If we were to attempt to describe the Wii Party Station, you would think we were making it up. So, straight from Nyko's mouth comes this description, with only the briefest of interruptions from us. "Combining multiplayer conveniences with food and drink storage, (Finally!) the Party Station is one of the most unique Wii products (possibly), but also one of the most useful (doubtful). Multiple LCD scoreboards allows gamers to keep track of multiplayer face-offs (when the TV just isnt enough), while the Party Station's built-in fan keeps hands cool during the most heated of tournaments. (But wait, what if we get hungry?) When it's time to eat, the Party Station's built-in snack and dip bowls keep the food coming, while drinks stay upright in four cup holders, including four supplied freezable cup sleeves to keep them chilled. (Freezable ... cup ... sleeves.)"
Forget Resident Evil 7 or whatever the kids are excited for now. This is our new white whale. This is the innovation we simply must capture on film at E3. Our thirst quenching and the thirst quenching of our children's children could hang in the balance!
[Update: Photo of the ridiculous-looking unit added after the break.]
