Released in Japan just a few days ago, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
has performed respectably on store shelves so far. And by "respectably" we mean the Japanese have devoured the game as ravenously as we would eat popcorn if forced to watch Uwe Boll's
rendition of Alone in the Dark
(you know, to distract us from the pain). The DS game sold 350,000 copies in just two days, making it the fastest-selling Zelda
game since Ocarina of Time
nearly ten years ago. Now if we can just contain our excitement for six more months, we'll get to enjoy the game in English!