Stupid names. Who needs 'em? We never did. Growing up, we never talked about moblins or lynel in The Legend of Zelda
. We talked about the spear dudes and those stupid #*@&$^) centaur guys (except with more
colorful metaphors). We were dirty, dirty children who shouldn't have been allowed to mix with the other children. But the point is, manual-reading aside, the official names for creatures in video games just never seemed to stick with us. Oh, maybe some (evil) people could summon the precise names for Lakitus
, but we were not those people.
This is why we like Castlevania
. You know what a Fish Head is? It's a freakin' fish-headed monster
. Even we can remember that
. But what about you