We can't resist posting this gallery of advertisements for our favorite witch-groping game, Doki Doki Majo Shinpan. Like pretty much everything else about the game, these ads show a brazen sexuality that we aren't used to. Sure, American ads have plenty of scantily-dressed women, but they don't have Shift-JIS mascots pointing at those womens' chests and exclaiming "Breasts! Breasts!"
We aren't going to turn this into a debate about decency. We just want to enjoy this game and these ads, which display the website's "Are you a bad person?" entry question, on the level of pure hilarity. This game doesn't make us want to discuss society's issues. It makes us want to giggle.
Reader Comments (17)
Posted: Jun 12th 2007 4:31PM (Unverified) said
It's a brazen sexuality we aren't used to because America apparently has different attitudes about child molestation.
Posted: Jun 12th 2007 4:44PM (Unverified) said
"This game doesn't make us want to discuss society's issues. It makes us want to giggle."
And yet, here we go again... I certainly don't want to discuss issues about, oh, say, molestation here. If it offends you, you don't have to play it. In fact, you don't have to read about it or look at it or think about it--you can just click the little X button at the top-right of your screen and it will all go away.
It does still, in my opinion, look like an "interesting" game.
And yet, here we go again... I certainly don't want to discuss issues about, oh, say, molestation here. If it offends you, you don't have to play it. In fact, you don't have to read about it or look at it or think about it--you can just click the little X button at the top-right of your screen and it will all go away.
It does still, in my opinion, look like an "interesting" game.
Posted: Jun 12th 2007 6:04PM (Unverified) said
Well, at least it's honest. Magazines like Maxim try to pretend they're more than sex mags, but at the core that's all they have going for them. No one buys them for their "articles," they buy them for the "Breasts! Breasts!"
Posted: Jun 12th 2007 6:24PM (Unverified) said
Wait a minute, Maxim has *articles*?
Posted: Jun 12th 2007 6:31PM (Unverified) said
the first comment kinda boggles the mind considering the size of the breasts in question...
Posted: Jun 12th 2007 7:24PM (Unverified) said
I just feel envy.
No opinion about the game whatsoever, although it's probably the sort of joke present I'd get for one of my boob-inclined friends.
No opinion about the game whatsoever, although it's probably the sort of joke present I'd get for one of my boob-inclined friends.
Posted: Jun 12th 2007 7:51PM (Unverified) said
And not just any breasts! That mascot could probably be best translated as saying "Huge Knockers!" or "Bazongas!"
Hey, at least they're being honest about the sexuality of their ads. I'd love to have a cute cartoon cat in front of a Budweiser ad going, "Take a look at the rack on that one!" Heh heh heh...
Hey, at least they're being honest about the sexuality of their ads. I'd love to have a cute cartoon cat in front of a Budweiser ad going, "Take a look at the rack on that one!" Heh heh heh...
Posted: Jun 12th 2007 8:07PM (Unverified) said
Agreed with 5, how are those children?
Posted: Jun 12th 2007 10:36PM Aldeezy said
and they say Nintendo ignores out the mature crowd LOL, J/K
Posted: Jun 12th 2007 10:39PM (Unverified) said
@5 & 8, Because the game says that the girls are under-aged, therefore it must be true. If you were to go to examine their birth certificates, you would see that these girls were born during the time of that whole "Macarena" craze.
But then again, I think it's pretty obvious by looking at the images that these girls are minors. After all, they have large breasts, huge eyes, and pink hair.
You obviously don't remember what girls looked like back in middle school and high school. My childhood sweetheart had spiky blue hair and a mouth that was really tiny when closed but ridiculously large when opened.
Oh, how I miss those C-cup sized breasts of hers. What I wouldn't give to be 12 again...
(By the way, my point is that they are freaking cartoon characters, and it is stupid to assume they are actually children.)
But then again, I think it's pretty obvious by looking at the images that these girls are minors. After all, they have large breasts, huge eyes, and pink hair.
You obviously don't remember what girls looked like back in middle school and high school. My childhood sweetheart had spiky blue hair and a mouth that was really tiny when closed but ridiculously large when opened.
Oh, how I miss those C-cup sized breasts of hers. What I wouldn't give to be 12 again...
(By the way, my point is that they are freaking cartoon characters, and it is stupid to assume they are actually children.)
Posted: Jun 13th 2007 1:19AM (Unverified) said
Yeah, they may be 14 because the game says they are, but uh, I can't recall seeing many 14 year old girls who have Pam Anderson boobs.
Posted: Jun 13th 2007 1:37AM (Unverified) said
If the game ever does come over here, they just have to put that the girls are highschool seniors or something, 18 and older. I don't think I could play the game if the game itself claims they are 14... It would just feel wrong. But otherwise, I want this game!
Posted: Jun 13th 2007 7:05AM stridermt2k said
Those huge eyes collect a ton of UV too.
I wouldn't be surprised if all these characters have some serious eye problems in their later years, although they probably have better acuity in low light.
Hey it's important!
I wouldn't be surprised if all these characters have some serious eye problems in their later years, although they probably have better acuity in low light.
Hey it's important!
Posted: Jun 13th 2007 9:30AM Muu said
These are just ad props made by store personnel, NOT official ads by SNK. Lots more vile shit like this in those types of stores, plastered all over the walls and pillars.
Posted: Jun 13th 2007 9:49AM (Unverified) said
@7:
I'm reminded of Young Frankenstein:
"What knockers!"
"Oh, zank you doctah."
I'm reminded of Young Frankenstein:
"What knockers!"
"Oh, zank you doctah."
Posted: Jun 13th 2007 2:59PM (Unverified) said
God... such big boobs.. they may be cartoon.. but damn I wish I knew her in RL. *is a boob guy*
YUM!
YUM!
Posted: Jun 14th 2007 2:55AM Aldeezy said
if the game does come out in America( which is unlikely) it would be edited to much, might as well import Japanese version to the "whole experience".
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