Head for the hills: Uwe Boll's Alone in the Dark sequel has been cast

No.

Please, no. Uwe Boll doesn't make great films. I'd rather see another xXx movie.

Someone needs to kill Uwe Boll, him and Jack Thompson are giving video games a terrible name.

"She turned me into a newt! ... I got better ..."

Lance Hendriksen = Sold.

WHO IS FINANCING THESE PITIFUL VENTURES INTO CINEMATOGRAPHY?!?!?!?!?!

"BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNN her"

"If she weighs as much as a duck...... she's a witch!"

What else floats on water?
Wood!
Pebbles!....... little tiny ones...

The only way Boll could make Alone in the Dark 2 a somewhat successfully scary movie is to have 1.5 hours of Tara Reid's franken-nipple on screen.

She doesn't appear to have made the cut. Thus this movie will suck even harder.

What crackhead in Hollywood is still giving Uwe Boll work?

ive heard its overseas investors that see lots of taxcuts due to financing these pieces of shit. Not sure. maybe someone else could eleborate.

Hey Germany, if you really want to ban something hideous...

If you want to see a GOOD video game movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXUVd2c83c

Man you would think that the UN would put sanctions on Germany to pressure them into executing Uwe Boll.

Dear god why?

Where is the GD financing coming from?!??

Okay, First of all, The first one was actually the first movie in my entire life i've fallen asleep during. And i feel asleep THREE TIMES. What a way to start. It was a terrible terrible movie that got terrible reviews i wish i didn't watch, and it bombed horribly at the box office.

SO WHY WAS A SEQUEL APPROVED!??!

But lets look at the bigger picture. WHY Does he keep getting hired for projects? I can't think of a SINGLE movie he has made that didn't do horribly and was widely hated.

I really don't understand it, You would think if there was a director who has a past of making shitty movies over and over again you wouldn't consider giving him any money to make a movie. But i guess these people in charge of making game movies are just as stupid as Boll.

Uwe Boll = "Oh dear"

Someone kill him already. Seriously.

@14:

They're independent movies. He doesn't need approval, and they're funded by wealthy individuals who are taking advantage of some loophole in German tax laws.

Seriously though, enough is enough. If I'm going to gather my pitchforks and torches, it'll be to skewer Uwe Boll, then burn his twitching corpse.

A sequel?! WHAT!!? Who gave him money for that?!

Someone explain how the scam works. It's quite obvious that Uwe Boll does not make money from ticket sales on his awful movies. It's also quite obvious that he's paying well known actors an awful lot of money to star what they must absolutely know to be shit. So how is he making the money? I understand there is a tax angle to all this, but what is it?

WTF??? Somebody put him up against Butterbean or something.

You know one day in maybe 20 years he will be recognized as a great B (more like F) movie director (kinda like Ed Wood). The young generation will be intrigued by him and he will win an honorary acadamy award while all of us sit at home shaking our heads.