There are those that say that the Internet isn't a big truck. That you can't just load all that Internet up, dump it and expect everything to be all fine and dandy. It's a series of tubes, damn it! And all these sites with their E3 coverage and their videos ... they're just dumping them without a care and clogging up those tubes.
We say damn the man. It's time to fill up those tubes with so much video goodness that we melt straight on through to the servers. Let's see how you like that, corporate America!
Halo 3 - It's no live demo, but we'll take what we can get. The trailer that Microsoft closed their conference with.
Mass Effect - It's stunning that for as good as this Bioware RPG looks, it gets better every time we see it.
Naruto: Rise of a Ninja - Admittedly, this is only here for the music (Go Asian Kung-Fu Generation!) You know, we may not care for Naruto, but when we checked this one out a few months back it was actually shaping up quite nicely.
Halo Wars - Guess what. We got a fever! And the only prescription ... is more Halo.
Too Human - We know the reason, but why didn't Microsoft choose to show this? Dennis, it's okay! We approve!
Killzone 2 - We dare you to count the shades of grey in this trailer.
Beautiful Katamari - It's the same ol' thing, rolling along to awesome music.
Unreal Tournament III - Sweet, delicious Flak Cannon. Do want!
Rock Band - While Neversoft was out motion capturing strippers for Guitar Hero III, Harmonix was busy, you know, creating quite possibly the greatest rhythm game of all time. Again.
Crash of the Titans - "I will kill Crash Bandicoot. Kill him ... forever!" Okay, we're sold. This is adorable and we want to see more. We remember enjoying the first two games, so hey, let's hope for the best.
The Bourne Conspiracy - Matt. Damon.
Army of Two - Or as we like to call it, Army of Dudes.
Metroid Prime 3 - The giant tank lady is back and she's brought waggle technology with her!
Super Mario Galaxy - Thank you Miyamoto for the headache you have just bestowed upon us.
