Rumor: Having peeked into the distant and dystopian future of December 2007 through the mystic arts of augury and tea leaf reading, we've discerned several Assist Trophy characters that are guaranteed to appear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Take care, young readers, as you pull back the curtain that separates your eager eyes from what lies beyond the post break. Once you've known the truths that destiny has planned, you can never unknow them!
- Baby Moses of Bible Adventures fame
- A single-shoed Kuribo
- All three of the skinny, medium-build, and burly characters from Ice Hockey
- A menacing Pictochat window, its vulgar contents blurred
- The father you never knew