Recently spared from a straight-to-DVD release, the Dead or Alive movie limped into theaters this weekend without anyone much noticing or caring. The film earned $232,200 from 505 screens, finishing the weekend behind months-old thriller Disturbia and art house favorite La Vie en Rose. It's a sad day for our country when audiences would rather watch a subtitled French love story than see girls in bikinis kicking each other.Given the reviews, it's not that surprising that audiences stayed away in droves. Rotten Tomatoes' rating page, which gives the movie a score of 46 percent, is punctuated with quotes like "unquestionably brain dead" and "a genuinely terrible film." And those are from some of the good reviews.
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Audiences are mostly idiotic.
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-$459 / 10 showings per weekend (roughly) = $45.90/showing.
-$45.90 / $10 per ticket = 4.5 people per theatre.
AWESOME!
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I saw Ratatouille instead, it was excellent.
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Its one of those "it's so bad it's good" movies.
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Except Helena. I liked her.
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"This movie was great. It was everything a movie should be. It was entertaing from start to finish."
(berkalex03012)
"are u like serious?" (freitax)
"I totally agree, i really wasnt expecting much from it, but it greatly exceded my expectations, i really only went to see it because im a huge devon aoki fan.
but the movie did what it was supposed to do, entertain. sure, it isnt an oscar contender, but it wasnt trying to be. it stayed true to the spirit of the game. threadbare plot with lots of action.
if you go to this movie expecting the next best thing since gone with the wind, youre going to be dissapointed, and your probably a little stupid." (Shinra_Y3K)
"I loved it, and will definitely be buying this when it comes out on DVD." (yellowday123)
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-$459 / 10 showings per weekend (roughly) = $45.90/showing.
-$45.90 / $10 per ticket = 4.5 people per theatre.
AWESOME!"
It costs an extra half a ticket if you plan on letting Mr.Winkie make an appearance during the film.
Damn I'm stupid.
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Plus, the opening scene had my friends and I rolling on the floor laughing. The movie sucks, but at least it was somewhat entertaining. Just don't pay to see it and you'll enjoy yourself.
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They could have easily pulled in a million for an opening weekend if they had spent a little money a week prior to release with television advertisements.
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They could have easily pulled in a million for an opening weekend if they had spent a little money a week prior to release with television advertisements.
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And here is my little "review":
I can say, without a doubt or hesitation, that the movie was in no way shape or form a good movie. However, I can say with absolute conviction, that it was one of the most entertaining movies I have seen in a long while. You will begin your first 15 minutes of the film weeping from laughter. You will then spend the rest of the movie awestruck by how entertaining the sum of the parts are.
Jaime Pressly was the movie. If it wasn't for her portrayal as Tina, I think the entire movie would have collapsed under its own cheesinesses. Devon Aoki, as Kasumi, was deplorable. Her acting was stale, she couldn't fight worth a crap, and a Kasumi without large breasts that bounce around for no apparent reason is not Kasumi. The script writer, for some reason unbeknown to me, decided to castrate both Ayane and Hayabusa, making them the worst ninjas and characters in the movie. The only Ninja saving grace was Collin Chou, who played a rather badass Hayate. If you can go into the movie without any expectations about the acting or the story (Helena, for example, is a 21 year old valleygirl who enjoys her Rollarblades), I think you will be pleasantly entertained with the entire experience. If anything, go for Jaime Pressly. It is like watching an ass kicking Joy from My Name Is Earl
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I couldn't have said it better myself. I had a blast, and am really glad I saw it.
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Actually volleyball was already in the movie... Not so sure how much sense it made, but whatever. And yeah most people probably already saw it on Google Video anyway (myself included) so they knew there wouldn't be a ticket purchase in the future.
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They must have really wanted the movie to tank cause their is no other reason why this movie should have gotten such a limited release.
As I said over on cinematical I thought DoA actually turned out to be a fairly good movie. I watched it a little over a year ago when the movie was released to everywhere outside North America and I even imported a copy and gladly display it with the rest of my DVD collection.
I found DoA to be a great popcorn flick, if your looking for something to watch and have fun watching with a group of friends DoA is a great movie. Its like a modern day example of a classic old style 'B' Kung Fu movie.
What really helped the movie was the fact that it didn't take itsself to seriously. It has a small serious story to it but over all it's almost a fighting spoof movie.
I would have loved to have seen a DoA movie that was based on the cut scense from the DoA games But I have to admit a serious DoA film would never work as a live action movie. Their is just to many things that just don't work good in reality but works fine in a Anime/Vidoe game. maybe we'll see a Anime based on DoA some day, but thats the only real way I could see the True DoA story be told.
I have to say that DoA is defiantly one of the better Video game based movies. Thou that is not saying alot. But I will say this, I enjoyed DoA ALOT more then I did Fantastic Four 2, Spiderman 3 and Shrek the Third.
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"Trying to make a story out of the Dead or Alive games is like trying to stretch your underwear over a Buick."
I lol'ed.
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"The losers who actually knew about the films release and actually attended should have been gassed in the theaters. How pathetic does your life need to be to see this POS? These same losers will buy it on DVD when released."
I first and foremost go to the theaters to be entertained. The film was definitely worth my $6.00 (AM showings at AMC are Child prices). It was not a good movie, it was an entertaining movie. And that is all I asked from it.
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There was nearly no promotion for this film, so its no surprise that its doing poorly. I'm surprised it came out in theaters, though.
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It has as much plot as a DOA game, so what do you expect. Still, if you want to see a movie full of high-kicking girls (with several crotch-shot angles) in unbelievable shape and beauty, than it's worth the matinee price.
Cory Yuen's fight choreography is pretty neat too.
Just don't think too hard. And don't take your girlfriend.
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Didn't this movie release a year and a half ago in Australia? That's when we got advertisements for it, at least.
One of my friends rented the DVD a few months back. Kept complaining that Ryu was American. :\
Odd how America got such a late release (For a film no one cared about anyway).
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And yet, I still can't bring myself to care.
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Funny, same thing could be said to Spidy fans but that didn't stop it from breaking any records known to box-office.
let's face it, the movie sucked (more than any other garbage out there),
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I agree with another commenter who said it's good because it doesn't take itself seriously, unlike brain-numbing crap like the movie Doom.
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You can buy this for like $12 Australian dollars on DVD at most places...and it's been out for ages. :P
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and 46% on rotten tomatoes isn't that bad
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Or was that Star Movies....
Why's the US release so late?
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