Today's chiefiest video: Master Chief Sucks at Halo

by Kevin Kelly { Jun 3rd 2007 at 7:00PM }

With all of the Halo 3 news that's been appearing on Joystiq, and every gaming related site across the globe, we thought we'd offer up a moment of levity in the form of this video.

Now, first things first, the language in this video is definitely NSFW, for home, for younger ears, or your grandma, just so you know. However, it's probably the best representation of the type of behavior and communication you run into while playing both Halo 2 and the Halo 3 beta.

it's also pretty funny, lolololololololol.

[Thanks, DawgOnU]

Tags: Halo 3 beta, Halo3Beta, Master Chief

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

DawgOnU @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:17PM

That some funny shit FTW!

Mike @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:25PM

That video is awesome.

Fel @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:25PM

Wow, love the winnie the pooh like intro, and yes the crackdown opening video takes forever.

steve @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:25PM

lololololololololololollolololololol

rasgueado @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:28PM

This video is so straight.

Dragod @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:33PM

Holy crap.. I practically crapped my pants. God, that's funny.

"lolllolololollllollolol" Master Chief didn't get Friends and Family Beta =P

Ryan @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:43PM

+1000000000 points for using Microsoft Sam as Master chief. Funny shit

deaftly @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:47PM

that was great

Phaty000 @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:55PM

Holy shit that was win I was literally crying.

riCKY @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:56PM

Best video ever.

MasterInsan0 @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:02PM

lol, sadly this is a pretty good representation of online Halo...

refinedsugar @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:07PM

spot on hilarious ... so many people try, but this nails it.

makesevenupyours @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:08PM

i just like how he bitched about the crackdown entro!

why the fuck cant you skip that shit?!

Gold @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:08PM

This whole video is dead on but I think the best part was the grenade. He killed himself with it and then said, "wtf gay wepn, bungie r retard." The irony is priceless.

Breserk @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:14PM

Massive style point for using Nightmare Before Christmas' song 'What's This?' for the intro.

Negativecool @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:34PM

Thats the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen, game related or otherwise.

It's been a long time since I laughed so hard my I cried tears of joy!

lolololololollolololololololllolololol!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhhahaahahahh!!

Shon S. @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:45PM

Hello I am Master Chief lollolololololololol........ priceless

ExMcloud @ Jun 3rd 2007 9:00PM

GaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygay
Might be the funniest Video I've seen?

Oh wait a Sony Boy is gonna say this overated too?
LOL. Halo Online FTW

aaron @ Jun 3rd 2007 9:09PM

"wtf gears sucks halo is the best fps"

Then he throws the game into the closet! lol Master Chief ftw!

2ez @ Jun 3rd 2007 9:16PM

Wow this is retarded. Anything involving Microsoft Sam is just... no.

Dash @ Jun 3rd 2007 9:51PM

Damn this is spot on, I don't think I've laughed this hard at a video for a while. Thank god for the A-Hole button though.

OTAM @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:01PM

That was great. The "gay gay gay gay gay" part looking at the games is exactly how the Halo fanactics act (the ones I personally know).

CanadianZero @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:20PM

godly...

REUYL @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:30PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA instant classic.

tb @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:33PM

omg thts sooo funny!

Grant @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:46PM

haha, so great.
i think that pretty much describes the typical halo gamer and the halo 3 beta.

BPM @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:47PM

My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

Einhanderkiller @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:55PM

Wow, this is how they really act like in Halo multiplayer? Remind me to never play this game online.

Matt B @ Jun 3rd 2007 11:02PM

And I thought CS:Source was bad.

LMAO though. XD

Jitty @ Jun 3rd 2007 11:02PM

lololololololololo, I loved the ending!

Justin @ Jun 3rd 2007 11:04PM

Classic I love it! I had to post that shit: www.adidat.blogspot.com

religiousjedi @ Jun 3rd 2007 11:32PM

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

"lololololololololololololo"

Halo vets...you have my sympathy...it's sad what you have to put up with...

DWells55 @ Jun 4th 2007 12:13AM

He is right about the spike grenades - they're hideously inconsistent and really unneeded. I had someone crouch on top of one and live, but I've seen them instantly kill people who weren't near them. I personally miss the 4 Frags / 4 Stickies setup.

Anyways, funny video.

felixlighter @ Jun 4th 2007 12:27AM

Hilarious! I've only run into a couple of these idiots playing the beta but I remember when I played Halo 2 there would be at least one per game. Sometimes an entire party.

At this point this kind of behavior doesn't bother me and actually makes me smile. I just think to myself... "Awwww Halo... I have missed you so..."

felixlighter @ Jun 4th 2007 12:30AM

@26

Thats not your typical halo player... Halo just has more than it's fair share of these kind of players, but most are completely civil. It just takes one in a room to make things ugly.

Kritz @ Jun 4th 2007 1:50AM

#27 has just won the internet.

Kinsella @ Jun 4th 2007 2:41AM

Wow, Master Chief seemes so cool and collected in the Single Player campaigns. Nothing like the internet to bring out the worst in anybody I suppose.

Kye @ Jun 4th 2007 4:29AM

That was teh 133t.
Master chief pwns.
All else r n00bs.

lol!!!1!!!!!1!!1

Steve @ Jun 4th 2007 6:04AM

You find kiddies like that in every multiplayer online game, not just Halo. Resistance has it share also. One of the reasons I don't play many online multiplayer games anymore.

mattclarkie @ Jun 4th 2007 7:32AM

That was brilliant, and I loved the Chief waggling the sticks.

I have met many people just like him, one guy called us all retards because he was VIP and therefore not allowed to drive a vehicle. Like calling us Retards will magically let you drive.

And that is just how I feel when I load Crackdown, since the update it takes even longer to open the profile. Come-one as the rubbish Corsa advert would say.