Seriously, look at that thing. Lynch (possibly Kane) is a real "business up front, party out back" sort of guy. Our eyes are only occasionally drawn away from the mullet by Kane's (possibly Lynch's) Breathe Right strip, and usually you couldn't pry our eyes away from those things with a crowbar. Oh, before we forget, this video contains another "M": mature language. So you probably shouldn't watch it at work if your boss is offended by profanity ... or, you know, mullets.
Seriously, look at that thing. Lynch (possibly Kane) is a real "business up front, party out back" sort of guy. Our eyes are only occasionally drawn away from the mullet by Kane's (possibly Lynch's) Breathe Right strip, and usually you couldn't pry our eyes away from those things with a crowbar. Oh, before we forget, this video contains another "M": mature language. So you probably shouldn't watch it at work if your boss is offended by profanity ... or, you know, mullets.
Reader Comments (21)
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 3:42PM (Unverified) said
This is the sort of game that makes gamers look like lamers.
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 3:52PM (Unverified) said
That looks terrible. The voice acting is horrendous.
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 4:06PM (Unverified) said
This game looks crappy and cliche. Thanks but I'd rather play Forza 2.
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 4:06PM (Unverified) said
It's not really a mullet... Doesn't a mullet necessitate a poofy top? He's more of a bald but ashamed to admit it kinda guy. What's with the game bashing comments though? It doesn't look that bad... Or maybe you guys know something I don't.
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 4:14PM (Unverified) said
Gotta get me one of those "Kentucky Waterfalls" hair jobs.
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 4:25PM Pulov Yuran said
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with the fact that it doesn't really look like a mullet. I believe it is leaning more toward "skullet" territory.
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 4:52PM (Unverified) said
Is it me or are they the same man with multiple personalities? I keep getting that very obvious vibe watching this trailer. I really know nothing about this particular game though. This is the first I've seen of it.
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 5:14PM (Unverified) said
Okay, first of all(you can deduce this watching the trailer alone, but I already knew anyway) Lynch is the crazy psychopath with the glasses that does most of the talking. Kane is the cold calculating murderer out to save his daughter with the broken nose.
P.S.
Apart from the music this trailer does kinda suck. Check out the first one, it's actually good(and there seems to be some actual gameplay in it)
P.S.
Apart from the music this trailer does kinda suck. Check out the first one, it's actually good(and there seems to be some actual gameplay in it)
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 6:55PM (Unverified) said
You guys fail at good games.
Go back to playing WoW.
Go back to playing WoW.
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 10:29PM mezzaninex said
HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO.
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 10:30PM mezzaninex said
P.S. this game looks cool.
Posted: Jun 9th 2007 10:39PM embassy said
well first off, this game is suppose to be cheesy/corny etc, its kind of tougue and cheek, like Army of Two...same concept, lethal weapon turned into a game. i think it nails that right on, looks different fromt he other action shootser out there in that regard.
Posted: Jun 10th 2007 12:51AM ForTheHuynh said
SINCE I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GAME NOR HOW IT PLAYS IT MUST SUCK SINCE THE VOICE ACTING IS HORRIBLE ROFL ALSO MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Seriously, read up on it, you idiots. A mullet doesn't mean the end of the world. Whiney characters that you have play as (THAT ARE NAKED)instead of the awesome mullet guy is the end of the world. Oh wait, Metal Gear Solid 2 sold millions as well...HMMMM....
Seriously, read up on it, you idiots. A mullet doesn't mean the end of the world. Whiney characters that you have play as (THAT ARE NAKED)instead of the awesome mullet guy is the end of the world. Oh wait, Metal Gear Solid 2 sold millions as well...HMMMM....
Posted: Jun 10th 2007 7:21AM (Unverified) said
(To the tune of "badger badger badger")
Mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets 80s! 80s!
Mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets mullets 80s! 80s!
Posted: Jun 10th 2007 7:57AM (Unverified) said
Shit-stained drawls.
Posted: Jun 10th 2007 9:05AM (Unverified) said
Isn't there some kind of test you have to pass before being able to post on Joystiq? I suspect that many of you have velcro on your shoes.
Posted: Jun 10th 2007 1:15PM (Unverified) said
Err....nope - not a mullet.
Posted: Jun 10th 2007 3:03PM (Unverified) said
It's funny how the dipshit "writers" here are trying so hard to be humorous by talking about mullets when neither of the characters has one.
Posted: Jun 10th 2007 3:39PM (Unverified) said
That's not a mullet.
Posted: Jun 10th 2007 4:00PM (Unverified) said
I read alot about this game in my issues of EGM. I think it looks pretty damn awesome. Reminds me of one of those B-rated action movies that are just so over the top that it's sheer awesomeness.
Posted: Jun 10th 2007 5:35PM (Unverified) said
This game reminds me of "speed chess".
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