Engadget & Joystiq live from Nintendo's E3 2007 keynote


8:49AM PDT - Giant screens flanking the main stage share a dozen plus shots of various demographics all enjoying the pick up and play experience offered by the Wii and DS ... or something. No one up there looks like us ... they're all well groomed and a significant percentage of them enjoy senior citizen mass transit discounts.
8:59AM PDT - They've just announced that the show will begin in two minutes (that's 120 seconds for those of you counting down at home). We're being good little bloggers and turning off our cellphones like the nice man asked.


9:05AM PDT- "For us today is more than a press conference, more than a business meeting," says Reggie. "We see today as a celebration. And by that I don't mean a celebration for Nintendo, but for all of us. We think this E3 marks an exclusive ... for all of us." He goes on to call this E3 as a "coming out party" for the entire industry. here in 2007 may well be seen as a coming out party for an entire industry. The industry is growing, he says. "Here in America, the worlds' largest and most competitive market, the video game business is up nearly 50% over the same period in 2006." In the UK, it's up by 42%.

9:14AM PDT - Reggie notes that instead of core users pushing out to the mass market, Nintendo is pushing into core gamers from "satellites" like Brain Age and Nintendogs. "Now I don't live in a cave, but I know what some people are saying," he says. "Sure, thats what's happening now, but it's just a fad. If I were in their shoes, I would be saying the same thing." He goes on to remind us that the Wii has been sold out for 33 weeks and is poised to be the number one worldwide in this generation very soon.


9:28AM PDT - Mike and Bill Trinen from Nintendo's Treehouse group walk on stage. They're going to play Phantom Hourglass. "I'm sure many of you think an all touch interface for Zelda won't work," says Bill. They invite a Zelda fanboy on stage to prove to us that the new Zelda game is good -- sure enough, he's controlling the whole thing with the stylus and we're really struggling to contain our impulse to rush the stage and see if it'll work with a D-pad.


9:38AM PDT - "I can sense what you're thinking,"says Reggie. "Sure, but will Nintendo ever get serious about real online gaming?" He notes that Pokémon Battle Revolution is online, and connects with DS. Players in American will also soon be competing online with Mario Strikers Charged. EA Sports Madden NFL 08 and FIFA 08 both online this fall. (welcome to 2004, Nintendo!) From Square: Dragon Quest Monsters Joker Online. Guitar Hero III is also shown, sporting an exclusive wireless Les Paul controller.



9:45AM PDT - Satoru Iwata, , president Nintendo Co. walks onto the stage. He's looking sharp! "I played my first video game 30 years ago. In those days there were not many gamers. So, from the start, I thought it would be wonderful if some day everyone could find the same enjoyment I was having. But to do this, we would need to respond with new proposals. So far, we are seeing some positive results. Petting puppies, training your brains, and with Wii, when people start to sweat playing tennis right in their own living rooms, well ... this kind of thing attracts many who have not played before." Oh, and he just went and used the phrase, "paradigm shift." "Your enthusiasm is the most valuable prize in video game."

9:50AM PDT - He talks about the Wii Zapper and how it's broken a barrier that non-gamers have been unable to overcome. A video of two people in Texas enjoying Wii Sports is shown -- this is major news! Two people like Wii Sports: CONFIRMED. They play Super Mario Galaxy next, a game which we recall still isn't out yet. We feel bitter all of a sudden -- who did these guys kill to play that game? ""This is the first worthy successor to Super Mario 64." Oh snap, take that Sunshine!
9:51AM PDT - Brain Age 2 is also shown -- it's out in the US on August 20th.

9:52AM PDT - When is Super Mario Galaxy coming out? "November 12th, this year."
9:57AM PDT - More Wii games are listed. MySims by EA, for DS and Wii. There's High School Musical for Wii and DS, Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 and Flash Focus, Nintendo's "vision training game." Ubisoft is providing My Word Coach, a "game where your mom may end up schooling you," and My Life Coach. A video showing more Wii news coverage is shown. In all these videos, we've spotted Wii Fanboy, but no Joystiq. We're totally going to take this personally and stuff.

10:00AM PDT - We're doing...aerobics? "The last game we're featuring today takes our big leap in audience expansion and laps the field." It's Wii Fit which comes with a strange floor mat. You stand on it, and perform actions like balancing , kicking your legs, balancing while kicking your legs... things we'd completely suck at. This ain't no DDR though...think line dancing. You can chart progress, compete against your family. "See Sally, you're still fatter than me!" Hey, Miyamoto!




9:51AM PDT - Brain Age 2 is also shown -- it's out in the US on August 20th.

9:57AM PDT - More Wii games are listed. MySims by EA, for DS and Wii. There's High School Musical for Wii and DS, Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 and Flash Focus, Nintendo's "vision training game." Ubisoft is providing My Word Coach, a "game where your mom may end up schooling you," and My Life Coach. A video showing more Wii news coverage is shown. In all these videos, we've spotted Wii Fanboy, but no Joystiq. We're totally going to take this personally and stuff.




10:04AM PDT - Three fitness trainers arrive on stage. These people could easily hurt us, we think. The red dot that's supposed to stay in the yellow area is all over the place, like a housefly in a peanut butter factory. John in the middle does an aerobics exercise called step aerobics. The little Miis look nothing like John, who's really quite large. He must work out ... wait, where are the donuts they gave us earlier? The last person swings their arms from side to side, and isn't moving as smoothly as they'd like either. There's over 40 activities in the game, it's noted. The trainers leave the stage, and the audience applauds. "The device that they were using is this. We're calling it the Wii balance board. It's very thin. So by standing on this board, it can measure your weight. And it also measures how your balance shifts while you're standing on the balance board. So we can also use this an interface for games that allows you to use your full body as input. ..and of course it's wireless. "






9:12AM PDT - Reggie gets on the pad, which shows his center of gravity and calculates his Body Mass Index. It lists him as being "overweight." He reminds us that it's all muscle and not fat, to which Miyamoto replies, "Nice excuse." You can lean left to right on the pad as well, resulting in your on-screen character moving around -- they're both playing and headbutting soccer balls. Wow, Reggie just destroyed Miyamoto! Seriously, we just lost a ton of money on a bet.


9:17AM PDT - "We're happy, but we're not close to being satisfied. Nintendo is waiting for the time that "video games are accepted as the preeminent form of leisure entertainment . Then Nintendo will be "satisfied."
9:18AM PDT - That's it! We're filing out now to the sounds of "So Happy Together" by The Turtles. Must have been a zoological two pack at the record store.


9:18AM PDT - That's it! We're filing out now to the sounds of "So Happy Together" by The Turtles. Must have been a zoological two pack at the record store.











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 7)
Fernando Rocker @ Jul 11th 2007 11:36AM
Yes... finally.
Richard @ Mar 8th 2008 6:21PM
11:34 PDT?
JodyAnthony @ Jul 11th 2007 11:37AM
tee hee
Crazylink @ Jul 11th 2007 11:38AM
Lets get some good news!
Vgamer47 @ Jul 11th 2007 11:40AM
Joystiq has a time machine! They are in the future!
Luigi193 @ Jul 11th 2007 11:40AM
Hey, wouldn't that be 2:34 EST? Which it isn't! JOYSTIQ SCREWED UP!!! LOL N00BS! W/e...i still love ya joystiq!
Shagittarius @ Jul 11th 2007 11:41AM
Oh they are sitting down! I wonder if the chairs have ass waggle!
Fernando Rocker @ Jul 11th 2007 11:47AM
Yes, is the same kind of chair that your girfriend use to do what you can't do to her.
zwarrior @ Jul 11th 2007 11:49AM
LOL
sheppy @ Jul 11th 2007 11:44AM
After the Microsoft snorefest, please, Nintendo, get us excited again! And read my lips, "no new meters." Wife-O, Daughter-O, Honey-O or otherwise.
Fernando Rocker @ Jul 11th 2007 11:45AM
Hi sheppy, good morning... ready to discuss later?
JodyAnthony @ Jul 11th 2007 11:46AM
what about the bit-o-honey meter?
unosturgis @ Jul 11th 2007 11:49AM
lol my 3 favs all in a row
sheppy @ Jul 11th 2007 11:50AM
Discuss what, exactly, fernando?
I mean, if sales are all you want to talk about, I'm not the right guy. And I'm sure a huge portion of their presentation will be just like Microsofts. "Our dick is soooo big, our dick sell out a moe stoe den anyone else."
But games, yeah, I'll discuss games.
Fernando Rocker @ Jul 11th 2007 11:54AM
I was just trying to be nice =(
sheppy @ Jul 11th 2007 11:57AM
Sorry, I suppose that came out a tad catty. Wasn;t intentional.
I'm just still a tad annoy majority of last nights presentations were powerpoint presentations. Unless MS plans on released Super Pie Chart Fighter: Operation 3%-4% Standard Differential Curve by christmas... I was getting bitter at staying up. Especially with G4's handling.
sheppy @ Jul 11th 2007 2:40PM
Well, as good a place as any to put my impressions.
Good
-WiiBlaster. Let's hope they use the damn thing now.
-The Holy Trinity has street dates
-A Glimpse, however fleeting, into 2008.
-Mario Kart. Personally not a fan but big news regardless.
Bad
-Still way too much emphasis on nongamers.
-Oh look, remember all three of those games designed by Nintendo for the hardcore gamers at E3 2005? They're gone now. Just fucking gone.
-Another steering wheel... handlebars are no longer a foreign concept like they were in 1400 and years upon years of tragic Charades matches have trainer your average american to fake driving....
-My online pokemans... let me show them to you.
Ugly
-I never wanted to see Reggie's "oh face" but thanks to the steering wheel pic, I was forced regardless.
-With WiiFit, Nintendo has officially raped Xavix of it's last unique title. Now Xavix can look forward to a bleak future of grinning shiggy visages tormenting her dreams before she finally cuts herself while in a fetal position in the fourth 3 hour shower she's taken for the day....
Jonathan Tran @ Jul 11th 2007 11:46AM
WTF NINTENDO.
Your announcement is that you have invented Time Travel and have used it, in addition to the Wii, to go to the future and then market a console based on the future of gaming?
LAME. Everyone this gen has such ambitions for consoles:
Wii: Control space and time. With waggle.
PS3: Cure cancer, grill steaks in HALF THE TIME!
360: Give a mic to every racist 14 year old on Earth.
DS: Expose witches for what they are: hot.
PSP: Now you can take Hello World ANYWHERE U GO!
MosquitoControl @ Jul 11th 2007 11:48AM
Haha! The 360 and PSP definitely delivered on those promises!
Joshua @ Jul 11th 2007 11:50AM
Tee-hee.
Zertoss @ Jul 11th 2007 11:52AM
"Wii: Control space and time. With waggle."
Nintendo Pot™ and Nintendo Bong™ sold separately.
Burritoclock @ Jul 11th 2007 11:59AM
Ha I like this, very well done sir!
Martez @ Jul 11th 2007 12:00PM
Thank you, Jonathan Tran, for the morning lol. *lights cigarette*
unosturgis @ Jul 11th 2007 12:08PM
I'd so buy nintendo Pot!
MosquitoControl @ Jul 11th 2007 11:46AM
I don't know if any of these will be trying to get us excited this year. Not with the scaled-back E3.
Then again, maybe Microsoft missed the bus and Sony and Nintendo will still strive to shock and awe. Microsoft showed us some cool stuff, but cool stuff we knew about and absolutely nothing of substance.
zwarrior @ Jul 11th 2007 11:51AM
That's what I was thinking, maybe the excitment of E3 was packed away along the other stuff. Bring back booth babes!
treeki @ Sep 7th 2007 5:58PM
Hmm.. I think we need Mario Kart Wii..
Henry @ Jul 11th 2007 11:50AM
Im wathing via 1up.
Anyone else in the same boat?
Enjoying the music?
_skitzo_ @ Jul 11th 2007 11:51AM
Don't you all know, Nintendo is to good for E3, lets talk about consoles sold, and over priced arcade games, and save everything for Nintendo World, another snore fest but with trailers!
zwarrior @ Jul 11th 2007 11:53AM
I'm watching it from g4.com, the TV version was bad because of the commercials, but the streaming was great yesterday
Syntax @ Jul 11th 2007 11:54AM
I'm watching over at IGN. 1up won't even load for me. But IGNs got moozic too. It's kinda not at all fitting, but it's funny. I should be working. Yay Big N!
Joshua @ Jul 11th 2007 11:54AM
It changed from Ross Miller to Christopher Grant...Eh?
BPM @ Jul 11th 2007 12:13PM
He ate him!
"Christopher Grant hungry!"
samfish @ Jul 11th 2007 11:55AM
I'm trying to temper my expectations...but I can't help but hope for good news.
Neebs @ Jul 11th 2007 11:55AM
I'll watch it on G4...I've been getting massive headaches so G4 is the most way to stay in the loop.
mccomber @ Jul 11th 2007 11:58AM
Watching G4 is NOT going to help your headaches...
Neebs @ Jul 11th 2007 12:08PM
Oh bloody hell, commercials...
Save me, Joystiq!
SimonBob @ Jul 11th 2007 11:56AM
If they really want to shock us, they'll announce an English port of Mother 3. Here's hoping...
Zertoss @ Jul 11th 2007 12:05PM
If they say that, I swear I'll orgasm right here in my office at work.
Robert @ Jul 11th 2007 12:01PM
"If they really want to shock us, they'll announce an English port of Mother 3. Here's hoping..."
I would pee :P
treeki @ Jul 11th 2007 11:59AM
Why are updates so slow? It's been 10 minutes already! Update it!
Zelda @ Jul 11th 2007 12:05PM
C'muuuuuhhhn, c'muhn, c'muhn, c'muuuuuhhhn....*in Cartman voice*
Fernando Rocker @ Jul 11th 2007 12:08PM
Reggie is so cool... I hope this E3 edition, Reggie kick Phil Harrison ass (literally)... that will be cool.
Mike @ Jul 11th 2007 12:09PM
It's a talking NES, not a DS
Justin McElroy @ Jul 11th 2007 12:10PM
My boredom has grown three share points.
Jonathan Tran @ Jul 11th 2007 12:13PM
9:15, Reggie Fils Aime appears on stage in a flash of light as his Wii-controlled DeLorean zaps onto stage.
9:18, Miyamoto lands on stage next to Reggie, in a DS powered phone booth that has just come from the future
9:19, Reggie and Shiggy start an air guitar with Wiimotes as a giant "Wyld Stallyns Rule!" poster falls into place
9:24, Reggie announces that Sonic and God will be playable Smash Bros characters
9:28, after world recovers from shock and Ninty shares soar 2,700%, Shiggy gives a free Wii spec 3 (from the years 2015) to everyone there.
9:37, Reggie hands out the PS5 to everyone. Apparently in the future Sony was bought by Nintendo. The PS5 now folds proteins and laundry. It also tells you when to fold in Texas Hold'em.
9:40 Nintendo Wii HAS ANNOUNCED ITS CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT FOR 2008, with the 360 as its running mate!
Shiro @ Jul 17th 2007 7:27AM
:'D
That's it, I'm going to my happy place now... And you're not going to ruin my perception of the future while I'm in THERE, Jonathan.
zwarrior @ Jul 11th 2007 12:15PM
Talk about the boring stuff first, Smart move.
Shagittarius @ Jul 11th 2007 12:16PM
So far minE3 has been disappointing at best.
Rob Accomando @ Jul 11th 2007 12:18PM
They wanted to use my youtube custom Wii video but I said, "No" because they wanted all rights to them. I wonder if they used it anyway.