
We apologize if this news is just a bit too intense for your Monday morning slump, but we thought you'd like to know that the Princess of Hyrule herself, Zelda, is a playable character in Super Smash Bros Brawl. A completely and utterly unexpected twist to be sure, we're just glad to have had the luxury of sitting down upon receiving this news. The virtual high-fives accounted for, it's time for the community to get down to business -- nitpicking.
Where were you when Fox McCloud's nose changed colors from black to brown? You mean you don't remember? Oh, well then you probably won't even realize that Zelda's hair color appears differently by a few shades. More like some missing highlights, but that hasn't stopped a bunch of folks from flying off the handle over it. We expect your petition by the end of the day.
[Thanks to everyone who sent this in!]
Where were you when Fox McCloud's nose changed colors from black to brown? You mean you don't remember? Oh, well then you probably won't even realize that Zelda's hair color appears differently by a few shades. More like some missing highlights, but that hasn't stopped a bunch of folks from flying off the handle over it. We expect your petition by the end of the day.
[Thanks to everyone who sent this in!]












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Didn't see anyone bitch about that.
This is cool though. Wasn't sure if we were going to see her again or not. I wonder if Marth and/or Roy are coming back, or any other FE characters.
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@4, what! I loved both of them, why take them out!
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Methinks he doth protest too much.
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What do you think Zero Suit Samus is for?
Speaking of character changes, they need to change Fox back to his 64/Assault days. The Command model of Fox looks horrible, and loses a lot of the "Feral" attitude I'd expect from a battle-hardened Fox McCloud. It's too kiddy for me.
~HotShotX
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...I wonder if there IS carpet.
Probably. Zelda doesn't seen like the type to wax her floor.
Peach, on the other hand, I bet has hardwood (*cough*) floors.
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I'll be honest with you, when I first read this story, none of what you said came to my mind...now, it won't go away...I hate you...
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But it seems other people are just so pumped for "who's gonna be in it." OMFG I CAN BE ZELDA. THAT'S ILL!
I am interested in WiiMote control scheme. Additions to gameplay. Graphics. Who's in it. And just to get my hands on it and play it.
People here just care if Sonic will be there or not.
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Heart on your shoulders much? So by this point, if I make fun of Battlestar Galactica, will you slap me limply?
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That has to be post of the day.
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Next thing you know, we'll be hearing how Halo 3 will have aliens in it. WHOA!
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Now, think about Peach inspecting Zelda's floors.
Up close...and *personal*.
In a little pink Wicked Weasel bikini.
...getting oils all over their tanned, hard bodies...GREASING up their lady parts until they're so slippery and smooth that even those tiny, tiny tops can't hold them in any longer!
...Aaaaaaahhhhhhgghghhhhh!
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Will the Postman be a playable character?
As far as the hair color goes, that can change over time, also if she's not running around as sheik outside, but sitting inside her castle, she probably doesn't get as much sun bleaching to her hair.
Will Zelda have her sword? The one she dropped in the one cutscene. I'd love to see a shift to fencing style for her... maybe she'll take the place of Marth as my new fave character.
Also, I have to agree with Samfish, but I'd also be willing to bet the carpet does match the drapes. Guess we'll have to hope for a hot coffee scandal to find out.
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If Zelda is in the game, there is a nice chance that Sheik will be in the game as well.
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Zero Suit Samus is the new Sheik.
I thought it was obvious.
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You obviously missed my well-crafted, grammatically correct question earlier. If this is TP Zelda is there a Sheik?
qhiiyr, however asked an even more pertinent question. Can Link turn into the wolf?
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Anyway, I'm so excited for this game!
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Now, to patiently wait for the rest of the Brawlers cast to be revealed.
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We all know Zelda's a carpet muncher, she's a cross dressing tomboy in OoT, a tomboyish pirate in WW and has definite lesbian feelings for Midna in TP, she'd be more than happy to inspect Peach's flooring.
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But really guys, who cares about the hair unless they made it like..mad blue or something.
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#42
Hot damn! Time for Google.
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...or sword ...or .... SHEIK WITH A SWORD ! =3
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