Today's chiefiest video: Master Chief Sucks at Halo
by Kevin Kelly 
{ Jun 3rd 2007 at 7:00PM }
With all of the Halo 3 news that's been appearing on Joystiq, and every gaming related site across the globe, we thought we'd offer up a moment of levity in the form of this video.
Now, first things first, the language in this video is definitely NSFW, for home, for younger ears, or your grandma, just so you know. However, it's probably the best representation of the type of behavior and communication you run into while playing both Halo 2 and the Halo 3 beta.
it's also pretty funny, lolololololololol.
[Thanks, DawgOnU]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
DawgOnU @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:17PM
That some funny shit FTW!
Fel @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:25PM
Wow, love the winnie the pooh like intro, and yes the crackdown opening video takes forever.
Mike @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:25PM
That video is awesome.
steve @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:25PM
lololololololololololollolololololol
rasgueado @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:28PM
This video is so straight.
Dragod @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:33PM
Holy crap.. I practically crapped my pants. God, that's funny.
"lolllolololollllollolol" Master Chief didn't get Friends and Family Beta =P
Ryan @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:43PM
+1000000000 points for using Microsoft Sam as Master chief. Funny shit
deaftly @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:47PM
that was great
riCKY @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:56PM
Best video ever.
Phaty000 @ Jun 3rd 2007 7:55PM
Holy shit that was win I was literally crying.
MasterInsan0 @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:02PM
lol, sadly this is a pretty good representation of online Halo...
makesevenupyours @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:08PM
i just like how he bitched about the crackdown entro!
why the fuck cant you skip that shit?!
CanadianZero @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:20PM
godly...
refinedsugar @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:07PM
spot on hilarious ... so many people try, but this nails it.
Gold @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:08PM
This whole video is dead on but I think the best part was the grenade. He killed himself with it and then said, "wtf gay wepn, bungie r retard." The irony is priceless.
Breserk @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:14PM
Massive style point for using Nightmare Before Christmas' song 'What's This?' for the intro.
Negativecool @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:34PM
Thats the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen, game related or otherwise.
It's been a long time since I laughed so hard my I cried tears of joy!
lolololololollolololololololllolololol!!!!!!
ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhhahaahahahh!!
Shon S. @ Jun 3rd 2007 8:45PM
Hello I am Master Chief lollolololololololol........ priceless
ExMcloud @ Jun 3rd 2007 9:00PM
GaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygayGaygaygaygay
Might be the funniest Video I've seen?
Oh wait a Sony Boy is gonna say this overated too?
LOL. Halo Online FTW
aaron @ Jun 3rd 2007 9:09PM
"wtf gears sucks halo is the best fps"
Then he throws the game into the closet! lol Master Chief ftw!
2ez @ Jun 3rd 2007 9:16PM
Wow this is retarded. Anything involving Microsoft Sam is just... no.
Dash @ Jun 3rd 2007 9:51PM
Damn this is spot on, I don't think I've laughed this hard at a video for a while. Thank god for the A-Hole button though.
tb @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:33PM
omg thts sooo funny!
OTAM @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:01PM
That was great. The "gay gay gay gay gay" part looking at the games is exactly how the Halo fanactics act (the ones I personally know).
REUYL @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:30PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA instant classic.
Grant @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:46PM
haha, so great.
i think that pretty much describes the typical halo gamer and the halo 3 beta.
BPM @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:47PM
My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
Einhanderkiller @ Jun 3rd 2007 10:55PM
Wow, this is how they really act like in Halo multiplayer? Remind me to never play this game online.
Matt B @ Jun 3rd 2007 11:02PM
And I thought CS:Source was bad.
LMAO though. XD
Jitty @ Jun 3rd 2007 11:02PM
lololololololololo, I loved the ending!
Justin @ Jun 3rd 2007 11:04PM
Classic I love it! I had to post that shit: www.adidat.blogspot.com
religiousjedi @ Jun 3rd 2007 11:32PM
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
"lololololololololololololo"
Halo vets...you have my sympathy...it's sad what you have to put up with...
Sinnix @ Jun 4th 2007 8:22AM
i laughed so hard I started to cry. Best video of 2007.
DWells55 @ Jun 4th 2007 12:13AM
He is right about the spike grenades - they're hideously inconsistent and really unneeded. I had someone crouch on top of one and live, but I've seen them instantly kill people who weren't near them. I personally miss the 4 Frags / 4 Stickies setup.
Anyways, funny video.
felixlighter @ Jun 4th 2007 12:27AM
Hilarious! I've only run into a couple of these idiots playing the beta but I remember when I played Halo 2 there would be at least one per game. Sometimes an entire party.
At this point this kind of behavior doesn't bother me and actually makes me smile. I just think to myself... "Awwww Halo... I have missed you so..."
felixlighter @ Jun 4th 2007 12:30AM
@26
Thats not your typical halo player... Halo just has more than it's fair share of these kind of players, but most are completely civil. It just takes one in a room to make things ugly.
LAboy @ Jun 4th 2007 1:10PM
OMG! this is funny
Kritz @ Jun 4th 2007 1:50AM
#27 has just won the internet.
Kinsella @ Jun 4th 2007 2:41AM
Wow, Master Chief seemes so cool and collected in the Single Player campaigns. Nothing like the internet to bring out the worst in anybody I suppose.
Kye @ Jun 4th 2007 4:29AM
That was teh 133t.
Master chief pwns.
All else r n00bs.
lol!!!1!!!!!1!!1
Steve @ Jun 4th 2007 6:04AM
You find kiddies like that in every multiplayer online game, not just Halo. Resistance has it share also. One of the reasons I don't play many online multiplayer games anymore.
mattclarkie @ Jun 4th 2007 7:32AM
That was brilliant, and I loved the Chief waggling the sticks.
I have met many people just like him, one guy called us all retards because he was VIP and therefore not allowed to drive a vehicle. Like calling us Retards will magically let you drive.
And that is just how I feel when I load Crackdown, since the update it takes even longer to open the profile. Come-one as the rubbish Corsa advert would say.
Adam @ Jun 4th 2007 9:12AM
lol classic
sheppy @ Jun 4th 2007 9:59AM
I'm suprised you didn't see Master Chief pick up the turrent and lol "WTF, you can take this? LOL... yur mine now nOObS." Good for a giggle.
Nick Mendez @ Jun 4th 2007 11:23AM
Probably the most unfunny thing I've seen in a year. Half the video is the Crackdown loading screens. The "noob gay haxxors" bullshit was funny for about 5 seconds. Sorry but using "Gay" and "Retarded" as insults went out of style with ignorance.
AirIntake @ Jun 4th 2007 11:43AM
@Nick Mendez
Ignorance is certainly not out of style. Look at American Idol.
FTM @ Jun 4th 2007 1:39PM
One of the funniest things I've seen in a long, long time... up until 03:00. Then the use of homophobic slurs becomes too excessive. I didn't bother finishing it.
Way to push the stereotypical anti-social, homophobic gamer angle.
rinks @ Jun 4th 2007 1:48PM
@44 its a parody, making fun of people using "gay" as an insult. Keep a sense of humor about it.
FTM @ Jun 4th 2007 1:42PM
@Nick Mendez
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the slurs were a bit excessive. It's good to know there are other conscientious gamers out there.
Andy @ Jun 4th 2007 3:07PM
Nick Mendez is clearly a politically-correct dumbass. Oh noes! Call the thought police, he said something he wasn't supposed to!