I've seen them do it. I've also seen the following:

Kid: "I was that game mommy"!
Store Clerk: "I have to inform you that that game has a mature rating and may not be for children".
Mommy: "That's fine, I'll take it anyway".

Clearly Microsoft's fault.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 1:45PM (Unverified) said

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Since when is t a media outlet's (much less the publisher who only deals with retailers and not end-using consumers) responsibility to control what someone buys? Shouldn't it be parents' responsibility to keep their children from buying "explicit content?" I'm tired of people in our society (Western not just American) always trying to blame an outside party rather than relying on good old personal responsibility. I'm tired of people expecting our governments, and now apparently retailers and publishers, to "make sure" that we do things "right." STOP THE BABYSITTER MENTALITY.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 1:52PM Player1 said

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I always like to mention this on JT threads in case he's trolling them (which is likely since he has nothing better to do).

Jack, you accuse these publishers of profiting from tragedies all the time. Isn't it you who is profiting most by going after big name publishers just because they have money? I mean, everyone knows that they aren't responsible for these tragedies, but they have tons of money, so that makes them your target. Each tragedy give you another reason to get paid. So what's it like living off of blood money? If you are such a Christian, aren't you a little bit concerned by the fact that you are obviously going to burn in hell?

Posted: May 23rd 2007 2:08PM (Unverified) said

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I though JT died...

Posted: May 23rd 2007 2:08PM (Unverified) said

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I've gotta agree with Jack, I do think that the beltway sniper trained on halo. I remmember there was a video of him jumping crazily firing off four rounds then switching to a pistol while yelling antisemitic slurs at people.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 2:53PM (Unverified) said

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@blueGrassTubb

Totally agree with you. No one wants to take personal responsibility. That's why we have so many f***ing frivolous lawsuits in this country. It's your own damn fault. Grow some balls and have a little dignity and stop blaming others. I'm pointing my finger at you, parents.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 2:56PM NeuralLink said

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Jack Thompson threatening to sue someone? No, couldn't be.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 4:28PM hotpuck6 said

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so... what your saying is that microsoft should make it their personal vendetta to enforce the ERSB ratings that are already on all games?

jesus, how dumb can you get.

please let him fight them, and please let them bankrupt this clown.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 5:23PM (Unverified) said

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The beta is more T(Teen) then anything eals. The full halo game is rated M caues of the langage, and lightly for the flood (Gore but not real gorey like Res evil for example.

Also the system isn't broken, it's working fine. It's ment to help people make the right choice, not censore what people can play.

Posted: May 23rd 2007 5:52PM (Unverified) said

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Well he can do this all he wants, because seriously. From playing the beta, I'm going to go to my dad's gunsafe and pick me out a Spartan Laser and a Plasma Rifle and go pwn the entire town.

Right on Jack Ass. Right on.

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