Good news, everyone! The Nintendo Wii has made 30th century technology available-- today! This attachment for the Wiimote approximates Professor Hubert Farnsworth's brilliant hypothetical invention, the Finglonger. The Finglonger allows you to operate equipment over great distances.
Hey ... it also looks kind of similar to a pool cue, now that we look at it! We wonder if it could also be used for that?