High atop Mount Joystiq where most mail personnel fear to trek, we found a curious DVD waiting in our mailbox. A 10-day trial for World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade, direct from Vivendi's distributor in Fresno, California. Within it a substance so dangerous, we had to quarantine those still weak to it. The rest of us, however, have been rehabilitated. We've moved on and became well-rounded people with our own friends and credit cards and keys... and yet, the kings of Korea know all too well of our past as the included pamphlet makes note of our previous Warcraft account. They also understand the power of peer pressure and include an extra 10-day trial for our clean and sober friends.
They wish for us to become enablers.
Evidence lays behind the cut, complete with blow, yet sans hookers. Those are reserved only for the most desperate of game journalists. Now, to melt this baby down in a dirty spoon and pump it into our veins.
It totally* arrived with this much cocaine.
Go on, baby. Be a raid leader. Get you some fame.
*It totally did not.
